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revenge of the meme as I shamelessly copy previous meme text

THE RETURN OF THE POKÉMEME

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include pokémon your character might use, even contructing a team of up to six!

you have 721 to choose from!

other people comment with pokémon they think your character would use, or responds to the ones you've posted!

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6 magikarps is also fine

it's baaaaack. thank you for this meme!

aggron: it's a steel/rock type, need i say more? although this was interesting and super cute: If its environment is damaged by a flood or a forest fire, it will restore the area by bringing in topsoil and planting trees.
poliwhirl: i cannot remember how exactly this one ended up on her team. it's just one of those weirdly cute types that could probably fuck you up if you underestimate it. like a certain cat.
nidoqueen: a difficult body to harm given how hard her skin is. fierce in temperament and protective. relies on physical attacks.
dragonite: kind-hearted pokemon that helps humans out. will fuck shit up if its environment is threatened. powerful and sturdy.
delcatty: cat.
tauros: naturally symbolic of peej's temperament. violent, physically assertive, doesn't necessarily stop until it lands a hit. butts head with its own kind. looks at peej.

TL;DR SAME AS LAST TIME.

Milotic: the only way to get it is to max out Feebas's beauty stat. duuuuh
Dragonair: it pretty
Aurorus: it pretty also. it's also a fossil, insert your own joke here
Chandelure: the prettiest of the ghost pokemon
Crobat: he's dating a vampire, vampire bat, shut up it was funny at the time
Espurr: I really enjoy the idea of Dorian having one pokemon that just ruins the mood of team pretty. Espurr looks like a fucking doofus.

I also just realized that, except for Milotic, all these guys are the same color(ish) and of course Dorian would have a Pokemon aesthetic. of course.

will be working on a team, but throw me whatever you'd think fit!

Ditto x6: C'mon does this need any explaination

Edited (auto correct) 2015-08-27 03:39 (UTC)

I laughed anyway.

dog dog dog dragon hawk idek

also probably one of these just for shits and giggles

i mean just lOOK AT IT

Edited 2015-08-27 03:03 (UTC)

ice and deer, basically.

ultimate goal:

Edited (i can't picture) 2015-08-27 03:15 (UTC)

do i need to repost the all dogs team

like i'm ever not going to make that joke. EVERY MEME.

seriously I have no idea I don't know 90% of these pokemon pls help.

tech and weird bugs??? pokemon nobody else wanted and jaime just went "aw, look at how awful and creepy you are. I love you."

Edited 2015-08-27 03:07 (UTC)

sawsbuck (autumn form)

Fight me.

Edited 2015-08-27 03:09 (UTC)

A compassionate Pokémon, it will rush to anyone feeling sad or ill and attempt to nurse him or her back to health.

grandpa reyes and his blissey

i'm still not canon familiar, but i feel unown is right up his alley.

Edited 2015-08-27 03:14 (UTC)

so basically Owen's got the most boring team ever. HOWEVER, he does have a Ditto because it can shapeshift and a Misdreavus because it likes to joke around and play tricks on people and guess who ends up using those pokemon the most, hint it's Puck.

gardevoir: fierce, elegant, protective, green. better at kanaya than kanaya is at kanaya. also the fact that the fin looks like a thing stabbing it at about the same place as kanaya's death wound is...well. there it is.
leavanny: a bug that weaves clothes to keep its young warm? shit yeah, son.
gliscor: i always waffle on this spot but gliscor is insect dracula.
kangaskhan: hardass mama boxer? i mean, that's just a given.
volcarona: a moth that is also a sun tho.
illumise: lady firefly, glows just like she does.

Edited 2015-08-27 03:44 (UTC)

I Wouldnt Make You Do That

SWOON

This one, just this.

Edited 2015-08-27 03:26 (UTC)

is it cute and/or a pig?? yes please sign mabel up

Sawsbuck: There's a deer Pokemon and I'm not going to make a Walking Dead joke out of it? No way.
Talonflame: Only Carl sees this bird and thinks, ah yes, this is a cool Pokemon I'm going to catch it.
Noctowl: He grabbed it by mistake oops.
Sandshrew: Carl's a prickly asshole sometimes so it fits.
Cubone: From the wiki page: It is called the Lonely Pokémon because of its tendency to keep to itself and avoid social situations, as it was apparently traumatized by the death of its mother. Cubone will often weep at night in mourning of its mother. I'm fucking terrible. I'm sorry.
Lapras: I love Lapras so Carl has Lapras. The end.

Edited 2015-08-27 03:49 (UTC)