I think it's borderline sleazy

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The IC Anon Questions Meme





How to get started:

I. Post with your character! Name and canon go in the header.

II. Go find another character. Ask them questions; anonymously or logged in. These can be as serious or silly as you like.

III. Answer questions people have left for you.

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Jeff Winger | Community

[textualhealing]

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck, marry, kill: April Ludgate, Raina, Bela Talbot.

[infomodder]

[ anon why ]

[(Anonymous)]

https://media.giphy.com/media/12uk42AlzRa08M/giphy.gif

[textualhealing]

Ugh, make it hard, why don't you.

... The options, I mean.

Okay, uh. Fuck Bela because she's damn good at it, marry April because it seems like the most respectful thing to do with a friend's wife, and kill Raina, if only because a) I know she'll be the least offended by murder and 2) she'll just get ressed by the porter and I can fuck her too.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm sure the options made multiple things hard, if you know what I mean. And, to be honest, that last answer is annoyingly diplomatic.

[textualhealing]

I do. I do know what you mean. Very witty. But yeah, sorry about the diplomacy there. Would you rather I just killed her? Cause that kinda seems like a waste.

[cleptes]

Good answer.

[textualhealing]

Why thank you.

[(Anonymous)]

FMK: Lucifer, Chilton, Will

[textualhealing]

Marry Will. Fuck no one. Kill the other two.

[(Anonymous)]

cheating

you have to pick one to fuck

[textualhealing]

At gunpoint? Chilton.

Re: Jeff Winger | Community

[(Anonymous)]

Are you naturally a complete sleaebag, or is this a talent you had to nurture?

[glowsferatu]

What, your last mark didn't respond to your satisfaction, so you had to find another? How utterly dull.

[(Anonymous)]

Excuse me?

[glowsferatu]

If you just happen to be someone else entirely, you should probably consider more original material. You sound just like a bland troll.

Not generally, a specific one.

[textualhealing]

I think some of it's a natural talent, the rest is well practised. Keep trying, anon, you'll get there eventually.

[(Anonymous)]

If you were not a lawyer, what occupation would you have pursued? And why?

[textualhealing]

Billionaire. That's a job I could live with.

[(Anonymous)]

Billionaire by means of marrying into money, or inheriting it? I can see you as the former. Especially if the spouse in question is a kind and forgiving husband.

[textualhealing]

Hilarious.

But don't think I wouldn't for billions.

[(Anonymous)]

You would make a fine pet husband.

Trophy husband, in fact.

[textualhealing]

I'd make a fine anything. So long as there were strict and clear rules in place about no touching, no affection and separate rooms-- actually, houses, then I could do it.

[(Anonymous)]

A steep price. But you're known to drive a hard bargain, aren't you?