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nobody. ([personal profile] erewhile) wrote in [community profile] etcelsior2015-05-16 08:36 pm

does your mother know?



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schrader: save me from the wrath of this mad man (please take him)

Hank Schrader

[personal profile] schrader 2015-05-17 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
( THE BASICS )
Name: Hank Schrader
Canon: Breaking Bad
Character's (approximate) age: 43
Character's powers: Mineral manipulation ROCK-COP
Is your character registered?: Yep!
Where does your character live?: Government housing #23
Are you looking for roommates?: Hank's looking to move to an apartment soon and probably wouldn't mind a roommate but no kids.
What is your character's job?: Police Officer

( THE DETAILS )
RUNDOWN -- what are your character's skills, likes/dislikes, urgent needs?:
Skilled at Special Agent police grandstanding, brewing beer, and bidding on minerals. He likes terrible jokes, outdated pop culture references, and wants you to know that Miracle Whip and mayonnaise are not the same thing. Join him at darts or pool, buy a round, and you are instantly OK. He's a lot more tolerant of others than one might think, from sweetie-pies to raging assholes, but he can't stand being around people who continuously make him feel stupid (whether it's intentional or not) or who fuck with his family. He's wonderful at losing his temper when the right button is pushed at the wrong time, and when that happens he usually (violently) takes down whoever is in his immediate vicinity like a bull in a china shop. Might be prone to panic attacks at any given moment. That was before he became the most unstable earthbender around. Needing? Someone to help him do his job and punch some criminals in the crotch.
What are your character's plans?: BARBECUE come one come all but bring the meat, you know, once he announces it. Practicing new ways to use his power. On the cop side of things, he's trying to keep his own ass out of the fire while consulting on the Archangel operation (which I have been grossly behind on but yes hello I am here now). Looking to troll some Pinkman by way of helping out at the Xavier institute soon as a part-time security guard. Wrecking Will Graham's every attempt to be The Best. Totally wasting time looking for people who aren't around until he realizes Joel is back. Hi brawny buddy.
Does your character have a secret identity?: Nah.
Is your character open for pairings?: Nah, he's married and focused as hell on everything going on.
Are you open to having your character get hurt?: Jack him up!
Is your character interested in teams?: He works well with partners and teams, so long as the team members know what they're doing and can handle his abrasive personality.
What kind of plots are you after?: Open to almost any kind of plot TBH, but his job opens a lot of possibilities for CR opportunities given the nature of imPort expectations and crime in the area. I'd be excited for just about anything that forces him to explore the new terms of this world and what he needs to expect from himself, and of course anything that connects directly or indirectly to all that nonsense his brother-in-law has been getting up to. He needs to connect more with law enforcement types and vigilantes, and maybe even establish a CI of some sort. He also could benefit from a punch in the face (I mean teach him to be a superhero). He needs to be challenged, but he also could use some support since his usual support system (Marie) is nowhere around. Be warned that he is a dick who doesn't outwardly appreciate his nagging support systems but jeebus are they necessary. Because right now he has Walter White as his guiding conscience. You should be worried.
Anything else?: nah he's poetic craftsman with heart of gold
shittybirthday: (Default)

[personal profile] shittybirthday 2015-05-17 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
omg schrader might be a security guard at xavier, too?? joel is a security guard there. ergo, joel and hank need some shifts together or something. or if not that, then schrader could like, be snooping around xavier and find joel fixing things there? because joel is also the maintenance dude there at the moment.

HOUND JOEL'S ASS, HANK. FOLLOW HIM EVERYWHERE AND ANNOY HIM WITH QUESTIONS.
schrader: he is not wrong (he sees policemen in his soup)

[personal profile] schrader 2015-05-17 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hank will definitely snoop but Jesse's probably done a great job of locking the school down in dirty deets, especially since it's not a secret Hank might apply there. He's gonna be hella busy with everything else but I'm thinking a couple nights a week??? Life's cruel. Obviously it should get worse.

Gotta have his six, Joel. Try not to shoot him in the back of the head just because he is a relentless and misunderstood artiste with his questions please and thank. Their job is just to keep other people out and the babies from blowing themselves up in a crisis they got this.
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[personal profile] shittybirthday 2015-05-17 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
it will agonise joel to have to be so careful and nice around hank. (or, well, you know. "nice".) he's become sort of used to not having to resort to violence in heropa (sort of), but it's also still so hardwired into him after twenty years of living in a shitty, awful world that it will frustrate the hell out of him that he also can't just deal with hank the way he would if they were back in joel's world. which would basically be break his arm, stab him in the knee with a shiv and/or shoot him in the face and leave him for dead.
schrader: riding many a mile (mile) mile (i think i see my sister coming)

[personal profile] schrader 2015-05-17 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh Joel, poor Joel, don't you know that's Hank's fate anyway just about any time he makes real enemies. It's meant to be one day bruh
ferrisbuellean: (19)

