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Barnaby Brooks Jr. (
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2015-03-11 05:26 am (UTC)
Barnaby Brooks Jr.
1.
You left me a drunk voicemail describing your pizza to me at 2 AM.
2.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl. You said it's fine, you do this all the time.
3.
He blacked out and wouldn't drink anything unless we funneled it, so I made him funnel water.
4.
You're the only person I know who needed stitches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you an adult? How.
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Barnaby Brooks Jr.
2. I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl. You said it's fine, you do this all the time.
3. He blacked out and wouldn't drink anything unless we funneled it, so I made him funnel water.
4. You're the only person I know who needed stitches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you an adult? How.