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The IC Anon Questions Meme





How to get started:

I. Post with your character! Name and canon go in the header.

II. Go find another character. Go anon and ask them questions, or remain logged and do it ICly. These can be as serious or silly as you like.

III. Answer questions people have left for you.

Comments

[selfimage]

Dorian, Skye, Kate.

Erm—let's just say I'd never subject Kate to that. We'd be terrible.

[(Anonymous)]

You're horrible. What would you and Skye do in your married life?

[selfimage]

Guilty as charged.

As for Skye and I—think of it as Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

[selfequipped]

Did you just suggest you'd kill me over Dorian?

[selfimage]

I'm going to remind you that there's less of my penis in option B.

[selfequipped]

Do you really think I'd prefer death to your penis?

[selfimage]

Would you rather have my penis? I could retract my answer.

[selfequipped]

Let's frame this in a way that doesn't involve your penis.

"Kate, would you mind having one night of incredibly unsexy sex over dying? Even if one doesn't necessarily relate to the other in any way, shape, or form."

Because ... yes, I would rather you wish to see me alive, even if you're apparently that afraid of incredibly unsexy sex.

[selfimage]

You understand this doesn't involve my penis in name only.

I'm sure I'd find a way to save you, regardless. Chin up.

[selfequipped]

I think you'd probably be a little busy, considering

[selfimage]

For a hypothetical situation you're quite adamant for this.

[selfequipped]

That also has no actual sex.

[brushoff]

[ uh excuse you Kate ]

So you're suggesting he should kill me instead?

[selfequipped]

Loki shouldn't be suggesting that he'd kill one of his best friends!

[It's the spirit of the thing!]

[brushoff]

So you'd rather he fuck or marry you instead. Because I've got to say, it wouldn't work out between you two.

[selfequipped]

He could sleep with Skye, marry me, and then you'd be chucked anyway.

But you'd live, because you're Dorian Gray.

[Bam!]

[brushoff]

Ah, but are we talking kill once or kill permanently? Because it'd take a lot of effort to kill me permanently and really? I think Loki's too lazy.

[selfequipped]

Hence the implied impermanence while I live on as his friend.

Plus, I'm practically married to him already.

[In an extremely platonic way.]

[selfimage]

My penis disagrees.

[selfequipped]

Your penis also wants me dead, so let's not listen to your penis.

[selfimage]

My penis has limited options.

[selfequipped]

And sex has many flexible definitions.

Unlike death.

[selfimage]

Not as flexible as you may be thinking.

[selfequipped]

Loki, the opposite here is death!

[brushoff]

Yes, but I really can't picture you two having any sort of sex at all, penis-wise or not.

It'd be too awkward. And I think Loki knows it'd be too awkward