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[restingstitchface]

The Headcanon Meme

I. Post with your character. If you've got a bunch, consider doing a catch-all under one header.

II. Poke other characters with questions. Ask about their childhood, crushes, their thoughts on game events. Anything you can imagine.

III. Answer questions people have left for you with your headcanon, or canon if it's been covered there.

IV. Feel free to go into as much or as little detail as you want.

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Jesse Pinkman // Breaking Bad

[hostage]

[nohalfway]

Jesse's favorite food!

[hostage]

Funyuns, which is totally a meal if you eat enough of them. He's also pretty fond of pizza and Mexican food. Stuff you can pick up or have delivered to you very easily. Junk food you can get in a vending machine. Basically, whatever has the most flavor for the least amount of effort. He likes salty more than sweet.

[runningstart]

if jesse could send one person home (who ISN'T a public enemy like the general shit-stirrers) who would it be and why

[hostage]

If it wasn't for the whole murder thing, he'd totally send Hank. But he'd feel guilty doing that now. So maybe Chilton? They're technically on the same side, according to Walt, but Jesse doesn't trust that worth shit and Chilton's learning way too much about them for his comfort. And he's totally useless as an ally. 100% threat, zero benefit. That guy needs to get got.

[shittybirthday]

gives u several:

the albums/music jesse currently listens to most in MoM
last five movies jesse has watched
if jesse could bring one person into MoM from his world, who would it be? bonus for why
who were jesse's celebrity crushes when he was a teenager?
what does he miss most about home?

[hostage]

I have a playlist and also another playlist which gives you a basic idea of the stuff on his ipod but he can't really get into the local music much because he finds the vintage thing a little off-putting. He likes a lot of the Caribbean sound, though. Also surf rock or anything protopunk-sounding like The Sonics. IDK what is music in this universe.

They were all nature documentaries on TV because he doesn't have friends and he won't go to the cinema alone.

Jane because she is dead back home and she would not be dead here.

If we're talking crush and not just spank bank material, he was probably into Claire Danes, maybe Fiona Apple, Christina Ricci... The weirder girls of pop culture. Keeping that to himself, though. With his friends, he probably just talked about Pamela Anderson's boobs.

He misses Brock and Andrea the most, of course. His little family.

[restingstitchface]

Jesse's favourite reading material?

[hostage]

Jesse never really got into reading books, on account of his untreated ADHD. Reading is an activity that he associates with frustration and feeling stupid. He was a big fan of comics, though. Probably more of a Marvel guy. But he sort of lost interest in comics, too, once he started getting into drugs more heavily. The last thing he read was likely an instruction manual for a piece of lab equipment.

[kingpawn]

What do you think happens to Jesse post Felina?

[hostage]

I'm writing a fic! But, hmm, less lyrically... I don't think Jesse's chances are very good. He might have a head start, but that's a lot of desert to cross with what's probably not a full tank of gas, so I'm not confident he'd make it out of the state before the night's over. Come morning, his prints will be identified not only all over the lab but all over the gun that was used to kill Jack Welker (and thanks for that, Walt). That erases any assumption that he might have been dead all this time - and remember, according to Marie, he was the last person seen with Hank and Gomez, so that catapults him to the list of murder suspects for that, as well.

So you have Jesse without money, without a car, crossing a desert, looking highly conspicuous, while there's probably a nationwide manhunt going on for this guy who looks like he just participated in a mass slaughter at a meth superlab. If he managed to evade the cops that first night, it's going to be very hard for him to keep doing it. Alaska's a pipe dream, since he'd have to cross not one but two international borders a thousand miles away. He might be able to get into Mexico if he happened to find a truck going in the right direction, but then what? He's in Mexico as the guy who killed Joaquin Salamanca and helped Gus Fring take down a cartel. This is enemy territory. It'd probably end even worse for him than getting captured by American authorities, seeing as the cartels like to leave bodies hanging on highway overpasses.

Of course, Jesse's almost certainly dead if he stays in the US, too. Being a drug kingpin carries the death sentence with the federal government and there's no one left for Jesse to trade in order to receive a lighter sentence. Someone would have to somehow convince the government he was manufacturing all that meth against his will. You better hope he has a good lawyer out there...