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Character's name: Kitty Jones
Character's job: Waitress
Character works in: Gini's Cafe
Other details: Gini's Cafe is a would-be French bistro that sort of gave up the ghost of its Frenchness about five years ago. There are still crepes and French onion soup on the menu, but mostly it's a place to go if you want a turkey and avocado club sandwich or a burger with sweet potato fries or a pretty decent danish. Recently they introduced pour-over coffee but Kitty is terrible at it. The place is very imPort friendly - imPorts get special bargains and fans come there very often.

Character's job: Barmaid
Character works in: Reilly's Pub
Other details: Reilly's Pub is an English-style pub that doesn't really know the difference between England and Ireland. It is very, very kitschy. But the beer is cheap and cold and there's a good selection of it, and they don't offer many cocktails but the ones they do have are strong and cheap, and you can get a fry-up on the menu, and bangers and mash, and, by God, a fried Snickers bar.

Reiley's Pub

☆ 1/5

Came for the cheap booze, left with the weight of socioeconomics, immigration crisis and feminist rants settling heavily on my shoulders. Less entitlement with my whiskey plz.

Frederick C. Heropa, FL 0 friends 57 reviews

Edited 2015-09-24 01:35 (UTC)

Kathleen J. has sent you a private message

EXCUSE ME. I DON'T talk politics with customers unless they want to talk politics, so this is CLEARLY just a grudge review. TAKE IT DOWN.