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aww yeah it's question meme time
Time to bring back one of my old faves...
Simple and easy! Here's how it goes:
1. POST a top-level with your character name
2. REPLY to other people's top-level with a question for that character
3. ANSWER the question you were asked
4. ASK a question of that person's characters in return!
We go back and forth like this asking questions in a thread until one or both of us runs out of questions!
QUESTIONS CAN BE ANYTHING. Serious or silly as you want! What does Jane think of (x)? What does Sarah have for breakfast? How many times a day does Alex masturbate? What's Tom's dream job? The only limit for questions is your imagination.
Replies can be as monosyllabic or as tl;dr are you want; it's up to you. Go wild kids!
the QUESTION meme
Simple and easy! Here's how it goes:
1. POST a top-level with your character name
2. REPLY to other people's top-level with a question for that character
3. ANSWER the question you were asked
4. ASK a question of that person's characters in return!
We go back and forth like this asking questions in a thread until one or both of us runs out of questions!
QUESTIONS CAN BE ANYTHING. Serious or silly as you want! What does Jane think of (x)? What does Sarah have for breakfast? How many times a day does Alex masturbate? What's Tom's dream job? The only limit for questions is your imagination.
Replies can be as monosyllabic or as tl;dr are you want; it's up to you. Go wild kids!
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and single block absolutely
Wally actually doesn't have like a HUUUUUGE HUGE liking for food, not like...say, Son Goku from DBZ. Food is fuel, which is why he'll canonically eat just about anything. He's crunched down completely blackened cookies before just because he was THAT hungry. He seems like he gets enjoyment out of eating mostly because it's the act of fulfilling a need and being satisfied, but Wally never actually feels full anyway. He even has some anxiety over the fact that he never feels full, always feeling varying degrees of hunger from "yeah I could eat" to "HOLY SHIT I'M STARVING TO DEATH" and never ever at "nope, I'm okay." Honestly, if they ever came up with something that DID have all the calories of an entire buffet in one little block of food, Wally would fucking STOCK UP because eating takes up so much time and money that it is at least a problem, and at most a crippling weakness.
SO YES THERE IS THAT.
QUESTION BACK AT YOU: WHY IS WILL SO RELUCTANT TO TALK ABOUT HOW ANNIE IS A DAUGHTER FIGURE FOR HIM
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ANNIE IS NEVER GOING TO BE A DAUGHTER FIGURE FOR HIM she's younger than him, yeah, but...their worlds are so different that he could never really be like a legitimate dad figure because wtf is this place's dads even like y'all got some crazy shit going on. If you meant Abigail there's a whole barrel of bloody people-eating worms with that one. Idk if you know the show but s1 e1 he ends up killing Abigail's dad, who is a cannibalistic serial killer they've been trying to find and stuff comes together after they find ONE body he left behind. He returned the girl to her bed (she was dead and her parents were home with Will and Jack and a cat) and they autopsied and found out that her organs had been removed and put back because surprise! Cancer! Can't eat her, can't honor her, sorry about that, have your kid's body back my bad. Abigail's actual dad is super dead and he killed girls who looked like her so he wouldn't have to kill her, basically, because he wasn't all there in the head. When they find him, he's already killed his wife (by which I mean he's slit her throat beyond the point of no return and throws her out on the porch as soon as Will starts coming to the door THAT'S NOT VERY FRIENDLY) and he slits Abigail's throat right in front of Will, who then shoots him once...and he looks ready to go stab happy so Will shoots him again by which I mean he just shoots him until his gun is empty and then from there on out he hallucinates him and talks about how he feels like they are doing normal things at the same time (brushing teeth, showers, having breakfast) even though Hobbs is REALLY DEAD and he ends up getting framed for all sorts of awful murders and part of the thought/defense people are gonna set up/wanna set up is "he just got really into Hobbs' head and didn't do it knowingly he was just being Hobbs okay" and that's all awful. Abigail at one point tells him that just because he killed her dad doesn't mean he gets to be her dad and it's like NO ONE WANTS TO BE THAT GUY but Will is sort of that guy in all his nightmares and stuff I FEAR NOT KNOWING WHO I AM BUT I'M NOT THAT LEVEL OF NOPE. And then her other stand-in dad is Hannibal Lecter who says as much (refers to her being a surrogate daughter, tells Will that they are her fathers now and have to serve her better than Hobbs which doesn't seem like it would be very complicated to do does it and YET HANNIBAL IS HANNIBAL SO) and like. Do you really wanna be a dad when the other dads are both cannibalistic serial killers can he just be like the cool uncle, but the uncle related to the mom's side that would be great. Also she's 18 so like