[And now he’s flustered and feeling like crap for hurting her feelings. Congratulations. David rambling mode activated.]

It’s not that it’s you. At all. It’s me. I’ve got this history of people I kiss not wanting me to kiss them, or some sort of power compelling me. And I guess the mistletoe is sorta like that. Like this can’t be what you want. It’s not like I have thought about kissing you.

[Shit that sounds like he has. U-turn!]

I haven’t. Not that I wouldn’t. You’re really pretty and all that. Because of course you are. But you have, I guess not Josh. That Kang guy maybe?