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etcelsior2015-09-23 08:09 pm
logicunlocked) wrote in etcelsior2015-09-23 08:09 pm
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Character's job: Locksmith
Character works in: Any place really, it's a pretty mobile job
Other details: He was an infiltration specialist at home so he knows what he's doing but he has some performance anxiety since he had his eye injury
like this girl would only have one job
Character's job: Waitress
Character works in: Gini's Cafe
Other details: Gini's Cafe is a would-be French bistro that sort of gave up the ghost of its Frenchness about five years ago. There are still crepes and French onion soup on the menu, but mostly it's a place to go if you want a turkey and avocado club sandwich or a burger with sweet potato fries or a pretty decent danish. Recently they introduced pour-over coffee but Kitty is terrible at it. The place is very imPort friendly - imPorts get special bargains and fans come there very often.
Character's job: Barmaid
Character works in: Reilly's Pub
Other details: Reilly's Pub is an English-style pub that doesn't really know the difference between England and Ireland. It is very, very kitschy. But the beer is cheap and cold and there's a good selection of it, and they don't offer many cocktails but the ones they do have are strong and cheap, and you can get a fry-up on the menu, and bangers and mash, and, by God, a fried Snickers bar.
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☆ 1/5
Came for the cheap booze, left with the weight of socioeconomics, immigration crisis and feminist rants settling heavily on my shoulders. Less entitlement with my whiskey plz.
Frederick C.
Heropa, FL
0 friends
57 reviews
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EXCUSE ME. I DON'T talk politics with customers unless they want to talk politics, so this is CLEARLY just a grudge review. TAKE IT DOWN.
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Character's job: Arcade Attendant
Character works in: Nonah
Other details:
Tends to do almost nothing, hang out in back rooms, play free games... And hasn't bothered to show up to work in a month. His powers tend to break things around him. Sometimes he'll fix them if he feels like it. Has severe anger issues.
The arcade itself is decently large. Has a selection of random stuff; from what I've gotten through logs or conversations it's got confirmed fighting games, racers, pinball, DDR so ... It has basically whatever you expect arcades to have.
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Character's job: Lawyer
Character works in: Self-employed at own law firm.
Other details: Defense attorney mostly dealing in small time stuff like DUI, DUID, DWAI and so on. Sometimes takes on bigger cases. Gets the job done for the most part, plenty of wins or out of court settlements. Also has his own show?? Might be cameras around...
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He picked up a new employee recently who was VERY polite, helpful, and knowledgeable. -1 star though because that employee spent WAY too long talking about how much he admired his boss. Grr! I don't care that much! We get it, you think he's great.
Review by: Alice F.
Heropa, FL
16 friends
28 reviews
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Thanks for the input. Glad you like the newbie, he came recommended. Seems a shame to -1 for a lawyer telling the truth though. His boss is great.
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I have never before required his services, because I am hardly anything like the inebriated cretins and obviously tasteless scoundrels that primarily comprise his clientele. That being said, I'm giving Jeff Winger five stars out of concern that he may otherwise forfeit our friendship. Call Jeff Winger for a good time.
Review by: Frederick C.
Heropa, FL
2 friends
11 reviews
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Everyone please disregard all of this comment other than the 5 stars.
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Are you incapable of quitting your addiction as a repeat offender? Rely on Jeff Winger to be your repeat defender! If you're REALLY good at crying on camera, you might find yourself approached by other shows for bit parts. That's what happened to me. My life has been forever changed. I make good money pretending to be upset about murder victims on crime shows and don't get in legal trouble now, all thanks to Jeff Winger. I would give him 10 stars if I could.
John D.
De Chima, VA
2 friends
1 reviews
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John isn't even the only client of mine to go onto fame and success. Good luck in future crying endeavours!
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Character's job: Co-owner of the bait shop Hook, Line, & Tinker
Character works in: He tries to work there at least twice a week now.
Other details: welcome to fish pun hell
Character's job: Consultant for Internal Affairs/Police-imPort Liaison
Character works in: He has Crane's old office now. The other one is as needed.
Other details: He has Crane's old office now. It's been painted a pleasant shade of sea blue and has pictures of dogs. Dog trinkets. A few books. Literally nothing screams Crane any more.
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☆☆☆☆☆ 5/5
Reely great bait shop, codn't think of a batter plaice to go for all your fishy needs. I trout you bouys and gils could find anyfin to compare. No orcawardness here, staff make you feel reely whalecome, so don't feel koi aboat askin questions. Seariously the best plaice to be, not even squidding! De-fin-itely check out the t-shirts if you have the oppor-tuna-ty and trawl through all that bait. Don't leave it to salmon else to tell you that Hook, Line & Tinker is brill-iant!
Jeff W.
Heropa, Fl
191 friends
2 reviews
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Character's job: Radio Traffic Reporter
Character works in: Wherever there's traffic
Other details: Kaneda couldn't hate his job more if he wrote it a valentine and then stepped on it in front of his job's face. That being said, he tends to make really hastily scraped together reports or reporting in places where there's no traffic at all, specifically in Nonah.
Because really. How is one kid supposed to have a report on every city?
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Character's job: Phone sex operator for ImPorted Pleasures. "Mike Sexton at your service."
Character works
in: At home, which is Dorian's apartment in Maurtia Falls.Other details: Toby has a Northern English accent. [I should go with a sexier SAMPLE.]
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Character's job: Tailor
Character works in: Hart's of Heropa, the little tailoring shop he owns.
Other details: Now that he has employees, they do most of the work. They're trained to be polite and discreet to the nth degree. Also, the suits aren't half bad. A weirdly high level of security for a clothes shop, though, and the old fashioned manners could be a bit off putting.
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Excellent quality, polite service, and they're willing to do custom work- what more could you ask for!
Sabriel A.
Nonah NC
8 friends
17 reviews
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Character's job: Attendant
Character works in: Heropa Animal Shelter
Other details: While not a large animal shelter, it makes up in variety, from dogs and cats to small animals like birds, rabbits, and hamsters. It also houses a couple of reptiles and amphibians as well.
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DOGES. I LIKE DOGES. THEY HAVE GOOD DOGE.
Will G.
Heropa, FL
0 friends
1 review
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Character's job: undersecretary for imPort public relations
Character works in: government office, I think. Nonah.
Other details: Francis comes across as smooth and charismatic. He'll get back to you pretty quickly if you leave him with a query.
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Character's job: Bartender
Character works in: The Moolah Rouge, a burlesque venue / bar in Maurtia Falls
Other details: Elsa is an absolutely terrible bartender, but unless you're immune to charm magic you probably think she's the best. She makes more drinks for herself than she does for the patrons and uses magic to get big tips.
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Character's job: Private deliveryman
Character works in: Everywhere
Other details: Packages arriving via dark portal? You bet.