trickstar: (She's so short & that dress is so tacky)
Joseph Joestar ([personal profile] trickstar) wrote in [community profile] etcelsior 2015-03-11 04:32 am (UTC)

1. This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up.

2. No, it's ok. He's Italian. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.

3. This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.

4. The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age.

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