aww yeah it's question meme time
Time to bring back one of my old faves...

Simple and easy! Here's how it goes:
1. POST a top-level with your character name
2. REPLY to other people's top-level with a question for that character
3. ANSWER the question you were asked
4. ASK a question of that person's characters in return!
We go back and forth like this asking questions in a thread until one or both of us runs out of questions!
QUESTIONS CAN BE ANYTHING. Serious or silly as you want! What does Jane think of (x)? What does Sarah have for breakfast? How many times a day does Alex masturbate? What's Tom's dream job? The only limit for questions is your imagination.
Replies can be as monosyllabic or as tl;dr are you want; it's up to you. Go wild kids!
the QUESTION meme

Simple and easy! Here's how it goes:
1. POST a top-level with your character name
2. REPLY to other people's top-level with a question for that character
3. ANSWER the question you were asked
4. ASK a question of that person's characters in return!
We go back and forth like this asking questions in a thread until one or both of us runs out of questions!
QUESTIONS CAN BE ANYTHING. Serious or silly as you want! What does Jane think of (x)? What does Sarah have for breakfast? How many times a day does Alex masturbate? What's Tom's dream job? The only limit for questions is your imagination.
Replies can be as monosyllabic or as tl;dr are you want; it's up to you. Go wild kids!

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He'd tell them not to register and he'd get rid of their communicators and he'd buy them a house far from any of the Porter cities so that they'd never get mixed up in any of the shit the government or imPorts are getting into. And he would call once a week and maybe stop by every couple months to check on them and make sure they never wanted for anything.
And he would do his best to make sure no one knew they were there or that they have anything to do with him.
Will Ellie ever consider getting involved in their trade or will she always be content to just receive all this cash and not think about where it comes from?
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And then maybe she'll make the puppydog eyes at Jesse and ask if there's something she can do. Preferably after getting Joel to crack because what is this drug business compared to infected. :')
What would Jesse's reaction be to Ellie asking to be involved?
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I mean, Ellie's going to grow up eventually but it's as if she's Jake or Brock - he's always going to see her as a little kid. And it doesn't matter to him that she's done way worse stuff than run a few pounds of meth across some state borders. She hasn't done bad stuff because of him, and that'd change if she got involved as a mule.
The whole point of this, for him, is to make sure that the people he cares about get to live comfortable lives without the threat of danger. As easy as things have gone for them so far, he knows this is a dangerous business and shit will hit the fan eventually. Ellie cannot be there when that happens. He'd never forgive himself.
And even the thought of using Ellie makes him feel like Gus, which sickens him. If he's that far gone, he might as well off himself now.
So that's a firm, "Hell no," and he'll cry if he has to.
What does Ellie really want to be when she grows up?
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She used to want to be an astronaut! Which was probably just a random choice for a kid whose only options were military or some crappy job on the wall that would lead to a super early death. Also, for someone that is afraid of being alone, space is scary! She hasn't really given it much thought beyond that because being anything hasn't ever been a possibility. If she did, though, she'd probably want to be a doctor or librarian. She did rounds in the clinic at the military school and likes books. She's a simple girl.
Haha, Joel (while on his deathbed/insanely drunk) tells Jesse he's screwed over the rest of humanity just to keep Ellie alive. What does Jesse think?
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And he wouldn't have told Ellie the truth, either, if it was him.
What will Ellie do if/when she finds out?
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WHICH BREAKS MY HEART but I'd definitely play it as that. It definitely wouldn't be the end of Ellie and Joel, as she does love him more than anyone else and probably could put herself in his shoes and understand why he did what he did--he loves her, too. He couldn't give her up after losing Sarah. Buuuuut the trust between them would be gone. It would take a lot of time for her to want to open up to him again.
and then Jesse becomes the new favorite dadWhat does Jesse think of the government in the game?
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But Jesse has never been one to trust the government in general. Back home, he never voted. He outright loathed federal agencies and law enforcement. If he had a mind to put a name to it, he'd be an anarchist or a libertarian. So the government could be angelic and he'd still be inclined to distrust them. He doesn't like the idea of some giant entity having that much power over people, deciding what's best for them when it doesn't know them on a personal level. That's why he's all about independence, being self-sufficient. When he's acting as a leader, he sees himself as a leader who actually has his people's best interests at heart. Because, when it comes to imPorts and his employees, he honestly does.
He just doesn't see that in a government that so far has only sought to use them as tools. He fully expects them to resort to using force to get the imPorts to cooperate, maybe eventually exterminating them. He hopes to have built enough resources to fight the government by then, militia-style.
What is Ellie's D&D alignment? I'm curious about her moral compass.
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What's Jesse's?
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Now I want to know... What would be Ellie's RPG class? Maybe out of any of these. Or which would she pick for herself?
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How about Jesse?
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If he could choose, he'd be a Ninja or a Monk. Those guys always look really fucking cool. Plus he "knows" kung fu and shuriken techniques. He would strongly argue for this role and be really disappointed if he was made Cleric instead.
NERDS THE FUCK OUT.
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