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that's not the shape of my heart

It's been three months since the last time we did one of these, so without further ado, after some coding tweaks, I give to you... a Mask or Menace Heart Meme!

SUGGESTED USE
1. Post a blank comment for your character.
2. Reply to other people's blank comments with your character's hearts to their character! This can be IC, or can be OOC.
3. This is a mobile friendly heart meme, which means no hovertext! Customize your hearts with the text included in the code for each heart instead.
4. ???
5. PROFIT!


❤ "I love you, or could fall in love with you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF9999;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I love you, or could fall in love with you."</span></div>	❤ "You're my family." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF0000;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You're my family."</span></div>	❤ "I would kill for you, or sacrifice myself for you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #990000;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would kill for you, or sacrifice myself for you."</span></div>
❤ "I would like to/have enjoyed kissing you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF99CC;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would like to/have enjoyed kissing you."</span></div>	❤ "I would like to/have enjoyed having sex with you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #F660AB;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would like to/have enjoyed having sex with you."</span></div>	❤ "I would date you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF3399;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would date you."</span></div>
❤ "I would flirt with you/have flirted with you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FFFF00;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would flirt with you/have flirted with you."</span></div>	❤ "I would hug you, or hold your hand." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FFCC00;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would hug you, or hold your hand."</span></div>	❤ "I respect you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #FF6600;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I respect you."</span></div>
❤ "I would spend time, have fun, or be friends with you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #99FF66;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would spend time, have fun, or be friends with you."</span></div>	❤ "You are my friend." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #33CC33;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You are my friend."</span></div>	❤ "I would rescue you or fight by your side." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #006600;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would rescue you or fight by your side."</span></div>
❤ "WTF I don't even?! You confuse me!" <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #00FFFF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"WTF I don't even?! You confuse me!"</span></div>	❤ "You amuse me." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #0099FF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You amuse me."</span></div>	❤ "I'd like to get to know you better." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #0000CC;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I'd like to get to know you better."</span></div>
❤ "I would tease and/or make fun of you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #9999FF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would tease and/or make fun of you."</span></div>	❤ "You frustrate or annoy me." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #CC66FF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You frustrate or annoy me."</span></div>	❤ "You frighten or unsettle me." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #9900FF;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"You frighten or unsettle me."</span></div>
❤ "I would use/manipulate you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #B6B6B4;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would use/manipulate you."</span></div>	❤ "I would physically or emotionally hurt you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #837E7C;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would physically or emotionally hurt you."</span></div>	❤ "I would kill you." <div style="width:300px; text-align:center;"><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: #000000;">❤</span><br><font style="font-size: 10px;">"I would kill you."</span></div>

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ LIKE THAT MATTERS fine be tall all her training is dealing with people who outweigh, outreach, and out just about everything physically her, so if he's not going to cooperate, she has zero compunctions about switching tactics & gasping for breath wow

enjoy a different variation on her take-down maneuver jackass ]

[True, he forgot she was trained to fight things way bigger than her. People like him included. Inumuta is taken down by Annie easily with an "oof", but- hey- where'd the phone go. It's nowhere to be seen. He's still grinning like an asshole.]

Rude.

[ bright side - when she hits the ground too, even her mitigated impact is enough to finally allow her to breathe without laughing. So now she's panting, blinking water out of her eyes, and noticing - no phone. ]

Pot, kettle. Houka... where's your phone.

Gone. Don't worry about it.

[Says the guy who has the footage she doesn't want shown.]

[ going to speak nice and low and... calm... while working on controlling her breathing by his ear. ]

That's the opposite of reassuring.

This is very intimate, Annie. Are you sure you didn't mean to send me a pink heart as well?

[ boys. she can avoid rolling her eyes and play pink heart chicken all day - for one of the three. She's more annoyed that this is his redirect. Be more creative!

But sure, sure son, you just avoid answering. Annie narrows her eyes and leans close enough that she's almost touching the side of his face with her lips (and nose lbr) to say: ]

Gone where, Houka?

[............Okay, he's not good at pink heart chicken if it involves Annie sitting on him and putting her face that close to his. He's kind of just very diligently NOT MOVING.]

Uh... Could you get off me?

[ she considers being enough of an asshole to not listen, but making people uncomfortable should have a point, and it's not the one she wants right now. Though she does wait just long enough to make it seem like she might not listen, and she only half complies in sitting up and giving him that room. ]

Maybe I should have been asking you about pink hearts.

[ verbal turnabout is fair play. So is reprising her question before she'll actually get off him. ]

Are you planning to do anything with that recording?

[Don't even ask him about pink hearts Annie, you won't like what you get.]

I have no plans for it, no.

[Maybe watching it again at a later date, but that's it. No, he's not creepy. Nope.]

