I think it's borderline sleazy

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The IC Anon Questions Meme





How to get started:

I. Post with your character! Name and canon go in the header.

II. Go find another character. Ask them questions; anonymously or logged in. These can be as serious or silly as you like.

III. Answer questions people have left for you.

Comments

Felix | Red vs Blue

[moneylogues]

Re: Felix | Red vs Blue

[(Anonymous)]

Were you born a monster?

[moneylogues]

Cute.

Were you born a little bitch?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm serious. Have you always been like this?

Obsession with fire setting, maybe? Cruelty to animals? Bedwetting at a late age?

[moneylogues]

Oh my fucking god. I see someone took out their psych textbook today!

[(Anonymous)]

Just answer the question.

[moneylogues]

Fine.

No, I didn't do any of those things.

[(Anonymous)]

I'd meant whether or not you've always been a coldblooded son of a bitch.

[moneylogues]

Yeah, but I enjoy wasting your time.

But let's think back... Hm. Yes and no.

[Felix that's such a shitty answer, oh my god.]

[(Anonymous)]

So what's yes and what's no about it?

[moneylogues]

It means yes, but way less so.

[(Anonymous)]

So you had to grow into the genocide.

[moneylogues]

Well, if you wanna put it like that, then yeah.

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck, marry, kill: Locus, Wash, Tucker.

[moneylogues]

Where's my kill everyone option?

[(Anonymous)]

I know it's hard for you, but play by the rules.

[moneylogues]

You could've given me a less shitty selection here. Just saying.

Kill is definitely Tucker. Fuck... ugh, assuming it's just once and then we never speak of it again and I get to kill him afterwards, Wash. I guess. [He hates him slightly less than Tucker, at least.] And marry Locus because he's the only one in this list I don't completely mind dealing with on a daily basis.

[(Anonymous)]

What wouldn't you do for money?

[moneylogues]

Well, I could make a list, but that'd take a while. Unlike what some people think, I actually do have some standards!

[(Anonymous)]

Then are there any jobs you've refused?

[moneylogues]

Not for that reason, nah!

da

[(Anonymous)]

so, you only actually have standards in theory.

[moneylogues]

I said I have standards, I didn't say I have a lot of them.