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[restingstitchface]

The Headcanon Meme

I. Post with your character. If you've got a bunch, consider doing a catch-all under one header.

II. Poke other characters with questions. Ask about their childhood, crushes, their thoughts on game events. Anything you can imagine.

III. Answer questions people have left for you with your headcanon, or canon if it's been covered there.

IV. Feel free to go into as much or as little detail as you want.

Comments

[khajidont]

What is Kasumi's ideal Happy Ending -- minus whatever tragic events happened to her as an obligatory part of being a ME protagonist?

[stealwithit]

Minus Keiji dying, which was her prerequisite tragic backstory--she and him pilfering shit across the galaxy until the end of time/they grow old and crumbly and then they come back to Earth, which in this ideal Happy Ending has not been fucked up by the Reapers, live in an apartment in Paris and spend the rest of their days at the Louvre reminiscing on how she stole the Mona Lisa (which she has since given back because she felt bad holding onto such an important piece of human culture for such a long time) and quietly talking about how they'd go about stealing the other priceless works of art in the museum.

Like, other old couples at a museum: "Ah yes, the colors in this painting really make me feel the subject's melancholy."

Kasumi Goto and Keiji Okuda: "See that? Laser tripwire. I'd find the power source, cut it, then check for pressure-sensitive triggers. After hacking all the surveillance cams, of course."