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The IC Anon Questions Meme





How to get started:

I. Post with your character! Name and canon go in the header.

II. Go find another character. Go anon and ask them questions, or remain logged and do it ICly. These can be as serious or silly as you like.

III. Answer questions people have left for you.

Comments

[ferrisbuellean]

Cockroaches, I guess? But yeah, there's not much left after something like that.

[angelfire]

Definitely. I mean, the rotting bodies, the nuclear winter, the mutated, inedible beasties, the radiation sickness...

[ferrisbuellean]

The mutated makes me want there to be one. I mean, the chance of riding a three headed wolfcatbeast? Sign me up.

[angelfire]

And I'll rule over it all. But still. I'll miss all the buttercups. And payperview.

[ferrisbuellean]

Why would you rule over it? God's not gonna get wiped out by a nuke, is he?

[angelfire]

God runs back to Heaven and takes all of his fave playthings with him, then locks all the doors to keep the rest of the world out.

[ferrisbuellean]

Aw, you're not one of his favorite playthings?

[angelfire]

Not any more. No more tears in heaven.

[ferrisbuellean]

That must hurt. Can I be a therapist now? How does it make you feel?

[angelfire]

Oh Doctor, you have no idea how hard it is. Kicked out of my home, abandoned by my family, humiliated by my Father. I'm terribly unhappy, I can barely force myself to get out of bed for death and destruction any more. What do you prescribe?

[ferrisbuellean]

Uh, some Hail Mary's and a whole bunch of whiskey.

[angelfire]

Do you have any idea how much whiskey an archangel has to drink before they get tipsy?

[ferrisbuellean]

A little bit?

[angelfire]

A whole liquor store.

[ferrisbuellean]

Laaame. Remind me to never be an archangel.

[angelfire]

Has it's bonuses. You never have to actually pay for a drink.

[ferrisbuellean]

How does that work?

[angelfire]

Fly in, take what you like. Drink it. Doesn't have to be open.

[ferrisbuellean]

But not get drunk from most of it?

[angelfire]

Fortunately we don't need to urinate.

[ferrisbuellean]

That's a piece of info I totally didn't need to know.

[angelfire]

But imagine how useful that information will be to you.

[ferrisbuellean]

Not at all?

[angelfire]

Probably.

[ferrisbuellean]

But if the urination of archangels come into question, I can thank you for giving me the knowledge.