revenge of the meme as I shamelessly copy previous meme text

[tadeadshi]

THE RETURN OF THE POKÉMEME

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[infomodder]

6 magikarps is also fine

[glowsferatu]

do i need to repost the all dogs team

nita

[erewhile]

it's baaaaack. thank you for this meme!

karen starr / power girl

[boobwindow]

aggron: it's a steel/rock type, need i say more? although this was interesting and super cute: If its environment is damaged by a flood or a forest fire, it will restore the area by bringing in topsoil and planting trees.
poliwhirl: i cannot remember how exactly this one ended up on her team. it's just one of those weirdly cute types that could probably fuck you up if you underestimate it. like a certain cat.
nidoqueen: a difficult body to harm given how hard her skin is. fierce in temperament and protective. relies on physical attacks.
dragonite: kind-hearted pokemon that helps humans out. will fuck shit up if its environment is threatened. powerful and sturdy.
delcatty: cat.
tauros: naturally symbolic of peej's temperament. violent, physically assertive, doesn't necessarily stop until it lands a hit. butts head with its own kind. looks at peej.

TL;DR SAME AS LAST TIME.

[brushoff]

Milotic: the only way to get it is to max out Feebas's beauty stat. duuuuh
Dragonair: it pretty
Aurorus: it pretty also. it's also a fossil, insert your own joke here
Chandelure: the prettiest of the ghost pokemon
Crobat: he's dating a vampire, vampire bat, shut up it was funny at the time
Espurr: I really enjoy the idea of Dorian having one pokemon that just ruins the mood of team pretty. Espurr looks like a fucking doofus.

I also just realized that, except for Milotic, all these guys are the same color(ish) and of course Dorian would have a Pokemon aesthetic. of course.

re: Crobat

[hisheartsdesire]

I laughed anyway.

[animalage]

Ditto x6: C'mon does this need any explaination

[thelimitdoesnotexist]

Just let me borrow these for a clandestine island thing, totally legit.

[whathawksdo]

dog dog dog dragon hawk idek

also probably one of these just for shits and giggles

i mean just lOOK AT IT

[malodorous]

ice and deer, basically.

ultimate goal:

[khajidont]

like i'm ever not going to make that joke. EVERY MEME.

seriously I have no idea I don't know 90% of these pokemon pls help.



tech and weird bugs??? pokemon nobody else wanted and jaime just went "aw, look at how awful and creepy you are. I love you."

[huntergames]

A compassionate Pokémon, it will rush to anyone feeling sad or ill and attempt to nurse him or her back to health.

grandpa reyes and his blissey

[scleras]

Fight me.

[huntergames]

i'm still not canon familiar, but i feel unown is right up his alley.

[servesthehuman]

so basically Owen's got the most boring team ever. HOWEVER, he does have a Ditto because it can shapeshift and a Misdreavus because it likes to joke around and play tricks on people and guess who ends up using those pokemon the most, hint it's Puck.

[orions_shadow]

You know I saw a team with a ratata, patent, that beaver dude and a few other weak guys take out an OU tier team.

IT'S NOT LIKE I'M SUPER BIASED TOWARDS POKEMEME OR ANYTHING

[glowsferatu]

gardevoir: fierce, elegant, protective, green. better at kanaya than kanaya is at kanaya. also the fact that the fin looks like a thing stabbing it at about the same place as kanaya's death wound is...well. there it is.
leavanny: a bug that weaves clothes to keep its young warm? shit yeah, son.
gliscor: i always waffle on this spot but gliscor is insect dracula.
kangaskhan: hardass mama boxer? i mean, that's just a given.
volcarona: a moth that is also a sun tho.
illumise: lady firefly, glows just like she does.

TY FOR PROVIDING A GREAT OP.....

[tadeadshi]

I have nothing to add, just gardevoir is literally perfect for her jfc

I may be kidding

[dreamshades]

This one, just this.

[glitterateur]

is it cute and/or a pig?? yes please sign mabel up

[orions_shadow]

Little cup Champion!

[112ounces]

Sawsbuck: There's a deer Pokemon and I'm not going to make a Walking Dead joke out of it? No way.
Talonflame: Only Carl sees this bird and thinks, ah yes, this is a cool Pokemon I'm going to catch it.
Noctowl: He grabbed it by mistake oops.
Sandshrew: Carl's a prickly asshole sometimes so it fits.
Cubone: From the wiki page: It is called the Lonely Pokémon because of its tendency to keep to itself and avoid social situations, as it was apparently traumatized by the death of its mother. Cubone will often weep at night in mourning of its mother. I'm fucking terrible. I'm sorry.
Lapras: I love Lapras so Carl has Lapras. The end.

[tactile_telekinesis]

The cubone and sawsbuck made me laugh.

[melavasomniar]

He just thinks they're pretty.

[redplainsrider]

She's going to have Pokemon I would never have on my team, ain't she.



Okay, I was wrong, I'd use the last three.

jack

[tadeadshi]

tadashi

[tadeadshi]

growlithe: loyal pupup pokemon tadash in a nutshell also fire
chansey: LIKE... COME ON....
guardevoir: Gardevoir has the psychokinetic power to distort the dimensions and create a small black hole. This Pokémon will try to protect its Trainer even at the risk of its own life. I just
skitty: the biggest cat person needs a kitten pokemon it's required
sylveon: a pokemon you evolve WITH FRIENDSHIP what's not to have here
phantump: ghost pokemon, also: According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest.

Erin

[makethman]

THIS WILL TAKE SOME THOUGHT

[huntergames]

a fighting type who moves really fast, is agile and also once it starts it isn't easy to stop.

aggressively copy-pastes both my teams from last meme

[deadtective]

Yamask: "Each of them carries a mask that used to be its face when it was human. Sometimes they look at it and cry." So, you know, basically Hazel in pokemon form. She probably tries and fails to cheer it up when it starts crying a lot.

