ლ(´ڡ`ლ) sloth birthday meme, let's go!

[gotdatbooty]

it is the fan service meme. post as your characters. anons reply with things they want your character to do with other characters. oblige them or scream in horror. shippy scenarios not required.

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[enigmaestro]

[This wasn't just any cup of coffee, no it was a six foot paper mug full of lukewarm water, fifteen pounds of sugar, Colombian beans, and a gallon of cream. This was something that paraded itself as modern art. It sat on a pedestal, high above the milling crowd around it.

And Eddie hated it.

There was no philosophy behind it, no mystery inherent, nothing curious or provoking. It was a giant paper contraption that mimicked a mug, its waxy interior preventing the outer cup being too disposable, too quickly.

It irked him. It wasn't even absurdist. It was lazy. There was no performance to it.

And then he remembered that the pen is mightier. Upon impulse, his muscle were born of inquisition: Eddie threw an empty ballpoint pen, like a dart, at the "modern art". It punctured through a layer, and that lukewarm coffee poured out from a trickle into a growing slosh of waterfall.

Right over Frank's head.]

sara why

[fronttowardenemy]

[ He stops dead in his tracks.

It got everywhere: spilling down his collar to rest sticky and uncomfortable against his back; soaking his hair and staining his face.

He turns his head, seeking the man responsible, and his eyes find Eddie's. ]

Better have an explanation.