[personal profile] ferrisbuellean 2015-05-17 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I REALLY ENJOYED THESE TWO SO FAR

i mean their cr could go either way rly, but if Hank needs support systems of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES or a punch in the face, i'm p sure jeff would be happy to oblige
schrader: absolute dynamite (grade "a" poison)

[personal profile] schrader 2015-05-17 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
YES. Whatever, ping-ponging CR is the spice of life okay? Bring all the motivational speeches that he can roll his eyes at please!!!
ferrisbuellean: (25)

[personal profile] ferrisbuellean 2015-05-17 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeees, all the ping-pongs. Does this mean I get to stalk you? Okay, great.
schrader: sometimes in life we ride on (you can't avoid the crash)

[personal profile] schrader 2015-05-17 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
cries I am not worthy :')

Jeff really should join Will and Hank for pool. And he better be at the barbecue that's where the winners will be
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[personal profile] ferrisbuellean 2015-05-17 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Omg they play pool? A million yeseseses. He would love it. And also show off sfm.
schrader: that's the last they saw of me (i said my prayers and went to bed)

[personal profile] schrader 2015-05-17 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you think Will is going from bar to bar to practice his skills

because Hank makes him cry little girl tears after every game. Bring it, Winger!
ferrisbuellean: (55)

[personal profile] ferrisbuellean 2015-05-17 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Will it end in naked pool?
schrader: there's a detour on the road to destiny (tail lights fadin' on the far horizon)

[personal profile] schrader 2015-05-17 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone has been sneaking whiskey between his beers GOD JEFF MUST YOU REMIND THE OLD MEN THAT THEY ARE POTATOES KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON
ferrisbuellean: (71)

[personal profile] ferrisbuellean 2015-05-17 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Sssh, Hank, ssshhhh, be proud of your potato body.
cleptes: ((11))

[personal profile] cleptes 2015-05-17 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
As a lady who is looking to get involved in criminal activities, it might be useful for Bela to know of whom is on the right side of the law.

She can sass right back at Hank.
schrader: speedin' out of sight through the night (divided highway torn in two directions)

[personal profile] schrader 2015-05-17 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I would say so, yes. Hank isn't on the network a LOT but when he is he hasn't hidden his job or what he does (and what he did for the DEA) if she did try to keep up on imPort law enforcement.

Sass is just a requirement in this line of work okay, for both sides.
Edited 2015-05-17 21:43 (UTC)
cleptes: ((10))

[personal profile] cleptes 2015-05-17 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, this is perfect then. It might take her a little time to gather up information about him and other members of the police/law enforcement types.

EXCELLENT. I love having someone to sass back and forth with.
indenture: thanks again batman! (illegally obtained evidence is the best!)

[personal profile] indenture 2015-05-20 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
SO I've been enjoying their CR so far and I feel like Harvey and Hank could make a good team (?? AND MAYBE ALSO BATMAN IF REG IS UP FOR IT, Hank can be their Commissioner Gordon), because it's not like Harvey is going to be bothered by abrasiveness. Working together on investigations and cases, perhaps! (Though Harvey being defense at the moment might also cause conflict if he is ever called upon to defend someone Hank arrests.) 8)b

I am also open to whatever potential cop/criminal CR Harvey's eventual un-reformation back to Two-Face might imply, depending on how things go/if you're up for that as well, down the road!
schrader: now i'm back on my feet (went the distance)

[personal profile] schrader 2015-05-20 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
I've enjoyed their exchange, too! If nothing else it seems they can deal with one another, which is saying something here okay even if it'll eventually probably go to pot because everyone he knows is secretly a criminal mastermind so why not. I'd definitely be on board with more CR! If you bring in the Bats, even Hank would have to be like 'wow Batman /tries to be 5% less of an asshole' for a few minutes. :') I don't know the player personally but if they're up for things with cops and lawyers then I am, too!

Right now he's supposed to be consulting for a few cases in operation Archangel, which I still need to catch up on, but Hank's also doing his regular police work in Heropa. Occasionally he might visit the dreaded Internal Affairs to give a love letter to Will Graham and leave Dr. Crane a gag gift, so jeez there are so many places we can have them run into one another, or even come up with some reason they'd work together or across from one another via NPCs. Damnit Harvey get into prosecution already.
Edited 2015-05-20 07:19 (UTC)
indenture: (evidence your honor! piles of it!)

[personal profile] indenture 2015-05-20 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
THEY CAN TOLERATE EACH OTHER FOR MORE THAN 10 MINUTES AT A TIME it is a match made in heaven, basically. A+. And yes I will talk to them and we can see if that seems feasible! But either way.

I'm not really involved much in Archangel (mostly I was too busy at the time to) but if Hank wanted to consult on anything or, yeah, if they just ran into each other in Heropa that could work out swell. MAYBE HANK CAN CONVINCE HIM TO SWITCH SIDES AGAIN... he does still miss prosecution. :(