[ But she wants zero, she's perfectly content with zero. Zero pink hearts.

Though yes he's weird and she doesn't like being recorded as it is, let alone laughing, it's at least some version of easier to tolerate if there's not some stupid plan involved. If it's off the cuff, it's troublesome, but if it stays that way at least she won't have to get anyone else being weird all so I heard you can laugh, Annie who isnt Armin or his currently not so present friends. (And they had more of the borderline hysterical relief laughter, so...) ]

... All right.

[ She can live with that. Up she goes, moving off to the side and nonchalantly straightening her hoodie. Ahem. ]

As long as you mean that, and you don't change your mind.

Allow me to put it this way. If I change my mind, you're allowed to exact revenge.

[Which is to say, he either doesn't mind whatever revenge she could possibly come up with (which is untrue, he would mind), or he does in fact never plan to show this footage anywhere except for personal reference (which is kind of creepier, when you think about it).]

[ No... no, right now Jayden gets to be creepier considering things he's done relating to posts that have happened, so ... by... being slightly less typically boy, Inumuta actually narrowly avoids being the Most Invasive Dude recently in Annie's life.

... And that's even with his own personal Annie laugh track.

... Go figure. ]

Those are acceptable terms.

[ Though please don't, then she'd have to actually figure out some sort of revenge. ]

[Who is this Jayden, and how does he overtake that position...]

Fine. Consider it buried.

[Also he's wearing his hoodie at the moment too, because matching hoodie-wearing sounds cute.]

[ yes it is cute - but is his blue, Kanaya made Annie a blue one ~color invades her wardrobe~

also you really don't want to overtake Jayden, Houka, this is the kid who took a thirty minute "shower" break unannounced in the middle of texting Annie due to that texting, that is not the way you want to win most invasive, just stalk longer, you'll win by tenacity ]

... Noted.

[ is he... on the ground still, she'd offer him a hand up at this point otherwise she'll look mildly amused at wordchoice, burying things in the backyard, are we, Inumuta ]

Though your type thing is nonsense.

[ For the record. ]

[No it's red. They still match.

Also wow no he's not going to try and beat that record... Continue to bother Annie and follow her around, yes. Take shower breaks while texting, no...

He is still sitting on the ground, so sure, he'll take her hand to stand back up. Because she owes him that much. Don't mind his word choice okay. Accidental dog references are my life blood.]

It isn't nonsense. You fit the type. Everyone has a type.

[ Hoodie crew 2014!!! And see, you're............... winning. By losing the creepy behavior race?

.............................................. how is that even a thing BUT ANYWAY hauling him up and giving a very small shake of her head. aye... placing people in boxes is convenient, but it's not really the best thing to do. ]

Does it make it easier for you, to place people in set behavior patterns like that? What happens to one type if their behavior changes. If I stop being as stoic?

[ which is a possibility, in degrees, as she has less and less of an absolute need to hold herself off and away from others because of what she one day would do. being allowed to socialize is kind of a big deal. it's a relief now, especially since she's been so honest as to actually pull the skeletons out of her closet and leave them to dry in the sun. she hopes she can give them a proper burial one day. ]

Do you need the find a "type" to understand the person you're applying it to?

["Not really the best thing to do" POT, KETTLE, ANNIE.]

Then you'd just change type. But someone's personality is typically a set thing. There are some things about me that are impossible to change. You could stop being as stoic, I'm sure, but wouldn't it feel unnatural for you to stop being blunt? Wouldn't it be frustrating to worry about being so sensitive? We all have our types. It's not something to be ashamed of.

It helps me understand someone, if I can associate them with something. People are so strange and fascinating, it's impossible to be able to predict them if you don't have something to base your knowledge of them off of. By using types, I can more easily guess how someone will react. Sanageyama, for example, is the Hot-Blooded Delinquent Type. Because I know that about him, I know that he'll react enthusiastically if someone challenged him to a fight.

[or inumuta, you know you could have just known that about him because you've known him for 3+ years.]

[ this is the story of a kettle named Annie and her conversations with a pot named Houka Inumuta

Though of course she's going to point out that observation and familiarity are key. Those are the tools she's had to use. Should they not be universal? ]

How long have you known Sanageyama?

... Irrelevant.

[NO IT ISN'T INU YOU SHITNERD.]

Relevant.

Uncalled for.

Is there a point where you stop deflecting and start acknowledging your own bullshit?

We haven't hit it yet. My stamina bar still has quite a ways to go before that happens.

Edited 2014-10-01 00:38 (UTC)

Is that the tiny colored bar on the television that Minako likes swearing at when playing video games?

[ or something like that is he seriously equating something to what Minako has tried to educate Annie on ]

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