that's another factor...she had a whole life he was never a part of outside of what he can read on paper and like family photo albums/etc. (what was she like as a kid? who were her friends? he just doesn't know) and it was clearly pretty shitty in more recent years (Abigail says at one point that her father was a good dad right until the moment he wasn't, extremes) so the idea of being a "good dad" after that isn't difficult which is a sad thing but he also doesn't know like...what he can/can't do, you know? Like if he does this one thing that seems paternal, did cannibal dad do it and then she ends up like "aw Will is just like MY daddy you know the really terrible guy" that's an awful comparison it's a mess. It's a huge fucking mess, that's why. Getting into it gets into the why he would be, this guy who is not actually her legal father and he's not a family friend an has this really weird job involving murderers wow how did that happen and the whole explanation is a LOT and also gives away Abigail's story and...that's her thing, you know? If she tells people, that's her decision. But Will doesn't want to just blab about the Shrike to anyone. Yeah that story involves him but it involves her way way more and if she wants to tell, she'll tell. It's not Will's place. Which actually ties into why characters like Annie, Sasha, Jayden, any other teen he gets CR with won't ever be a legitimate kid figure because...well, the last one that had ties to Will as a dad figure when he wasn't legit dad, uh. Stuff didn't
go so well. It goes really not well but spoilers.
Let's not repeat that/remind people who know about that that's not fun for anybody. He's the older dude who has younger friend-like people in his life, he doesn't have to be dad okay.
Wally you have so many buds and so many supers in your life that joke about hard dicks when you typo disc that seems cool. If Wally had the option to be Kid anything...is there any other figure in DC that he'd choose to be? And if there's not but he had to be Kid AnythingButFlash, what would fill in the blank and why?
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other-people's-dads issues
wally's friends are asSHOLES ok and if he had to be tied to anyone but the flash ummmm
he always sort of thought the green lanterns were cool. though he would never say that to hal, my god, have you seen the size of that man's ego it is REDONKULOUS.
WHAT'S WILL'S FAVORITE FOOD /obligatory cannibal pun here
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be so great
life much easier a+
so would he be kid lantern or kid green lantern or kid who deals with hal someone help what's the name there
hahahaHAHAHAHHAAAHHA probably fish he catches and makes himself (Lecter makes a meal out of a trout he catches in s2 and ends up including a fucking octopus with it or something dude what) but he's super easy and simple so he's probably also like that guy who buys mac and cheese in the bowl and warms it in the microwave and just doesn't give a shit that he didn't do the cooking by the book it's mac and cheese and it's fucking GREAT. junk food a+ it's not people it's too basic and crappy let me live off of pop tarts wow.
WHAT SUBJECT DO YOU DO REALLY WELL WITH IN SCHOOL WALLY what's his #1 strength learning wise and does he actually like it if he's one of those supergenius kids because comics and that's a dumb question whAT'S HIS FAVORITE SUBJECT
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octopus with TROUT lector what the heck
WALLS IS SORT OF A SUPER GENIUS he's like way awesome smart with chemistry and mechanics and physics and stuff like that, but he hates history. haaaaaaaaates history. he's getting decent grades in that and english but like wow he does not care about what the fuck scarlet letter is REALLY about like omg nobody cares. HIS FAVORITE SUBJECT IS CHEMISTRY. he also really really really likes physics, they're almost tied
WHAT WAS WILL'S FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL, BACK IN THE STONE AGE WHEN HE ATTENDED SCHOOL
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WELCOME TO COMICS MOST EVERYONE IS A SUPER GENIUS IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY the scarlet letter is actually about english teachers getting their rocks off on torturing teenagers/pre-teens that's the secret about the scarlet letter
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DINOSAUR very vital class for people who are as ancient as him. NO UH book Will has a degree in forensic science and both of book and tv show Will wrote the standard on how to tell time of death by insect activity so I'm thinking he had a lot of fun in biology. Like everyone else is probably freaking out on dissection day and he's just A+ totally chill with it cutting up frogs nbd why does everyone think I'm weird. He has an eidetic memory so English and history, stuff with dates and all that wouldn't be too big of a pain but...man, you can't get as hands on with that sort of thing. No one will let you touch the Constitution unless you're Nicolas Cage. Boo on that.
Wally's feelings on the Sonic the Hedgehog series? Games, cartoon, whatever. Would he play it, watch it, would he hate it, does he relate to the fact of the matter that sometimes you gotta go fast?