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TEST DRIVE MEME

Considering apping into MASK OR MENACE? Want to dip your toes into the setting and get a feel of whether your character will fit into it? Or maybe you're just cruising and want to play around? Then you've come to the right place!

Pick any of the following scenarios below or feel free to make up your own, but don't be afraid to throw yourself at someone else's thread, either!

And remember to have fun!

01. Your memory might be a haze still and you might even feel frustrated or anxious by the sudden news that you are no longer in your own world and that the Porter scientists and military cannot send you back. You don't get a chance to linger long in the underground Porter lab, but something is clearly amiss; light patches on the floor indicate something else used to sit in that spot in the room. Parts of the wall, floor and the tables look recently refurbished -- something happened in here not too long ago.

You're ushered out quickly and then suddenly, you're enveloped in a faint blue blue light before you find yourself under the bright Floridian sun. Another soldier steps toward you with a smile, directing your attention to a car near a large gate. She mentions she'll be debriefing you soon, handing out a brown folder. You don't see the digital tattoo on your wrist, but it's quickly explained on your way over to the car as you realize there are other confused faces nearby, all holding files of their own.

02. The small, cheery city of Heropa is finishing some downtown construction work following an attack some months ago. There are enough construction crews still around and on break to wave and raise a cup of coffee in a salute to the most obvious imPorts. You might even be thanked for playing a role in saving the city from whatever happened.

Wherever you go, locals are pleasant and courteous enough, sometimes stepping forward to ask for a quick photo or autograph. Every now and then, however, anyone who is so obviously an imPort will find a local backing away from them nervously, pulling their child back with them before closing a door.

03. De Chima, Virginia, is a large city with a healthy economy, and though it's quieter, there are just as many citizens awed at your presence. Heavy winds have people grasping at their newspapers and constantly brushing hair out of their faces, but that doesn't distract them from crowding you in excitement if you're obviously from a different time or world, or just let it slip that you're a newcomer. Children and young teenagers are especially likely to ask for an autograph and a photo.

Some locals seem less enthused to see you. They never make an approach, but they can be overheard scoffing and muttering something about cameras. "Who do they think they are?" or "I don't like it... it reminds me of the government corruption back in the eighties." What could they be talking about?

04. Maurtia Falls, Pennsylvania, is just fine as always. Ask the residents about their opinions on the recent two-block space that burned in a fire or the imPorts mixed up in the incident, and the locals will shrug. They're just not interested in talking politics. Try asking the local imPort Ambassador. What's his name? Ryan? Revan? They don't offer any more information. Naturally for a big city, the people are somewhat aloof in nature. You might even notice the police are just the same, turning their heads the other way when two shady figures exchange fat wads of cash at the street corner. Did the police just drive away in their hovervehicle without bothering to observe what those two were up to? They sure did.

05. Nonah, North Carolina, is the liveliest of all cities. It's loud, busy and there's some kind of energy in the air that gets everyone buzzing with excitement. Anyone who they come to determine an imPort is bombarded with all sorts of offers; job offers, advertising gigs, spokesperson for advocating children stay in school, etc. Anything and everything! You name it. Shops offer discounts for food and clothing, whatever they need. People flock in droves with questions, but they all say the same thing. Thank you for your service to this country, Hero. You saved a lot of lives. Wow, feels great to be a hero, doesn't it?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[He just stares at all the flailing. Wow. This thing is... different. It's babbling some nonsense about meeting others. As if he would want to meet things like it.]

[Servants.]

No, I haven't. Why don't you run along and do that on your own, hm? Shoo.

Well, your actions are somewhat suspicious! You have government assigned housing, right? Why are you hanging out inside this abandoned building?

Appreciating architecture.

Oh! Does this building exhibit particularly notable features?

Oh, certainly. The lack of a liveable environment, occasional broken chunks of floor... that sort of thing.

Oh. Are you an... abstract artist??

Just someone who can appreciate bold, new statements. Things that tend to go against the "grain", so to speak.

Evolution.

I suspect there's some type of irony or double entendre involved in describing dilapidated structures and decaying infrastructure as progressive or new, but I don't really get it??

I think its pretty neat that you can find some kind of aesthetic value in conventionally worthless landscapes, however!

Before I go, can you tell me your name? I'm trying to compile imPort for easy accessibility on a wiki on the Network!

I'm completely incapable of double entendre. Entirely. Why would I ever need such a thing?

[Oh shut up Ultron, you could if you tried.]

You're creating a registry? [Pause.] Then you're welcome to call me "Meteor."

[HAHAHA ISN'T HE FUNNY -- no he's not, no one is going to get that joke. Ever.]

[ Updates the registry. ]

If you like, I could check out your programming! Maybe I can add some infrastructure that would allow you to express yourself in double entendre!

OH WAIT was that an instance of verbal irony??

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