I think it's borderline sleazy

[restingstitchface]

The IC Anon Questions Meme





How to get started:

I. Post with your character! Name and canon go in the header.

II. Go find another character. Ask them questions; anonymously or logged in. These can be as serious or silly as you like.

III. Answer questions people have left for you.

Comments

Kasumi Goto | Mass Effect

[stealwithit]

[(Anonymous)]

So how's the weather down there?

[stealwithit]

Why don't you ask your mother?

[(Anonymous)]

Odd. I wasn't aware that you were a necromancer.

[stealwithit]

[ awk...ward ]

Woops! Let's call this one a draw, anonymous.

[(Anonymous)]

Ha, sure. Let's call it a draw.

[(Anonymous)]

how do u be so cute UmU

[stealwithit]

Simple: I'm not cute.

I'd suggest finding a more suitable adjective :)

[(Anonymous)]

who has the superior posterior: shepard, kaidan, or jacob

[stealwithit]

You just had to make me pick between three very unavailable posteriors, huh?

Theres a special place in my heart for Jacob's, so there.

[(Anonymous)]

hey, we're just talking quality of posteriors, not availability

and the quality doesn't go down just because they're on a restricted market

and speaking of quality asses

i've noticed this trend with USDA grade-A prime asses and the Normandy squad

is there an ass screening process that you have to pass? you must have an ass this fine to ride? enquiring minds want to know.

[stealwithit]

Very true, anonymous. But thinking about the quality makes me pine for what I can't have. Alas!

And yes, there absolutely is an ass screening process. An assessment, if you will.

[(Anonymous)]

join the club. the not-getting-a-piece-of-the-sexy-space-marine-pie club. not gonna lie, it's the shittiest.

and i totally knew it. how's anybody supposed to compete with not just being a badass, but a badass with an ass you can park a cruiser on? quit raising the standards for the rest of us, we can't all be awesome underwear model space marines.

[darkpants_warmfeeling]

Uh, thanks. I think.

[stealwithit]

I hope you're not surprised.