Oh, that's adorable. I've seen worse, little smilebeast. I've met politicians. [And heard them. His eardrums might still be recovering.]

Well welcome to the monster club! [He gestures dramatically, just to make it that much more exciting as he transforms into his real body. First impressions are important, after all.] Though not really. We don't have a club, and we aren't monsters. Humans are just terminally boring little widgets that can't stand to be reminded of that. [So. Boring. Except for this one, apparently. Maybe.] You said it yourself--you don't like the attention. That's the human talking.