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The Headcanon Meme

I. Post with your character. If you've got a bunch, consider doing a catch-all under one header.

II. Poke other characters with questions. Ask about their childhood, crushes, their thoughts on game events. Anything you can imagine.

III. Answer questions people have left for you with your headcanon, or canon if it's been covered there.

IV. Feel free to go into as much or as little detail as you want.

Comments

[infomodder]

peter's thoughts on those shows where they talk about how aliens built the pyramids and the catacombs and stonehenge etc?

[nostalgiabomb]

Bullshit, tbh.

Aliens only were involved in the existence of Utah.

[nostalgiabomb]

REAL ANSWER. Still bullshit.

He'd rage and rage and rage about how ridiculous all of that is, mostly because he's a little bitter about how the galactic community treats Earth as backwater hick country. That even humans would attribute some of their greatest accomplishments to aliens would just piss him off.

[infomodder]

Top 5 celebrity crushes Peter had before he left Earth

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Top 5 celebrity crushes he'd immediately get if he came back now

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[nostalgiabomb]

Celebs he crushed on:

1. Sigourney Weaver
2. Alyssa Milano
3. Carrie Fisher
4. Molly Ringwald
5. Nichelle Nichols

Celebs he would crush on, in no order:

1. Captain America bc if he comes back to his world then he gets to meet Steve muhfuggin' Rogers
2. Mila Kunis
3. Emma Stone
4. can I put Zoe Saldana here? I feel like I shouldn't but Zoe Saldana
5. Emilia Clarke