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[restingstitchface]

The Headcanon Meme

I. Post with your character. If you've got a bunch, consider doing a catch-all under one header.

II. Poke other characters with questions. Ask about their childhood, crushes, their thoughts on game events. Anything you can imagine.

III. Answer questions people have left for you with your headcanon, or canon if it's been covered there.

IV. Feel free to go into as much or as little detail as you want.

Comments

[daimeinashi]

WELL assuming he actually lived that long....probably a pretty sweet old dude. he's already a MUCH more functional person in just a couple arcs from his canonpoint, and by the time he's old by ninja standards, he'll probably have more or less fully integrated himself into society.

I think he'll probably always be fairly pragmatic in his approach, and most likely to always have some problems reading tone and social cues, but otherwise he'd be a pretty average old badass. Canonically he does settle down with Ino and have a son??? Which still confuses me but just taking that at face value he probably trains his son and then hangs out with Naruto and Sakura and reminisces about their ~golden years~ like

"remember back when we first met i attacked u and said u had a small dick and that time sakura punched me for talking shit about sasuke, good times"