[The place was smaller, cleaner, and (until now) slightly more sane than Gotham, but that didn't mean Ivy was any different. People problems were people problems, not hers. Her plan was to just sit here, sipping her tea on the outdoor patio, and watch the newest dumbass in town make a fool of himself.
To anyone passing by, she is very clearly directing her commentary to a nicely tended shrubbery next to her- the plant being the reason she'd picked this cafe to sit out.]
I don't care if she watered you once. Not my problem.
HEROPA
Do not pee on that- hey!
[She'd ended up with a corgi on a leash. Ivy was still confused how she'd ended up with a corgi on a leash, but she wasn't so much a bitch she was just going to let some kid's dog run into traffic. That didn't mean she was happy about things. At the moment she was trying to (gently, not wanting to hurt the stupid thing's neck) get the dog away from a decorative plant potted outside of a store it was sniffing with far too much interest.]
That's non-native, it has a delicate soil balance. Pick one of these jerkoffs instead.
[She had meant one of the trees around them, but her gesture also included the person next to her. Who might now suddenly have a doggy going tinkle on their toes.]
Poison Ivy| Harley Quinn animated series
Nope.
[The place was smaller, cleaner, and (until now) slightly more sane than Gotham, but that didn't mean Ivy was any different. People problems were people problems, not hers. Her plan was to just sit here, sipping her tea on the outdoor patio, and watch the newest dumbass in town make a fool of himself.
To anyone passing by, she is very clearly directing her commentary to a nicely tended shrubbery next to her- the plant being the reason she'd picked this cafe to sit out.]
I don't care if she watered you once. Not my problem.
HEROPA
Do not pee on that- hey!
[She'd ended up with a corgi on a leash. Ivy was still confused how she'd ended up with a corgi on a leash, but she wasn't so much a bitch she was just going to let some kid's dog run into traffic. That didn't mean she was happy about things. At the moment she was trying to (gently, not wanting to hurt the stupid thing's neck) get the dog away from a decorative plant potted outside of a store it was sniffing with far too much interest.]
That's non-native, it has a delicate soil balance. Pick one of these jerkoffs instead.
[She had meant one of the trees around them, but her gesture also included the person next to her. Who might now suddenly have a doggy going tinkle on their toes.]