Dusknoir: The pokedex entry has implied that this thing is basically the Grim Reaper of the pokemon world. This one's totally hanging around Hazel with the hope it can right the wrongness of her existence and cross her over for good.

Banette: It may not have been a vendetta that she cared about or even agreed with, but Hazel was still on a mission of revenge at home and that attracts things like grudge dolls. Doesn't help that she's got some repressed issues with feeling cast aside herself.

Pumpkaboo: It's a spirit trapped in this world that tries to help other spirits cross over. That's fucking adorable, and just the kind of spooky compassion that Hazel herself dispenses despite herself. Let's go help the lost and lonely, Pumpkabro.

Spiritomb: It's composed entirely of trapped souls, just like hers is. Also, before the introduction of fairy type it had no weaknesses, kind of like Hazel's own invulnerability.

Mismagius: A witch pokemon, and more or less a representation of Edith. It's incredibly mean-spirited and adores seeing Hazel unhappy, but she just can't seem to get rid of it no matter how hard she tries. Needless to say she doesn't care for it much.

[notyourfathersosborn]

Marowak: "A Marowak is the evolved form of a Cubone that has grown tough by overcoming the grief of losing its mother. Its tempered and hardened spirit is not easily broken." That's pretty much Normie, without the ferocious temperament.
Banette: Not only is it the pokemon that most resembles the venom symbiote, it's also got a similar backstory of how strong feelings of hatred turned it into a pokemon. He probably got it while it was still a Shuppet, though, as Shuppets are attracted to strong feelings of vindictiveness, something Normie had in spades during his brief stint as the Green Goblin.
Murkrow: It reminds him of his fiancee, Brenda, who is a costumed hero known as Raptor.
Spinarak: It's a green spider. How could he not?
Klang: He likes to build stuff, this is pretty much the visualization of building stuff.
Pumpkaboo: It's really, really cute. It's a pumpkin.

[shutterbugged]

/eyes the spinarak

[orions_shadow]

Umbreon: The first penultimate dark type.
Luxray: Resemblance to Shadow, natch.
Scraggy: Shad's hooligan type tenancies.
Bisharp: Sort of a more standard knight figure, only dark. Part of the way Shadow thinks he's supposed to be a warrior of sorts.
Panchem: Is great because the only way he evolves is by having a dark type on the team when he reaches his evolve level. This parallels Shadow's darker influences.
Litleo: Of course he's on here, because lion.

[thelimitdoesnotexist]

His weakness. But you're still a bro, Shadow.

[ursawhiner]

why isn't there a nerd type pokemon

[glitterateur]

i refuse to believe that first one is real

[bindsthedead]

And lastly

Mismagius: Magical ghost type.
Umbreon: supereffective against ghosts, Sabriel thinks it's adorable.
Bronzong: It's a bell.
Dusknoir: It helps spirits pass on.
Absol: Looks intimidating, actually trying to help.
Klefki: Keys are her family's crest, okay?

[fastballspeciaaaaal]

She likes the tiny dumb babies that are going to evolve into magnificent beasts. ...and slowpoke.

repostsss

[hypnotherapy]

Banette: "Strong feelings of hatred turned a puppet into a Pokémon. If it opens its mouth, its cursed energy escapes."
ABANDONMENT AND LONELINESS ISSUES.JPG creepy doll spite-and-vengeance-powered pokemon is right up his alley. also lol non-talkative jokes
Mismagius: Hat ghost. Also a mischievous fucker. "Its cries sound like incantations to torment the foe. It appears where you least expect it."
Honchkrow: Nice hat head honcho bird. "If one utters a deep cry, many Murkrow gather quickly. For this, it is called "Summoner of Night." Do I really need to go into this one
Scolipede: This doesn't represent anything, he just likes bug pokemon and Scolipede is one of his favourites. Though I guess he does share the whole 'relentlessly and mercilessly attack targets until they're dead' thing.

"With quick movements, it chases down its foes, attacking relentlessly with its horns until it prevails." Also horns!!
Malamar: Upside-down hypnotism squid?? "It wields the most compelling hypnotic powers of any Pokémon, and it forces others to do whatever it wants."
Porygon-Z: Glitchy data implied to be kind of a failed experiment in its purpose. "Its programming was modified to enable it to travel through alien dimensions. Seems there might have been an error..."

He can mega evolve his Banette and his mega evolution item is the Mega Collar. The stone is set into the metal. Very stylish.

[tadeadshi]

magicman these are the opposite of cute pokemon

tadashi will just get more cute pokemon to fill the quota between then gosh

[fistofthejoestar]

Arcanine: DAAAANNY. Of course Jonathan was going to have a dogemon on his team. Arcanine is frequently used by gentlemen class trainers in the games, and is often as described as being regal and having flames which burn from within. A perfect match.

Togekiss: I love the idea of Jonathan making friends with the pokemon that only shows up in peaceful areas and rewards people who are super nice and avoid unnecessary conflict. Especially since it's still completely capable of battling.

Hitmonchan: SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIIIIIIIIIIVE. But seriously, it's a pokemon that punches everything and is intensely courageous and never gives up despite its limitations. Jojo probably spars with it every morning like a loser.

Gallade: Its pokedex entry literally calls it a master of courtesy that will fight to protect people. If there's a better pick I don't want to hear about it.

Aegislash: It has a talent for recognizing leadership, and legend says that the people it deems worthy will eventually become king. Also, ghost sword. Motherfucking ghost sword.

Audino: Audino can heal pretty much everything and is capable of listening to people's heartbeats and understanding their emotions. Of course Jonathan is going to have one with how goddamn soft his heart is.