Ask Me Anything!

[restingstitchface]

The IC Anon Questions Meme





How to get started:

I. Post with your character! Name and canon go in the header.

II. Go find another character. Go anon and ask them questions, or remain logged and do it ICly. These can be as serious or silly as you like.

III. Answer questions people have left for you.

Comments

[ferrisbuellean]

[But how will he entertain himself then?!]

Don't lie. I'm fascinating.

[restingstitchface]

I'll try to contain my amazement.

[ferrisbuellean]

I could tell you about the detail I put into my latest fics.

[restingstitchface]

Tell Batman instead.

[ferrisbuellean]

Okay. Maybe I could just tell you the details of my entire life instead.

[restingstitchface]

Tell him those, too.

[ferrisbuellean]

I don't want Batman thinking I'm a loser.

[restingstitchface]

Oh. I think he's already formed that opinion of you.

[ferrisbuellean]

You're just jealous that he's actually interested in me.

[restingstitchface]

No, no, not at all. I'm amused you think so, though.

[ferrisbuellean]

Oh, c'mon. You're like a subpar plot device at best. You only have one shtick.

[restingstitchface]

One doesn't need to add to perfection.

[FEAR IS PERFECT HDU]

[ferrisbuellean]

I agree, perfection is perfection, but you are definitely not there yet, pal.

[Lame, seen it before. Go get some muscles, a weird breather and start speaking like some freaky Sean Connery instead.]

How about a volcano lair?

[restingstitchface]

How gauche.

[That's a big, fat no.]

But I suppose it suits you. What do you think?

[ferrisbuellean]

A volcano for me? I dig it. I'd be more of a challenge than a haunted house attempt.

[restingstitchface]

And when your plans fail you can throw yourself in it. Fancy that.

[ferrisbuellean]

At least I'd know when to quit rather than fawning after the same guy for the rest of my life.

[restingstitchface]

You're fawning after this conversation, some.

[ferrisbuellean]

What can I say? I'm bored and you're easy pickings. Batman's probably thinking the same thing. You're kinda like the hubba bubba of villains, lose flavor quickly and super outdated, but just occasionally picked off the shelves for a nostalgia trip.

[restingstitchface]

Thank you for that insightful analysis of my character, Jeff.

[Can't you tell how thrilled he is?]

Remind me to give you a little something once we meet again like this.

[ferrisbuellean]

No sweat. Totally looking forward to our therapy sessions.

[They're still buddies, right?!]

[restingstitchface]

Likewise.

[So much as Crane's buddies with anyone.]

[ferrisbuellean]

Until then. Kisses.

[Best buddies.]