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The IC Anon Questions Meme





How to get started:

I. Post with your character! Name and canon go in the header.

II. Go find another character. Go anon and ask them questions, or remain logged and do it ICly. These can be as serious or silly as you like.

III. Answer questions people have left for you.

Comments

[cephalothorax]

And yet, I have nothing to use you for. Alas, an impasse.

[abduxel]

Well, there's my rather attractive body, but maybe you'd prefer if I glamoured myself to look like a book.

[cephalothorax]

A book would be more enticing, yes.

[abduxel]

I see now why Hisoka called this "unhealthy."

[cephalothorax]

Tch. Books have something to offer beyond physical pleasures.

And reading is extremely healthy for the development of one's mind.

[what he is saying is, reading is FUNdemental]

[abduxel]

This has nothing to do with getting off.


...


Well, not for me, anyway.

[cephalothorax]

Ah, and now I'm interested. What has it to do with, then?

[abduxel]

No, you have it backwards. Books have nothing to do with getting off, which was the topic of our conversation. Unless you're actually sleeping with your books - no judgment here.

[cephalothorax]

Which only goes back to my original point - "getting off" is an unrewarding outcome on its own.

I certainly need a better reason to go to bed with someone than that. I could be using that time for something else. Anything else, really.

[by which he means reading jsyk]

[abduxel]

A better reason like what?

[cephalothorax]

A motivation.

There's nothing enticing about beautiful flesh.

At least, not in that way.

[abduxel]

Right.

[abduxel]

I don't even know where to start.

Do you want to watch porn? I'll show you what's enticing.

[cephalothorax]

Why would I want to do that? Honestly, what a waste of time.

[abduxel]

Holy Hell. You're hopeless.

[cephalothorax]

I've been known to read erotica. For the literary value.

[HE ACTUALLY MEANS THAT BTW]

[abduxel]

Right. "For the literary value." I watch porn for the plot and the acting.

[cephalothorax]

...you seem very fixated on this idea that everyone is motivated by sex!

At least I assume this is a universal assumption, because I can't imagine what I've ever done to give that impression, myself!

[abduxel]

Chrollo, I'm a demon! Most people are motivated by sex. I would know; trust me. But then there's the weirdos like you.

[cephalothorax]

[laaaaughing.]

I think we just move in different circles. Hisoka excepted.

[abduxel]

Notably excepted.

[cephalothorax]

Yes... he is an exception to most things.

[abduxel]

The only thing sexier than a book?

[cephalothorax]

That depends on the book!

[is he joking? maybe. maybe not. WHO KNOWS.]

I will point out that he was required to provide motivation as well, however. So, it seems, not to everything.

[abduxel]

Ah, you're right, your little business deal, whatever that's about. I had almost forgotten.