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It's time for the...

tl;nraaemt,tyfyfcafw* meme!!!

How this meme works:
1. Post a comment listing your characters
2. Get asked questions about such things as your headcanon regarding your character's toenails, why you decided in game to have your character sculpt his fine moustaches into the shape of two identical human heads with fully articulated jaws, why you began playing this character, the character's swooningly romantic backstory in which he got amorous with a tree, etc.
3. Answer the question, and when you answer, ask a question of your partner!
3a. Ask other people questions, get answers and questions in return!!

e.g. "How does Jonathan Joestar get his hair so fabulous?"
"Angels cry into it every morning. Why did you decide to begin playing Will Graham?"
"I had a strangely erotic dream about a rubber-clad deer-man. What is your personal opinion on our CR?" etc. etc. etc.

Is that clear? I hope that's clear
Honestly why did I even explain y'all know the drill by now

*the "too long; nevertheless read avidly and enjoyed most thoroughly, thank you for your fascinating character and fabulous writing" meme

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WHAT IS THE ONE THING KLARION JUST CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT (aside from teekl)

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY MAGIC but that's in the same territory as Teekl, sooo... Freedom! He wants much more than this provincial liiiife~

But no seriously, he'd go nuts if he couldn't travel at all, or was stuck back in his hometown.

How much food does Wally need to eat per day to keep up with his speedster metabolism, and how does he afford it?

so he probably gets claustrophobic too
wally is also they should get shut into a closet or something at some point in the future so they can hyperventilate at each other
LIKE THAT ONE THING WITH THE PIT

fun fact: wally actually has a built-in threshold so like if he doesn't get as much as he needs to eat he doesn't starve to death in an hour. which is good because that's probably what would happen. he just can't use his powers and is tired, lethargic, listless and can't think very well, but after that he'd just starve like a normal person.

he just feels hungry all the time, like ALL THE TIME LITERALLY. sometimes less hungry when he eats a lot but still all the time. it kind of sucks.

WHAT'S KLARION'S GREATEST FEAR

OH MAN it took me a ridiculously long time to realize you were the same Wally from that thing with the pit! I was like 'why does that username look familiar... WAIT...' BUT YES I am absolutely up for sticking them together under terrible circumstances sometime! Is it cool if I add you on Plurk?

His greatest fear is losing Teekl, hands down! Having a familiar is like having one of your vital organs wandering around outside your body, in that his biggest weakness is out in the open for anyone to attack. If the cat dies, he dies too, and if they're separated for too long, they both waste away and die. Besides that, he just really loves the hell out of the cat, Teekl is his best friend/family, and if anything happened to him, he'd be devastated. There's one scene in the comics where Teekl gets absorbed into a giant rampaging monster, and the sight of his cat in distress is enough to make Klarion freak out and go all Leroy Jenkins on it, even though he's basically just armed with a stick.

How's Wally doing without any adult supervision here? I haven't watched much YJ, but he lives with his family in the show, right?

YES ADD AWAY

hahaha god klarion should get one of those tiny dog carriers like malibu girls use for their chihuahuas and keep teekl in it. GOD THAT CAT WOULD BE SO PISSED

wally is doing GREAT. he's not crashing and burning, which is probably a lot better than anybody expected. robin is a good help; he'll nag wally because he doesn't care if wally gets annoyed by it, so wally doesn't slack off and like, not pay bills or do shit he needs to do. and yeah, he lives with his parents in the show and unlike the comics, he has a loving relationship with his mom and dad who are two ridiculously normal people. LIKE REALLY BORINGLY NORMAL.

DOES KLARION HAVE ANY FAMILY??

Or else one of those baby backpack things that new moms wear! Oh god, Teekl would just be a yowling whirlwind of teeth and claws, Tasmanian Devil-style, THE ANGRIEST CAT ALIVE

HE DOES, but they're back in Limbo Town! Klarion has his mom, Charity, and his bossy older sister Beulah. Beulah used to nag him about studying and would always rat him out to their mother whenever she'd catch him planning to run away (Klarion's dad, Mordecai, left Limbo Town to explore when Klarion was a little kid and never came back). His relationship with his family is polite but strained, since Charity and Beulah were in charge of an angry mob that tried to burn him at the stake for heresy. They apologized, and he still goes back to visit every now and then, but that sort of thing is hard to get over!

What's Wally's favourite place to visit in this world?

klarion
buddy

its okay to be angry forever at the people who tried to burn you at the stake

WALLY LIKES THE SALT FLATS IN UTAH! those are back home too, and (i have headcanon'd) barry took him there shortly after he got his powers. and he took bart there here, as kind of a rite of passage and intro to the fam, so he has a lot of happy memories of the place.

also it's fun to run on.

HAS KLARION MADE ANY GOOD FRIENDS HERE

SOMEHOW HE HAS BEFRIENDED A LOT OF CHEERFUL, UPBEAT TEENAGE GIRLS like Yang, Mabel and Sasha! I'm not quite sure how it happened, but it's hilarious. He's also being aggressively befriended by Hime, mostly because she likes his cat. Oh, and he gets along really well with Wally's favourite person, Shade!

How's Wally dealing with all the Flash rogues popping out of the woodworks?

LKAFSFO HE DEALT. REALLY POORLY. mostly because bart was acting crazy and wally was suspecting brainwashing which like it seemed harmless but BRAINWASHING THE FASTEST PERSON PROBABLY IN THE WORLD IS...REALLY BAD LIKE SERIOUSLY wally would never be able to catch him also bart could probably destroy a lot of things before he got subdued. and also he didn't want bart getting into any trouble and then POP, ROGUES and they were older and being annoying (trickster) or lecturing him (piper) and he blew his top at pipes which yeah was like 75% venting stress from other things and 25% actual anger with pipes but hey what can you do

he'll deal much better once he's calmed down, which is now. he's already apologized to piper in a text but he probably won't talk to trickster because who cares that fucker was making popcorn

IS KLARION GOING TO BUILD A SHRINE WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE
HOW BIG WILL IT BE
HOW MANY THINGS WILL HE DESTROY TO GET THE GEAR STUFF FOR IT

HE'S PROBABLY BUILT A SMALL ONE IN HIS ROOM, no clocks are safe in his house or in any nearby antique shops while he's under the influence. Once he snaps out of it, he's just gonna take everything out in the backyard and set fire to it, goggles, jacket, goggles and all!

uhhhh shoot it's like 1am and I'm running out of questions, FAVOURITE RANDOM WALLY HEADCANON

HE AND AUNT IRIS BUILT BLANKET FORTS TOGETHER ON A SEMI-REGULAR BASIS WHEN HE WAS A KID AND THEY ONLY STOPPED BECAUSE SHE MARRIED BARRY AND IT GOT AWKWARD

LAST QUESTION: FAVORITE KLARION HEADCANON GO

ohmygod that is ADORABLE

Klarion has seen one movie in his entire life, and that movie was one of the shitty Die Hard sequels. He didn't understand a damn thing that happened in it, since he watched it when he was fresh out of Limbo Town and barely knew what a TV was, but he now assumes that all movies involve explosions, guns, and lots of slow-motion action scenes, regardless of genre or plot!

THIS WAS FUN THANK YOU o/

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