I think it's borderline sleazy

[restingstitchface]

The IC Anon Questions Meme





How to get started:

I. Post with your character! Name and canon go in the header.

II. Go find another character. Ask them questions; anonymously or logged in. These can be as serious or silly as you like.

III. Answer questions people have left for you.

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Dorian Gray | Confessions of Dorian Gray

[brushoff]

[whathawksdo]

[ why even anon ]

So why no to carrot cake? What did carrot cake ever do to you, Gray?

[brushoff]

If we're going for cake, go big or go home. I want to go full indulgence with overly sweet cakes and globs of frosting.

[whathawksdo]

"Go full indulgence". Of course. Of course that would be why.

[brushoff]

[ he's predictable. ] So sue me for wanting to enjoy the full cake experience.

[(Anonymous)]

What did you do to Lucy Pevensie?

[brushoff]

When you phrase it like that, it sounds practically indecent.

We had a spat. Nothing more.

[(Anonymous)]

She wants you to stay away from her.

It's not very decent if you don't.

[brushoff]

If she wants me to stay away from her, she can say it to my face.

Re: Dorian Gray | Confessions of Dorian Gray

[(Anonymous)]

Do you get off on making everyone around you suffer?

[brushoff]

How delightfully crude. Alas, my dear anonymous, I don't. Sometimes making people suffer is just a side-effect of getting what I want.

[(Anonymous)]

In other words people suffer and you just happen to get off

[brushoff]

You say that like it's something unique to my being. Ever heard of the term schadenfreude? Taking pleasure from other's suffering is part of the human condition.

[(Anonymous)]

Why do I get the weirdest feeling I'm not supposed to like you?

[brushoff]

Have you been hanging around Jacob Taylor? That might explain part of it.

[(Anonymous)]

No? I think I've talked to him once.

[brushoff]

Mm, we get on like oil and water. It wouldn't surprise me if he was badmouthing me.

[(Anonymous)]

Funny. Sometimes I feel the same way.

[(Anonymous)]

It's so weird!

[brushoff]

At the risk of pointing out the obvious, dear anon, I am Dorian Gray. The name doesn't exactly come with positive connotations.

[infomodder]

[jeez dorian you have so many grudgewankers here have a breath of fresh of air from dingus mcdoge]

Favorite book?

[brushoff]

[ everybody hates chris dorian ]

It's kind of embarrassing, but I have a weakness for terrible Gothic schlock. Think 'The Vampyre' or myriad terrible horror novels. I suppose when your life becomes a penny dreadful, that sort of literature becomes funny in a completely different sort of way.

I couldn't pick a favorite book, though.

[ look, he didn't say 'Picture of Dorian Gray' SEE HOW NOT A EGOMANIAC HE IS ]

[infomodder]

Fair enough.

[Yes, he is so humble, so pure.]

You ever get tired of the same conversation with a bunch of hypocrites?

[(Anonymous)]

Would you and Toby ever have a threesome?

[brushoff]

Depends on who's asking! At least, for me. You should probably ask Toby this yourself.