[For a second, the panicked voices go quiet as the loud, ear-shattering yelling stuns them into silence, all eyes turning on the irritated looking teenager who is currently shoving his way through the crowd. This was supposed to be his afternoon off and all Katsuki wanted was to check out their ghost pepper selection and maybe grab a sandwich, only to have some asshole try to hold the whole place hostage. Coward probably wouldn't even put up a good fight.
Best to end this as fast as possible, but maybe he could still use the victory to his advantage-]
I'll council them all right. I'll council them for wasting my time. You owe me some food after this!
[Barging in, any bystanders don't have to be in the store to hear what's going on.]
HEY, LONELY IN AISLE TWO!!! LISTEN TO ME YOU SPINELESS SACK OF SHIT, LET THESE PEOPLE GO OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR LIFELINE RECEDES MORE THAN YOUR HAIRLINE!!!
MAURTIA FALLS
[Katsuki has no sympathy for old ladies or stolen purses. If she didn't want it stolen, she should've had some sort of anti-theft device on it, like spikes that could have stabbed the villain. Speaking of villains-]
What kind of villain name is- [Snickering. Snorts. He covers his mouth, but to no avail, and bursts out laughing.]
YOU SOUND LIKE AN EDUCATIONAL MASCOT, NOT A VILLAIN!!! AHAHAHA- Crap.
[He's getting away! Katsuki may not have any sympathy, but he dislikes losing even more than he dislikes helpless old ladies and cheesy villains. Propelling himself into the air with his explosions, it doesn't take him long to reach the now terrified looking supervillain. And that's when he notices you.]
Catch!
[One more explosive burst and he's grabbed Mister Mars by the arm and slings him over his shoulder to throw in your direction, the poor supervillain screaming the duration of it. Meanwhile, the old lady's purse descends to the ground, precious and mundane items spilling out.]
NONAH
What the fuck...
[What secret hell dimension did he step into? Because that's the only explanation Katsuki has for all of the greedy, admiring eyes on him.]
Hey, go do some-
[Wow, are you an imPort? Try this lemonade, you get a discount! Buy some of my cupcakes, they're limited addition, found only here! Can I take a picture with you? What's your favorite color? Hey, are your veins supposed to be pulsing like that?]
SHUT UP!!!
[Katsuki finally regains his composure enough to shout, holding his hands out to give off a few smaller explosions in warning.]
This is your last warning, you creepy prepubescent pipsqueaks!
Katsuki Bakugou | My Hero Academia
Stop whining and GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!
[For a second, the panicked voices go quiet as the loud, ear-shattering yelling stuns them into silence, all eyes turning on the irritated looking teenager who is currently shoving his way through the crowd. This was supposed to be his afternoon off and all Katsuki wanted was to check out their ghost pepper selection and maybe grab a sandwich, only to have some asshole try to hold the whole place hostage. Coward probably wouldn't even put up a good fight.
Best to end this as fast as possible, but maybe he could still use the victory to his advantage-]
I'll council them all right. I'll council them for wasting my time. You owe me some food after this!
[Barging in, any bystanders don't have to be in the store to hear what's going on.]
HEY, LONELY IN AISLE TWO!!! LISTEN TO ME YOU SPINELESS SACK OF SHIT, LET THESE PEOPLE GO OR I'LL MAKE SURE YOUR LIFELINE RECEDES MORE THAN YOUR HAIRLINE!!!
MAURTIA FALLS
[Katsuki has no sympathy for old ladies or stolen purses. If she didn't want it stolen, she should've had some sort of anti-theft device on it, like spikes that could have stabbed the villain. Speaking of villains-]
What kind of villain name is- [Snickering. Snorts. He covers his mouth, but to no avail, and bursts out laughing.]
YOU SOUND LIKE AN EDUCATIONAL MASCOT, NOT A VILLAIN!!! AHAHAHA- Crap.
[He's getting away! Katsuki may not have any sympathy, but he dislikes losing even more than he dislikes helpless old ladies and cheesy villains. Propelling himself into the air with his explosions, it doesn't take him long to reach the now terrified looking supervillain. And that's when he notices you.]
Catch!
[One more explosive burst and he's grabbed Mister Mars by the arm and slings him over his shoulder to throw in your direction, the poor supervillain screaming the duration of it. Meanwhile, the old lady's purse descends to the ground, precious and mundane items spilling out.]
NONAH
What the fuck...
[What secret hell dimension did he step into? Because that's the only explanation Katsuki has for all of the greedy, admiring eyes on him.]
Hey, go do some-
[Wow, are you an imPort? Try this lemonade, you get a discount! Buy some of my cupcakes, they're limited addition, found only here! Can I take a picture with you? What's your favorite color? Hey, are your veins supposed to be pulsing like that?]
SHUT UP!!!
[Katsuki finally regains his composure enough to shout, holding his hands out to give off a few smaller explosions in warning.]
This is your last warning, you creepy prepubescent pipsqueaks!