I think it's borderline sleazy

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The IC Anon Questions Meme





How to get started:

I. Post with your character! Name and canon go in the header.

II. Go find another character. Ask them questions; anonymously or logged in. These can be as serious or silly as you like.

III. Answer questions people have left for you.

Comments

Jonathan Crane

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[(Anonymous)]

Plz describe ur ideal mistress of fear xoxo ;)

[restingstitchface]

Miss Quinzel, if you believe your identity is hidden behind that horrifying abuse of the English language, think again.

But to answer your question. I have no emotional nor sexual need of the vapid teenage girls and ladies in this place. My ideal mistress of fear would be non-existant.

[(Anonymous)]

no its Becky

[restingstitchface]

Miss Quinzel, I assume you think that this masquerade is funny. It is not, nor are you that person you claim. You are wasting my time.

... Now. Who is Becky?

Re: Jonathan Crane

[(Anonymous)]

Why did you do it?

[restingstitchface]

The same reason anyone does anything, my anonymous friend.

I wanted to see what would happen. I performed an experiment so I could witness the results.

[(Anonymous)]

So you have no regrets? None whatsoever?

[restingstitchface]

Regrets? Fascinating question. You seem to be looking for a reason but sometimes there are no reasons.

[(Anonymous)]

Because he's a sadist, for starters.

[restingstitchface]

Spoiling me with your professional analysis already, are we?

[(Anonymous)]

I wasn't talking to you, but I could change that. Would you like the full picture?

[restingstitchface]

By all means, share your insight with the group.

[(Anonymous)]

Since when are you part of any group?

[restingstitchface]

True, I don't really care for such things.

But you seem fascinated by my perceived inability to function within society. I've sequestered myself in the heart of this community for months. Either you are more observant than you claim, or such insight is part and parcel of your profession.

So which is it?

[(Anonymous)]

You tell me.

[restingstitchface]

... Would you care to tell me why you're avoiding the question?

[(Anonymous)]

Not particularly, no. I have no care to give you. You wouldn't know what to do with it, anyway.

[restingstitchface]

Your incapacity to understand my non-concern for your sentimental nonsense doesn't surprise me. You may go now.

[(Anonymous)]

Your incapacity to dislodge your head from your ass long enough to listen to anything other than the pitiful squawk of your own voice doesn't surprise me, either.

See you around, Jonathan.

[(Anonymous)]

so how many times have you seen the wizard of oz, approximately

'cause i assume it's a lot

[restingstitchface]

I have seen it plenty of times. But you're implying that patchwork of a film is connected to my identity? That doesn't surprise me, but for the love of all that is good in literature: