[Molly has been making great use of the coupon book gifted to him, judging from the terrifying amount of shopping bags hanging off his arms. They have deals for days here, and Molly’s going to take advantage of as many as he can in the small window of time he has. It helps that he’s figured out navigating malls and is now an old, deft hand at it.
He is less of a deft hand at sudden superhero bullshit situations. He startles with a curse at the explosion, whips around, and sees the following:
1. Caleb Widogast, standing not a few feet away from him looking like a deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming truck 2. someone in the shittiest Santa Claus costume Molly has ever seen (and in the year he’s been here he’s seen plenty) running right towards Caleb.
Molly shouldn’t be doing this. He’d given up his weird blood shit during that apocalypse, he can only fall back on his own skill in melee and what little magic he does have as a tiefling now. But Caleb is a member of the Mighty Nein and Molly has seen him go down in way too many fights, so he lets out a loud whistle.]
Hey, you! [In a harsh language aimed at knockoff Santa Claus, as Molly draws a sword:] Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock! [Please work Enthrall please work.]
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He is less of a deft hand at sudden superhero bullshit situations. He startles with a curse at the explosion, whips around, and sees the following:
1. Caleb Widogast, standing not a few feet away from him looking like a deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming truck
2. someone in the shittiest Santa Claus costume Molly has ever seen (and in the year he’s been here he’s seen plenty) running right towards Caleb.
Molly shouldn’t be doing this. He’d given up his weird blood shit during that apocalypse, he can only fall back on his own skill in melee and what little magic he does have as a tiefling now. But Caleb is a member of the Mighty Nein and Molly has seen him go down in way too many fights, so he lets out a loud whistle.]
Hey, you! [In a harsh language aimed at knockoff Santa Claus, as Molly draws a sword:] Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock! [Please work Enthrall please work.]