I think it's borderline sleazy

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The IC Anon Questions Meme





How to get started:

I. Post with your character! Name and canon go in the header.

II. Go find another character. Ask them questions; anonymously or logged in. These can be as serious or silly as you like.

III. Answer questions people have left for you.

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Harley Quinn | DC Comics

[itistolaugh]

[restingstitchface]

[No need to anon. It'd be less fun.]

Have you ever considered taking part in human research?

[Be his guinea pig, pls?]

[itistolaugh]

At least offer to buy me dinner first, cheapskate.

[restingstitchface]

That would give you the impression it's a date. Which is precisely why I won't.

[itistolaugh]

You already had a turn, remember?

[restingstitchface]

No.

Not with you, at any rate. But I am certain I can find someone else to assist me...

[No attention for Harley! :| ]

[itistolaugh]

Did so! Your office, one hundred percent concentration. We were both left disappointed.

[restingstitchface]

You are mistaken. I don't remember anything.

[Denial is also a river in Gotham, dontcha know?]

[itistolaugh]

Ohhh my god, this? Really?

[restingstitchface]

Ohhh my god, this? Really?

Miss Quinzel, it was just business. I don't remember every single occasion unless it was of importance.

[Lies.]

[itistolaugh]

What experiments do you want to run? Really sell it.

[restingstitchface]

The classical conditioning of fear in young children. I will need some assistance locating a fitting subject.

[Don't tell him to look amongst his misaimed fandom. DON'T.]

[itistolaugh]

Holy shit I am not having a baby with you.

[restingstitchface]

I have no need for one with you either. But you come into contact with troubled children in that shelter of yours. A list of names wouldn't go amiss.

... Well, I suppose in this case it would. Fancy that.

[itistolaugh]

Get your own toys, Scarecrow.

[restingstitchface]

That's what I'm doing, here!

[itistolaugh]

No, you're sniffing around my sandbox! You already got all you're going to, so back off.

[restingstitchface]

... If you are quite done throwing a tantrum, Miss Quinzel. Were you expecting me to give up on what's mine?

[itistolaugh]

Mine now, bitch.

[restingstitchface]

Don't you know what happens to thieves, child?

[itistolaugh]

You don't get to keep your dibs when you go on the run! Oh my god you are so new at this.

[restingstitchface]

I'm not running away, mind. I'm just setting up the stage.

[itistolaugh]

You fled the scene and took up sanctuary in a church. It totally counts. Dibs revoked.

[restingstitchface]

Do you not understand yet? Take a look around you. Where I am, I'm free to watch them all tear themselves apart. Imagine all the bones they'll crush, how far they shall go in the pursuit of justice. ... and soon the citizens shall fear the heroes more than people like us. Can't you picture it? It's beautiful.

Re: Harley Quinn | DC Comics

[oldstandard]

So does that hair loom have a gift receipt lying around somewhere? Just asking, in case there are more... loomtastrophes.