No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
i ate 112 ounces of pudding I can eat your freaking cake.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Other options:
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No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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i ate 112 ounces of pudding I can eat your freaking cake.
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
or text him!