The IC Yelp review meme

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1. Fill out the form below.
2. Post it to a top-level comment.
3. Tag around! Write a 1 to 5 star review for that character's work.

<b>Character's name:</b> <b>Character's job:</b> <b>Character works in:</b> <b>Other details:</b>

Comments

[textualhealing]

Character's name: Jeff Winger
Character's job: Lawyer
Character works in: Self-employed at own law firm.
Other details: Defense attorney mostly dealing in small time stuff like DUI, DUID, DWAI and so on. Sometimes takes on bigger cases. Gets the job done for the most part, plenty of wins or out of court settlements. Also has his own show?? Might be cameras around...

[rathercommon]

4/5

He picked up a new employee recently who was VERY polite, helpful, and knowledgeable. -1 star though because that employee spent WAY too long talking about how much he admired his boss. Grr! I don't care that much! We get it, you think he's great.

Review by: Alice F.
Heropa, FL
16 friends
28 reviews

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Comment from Jeff W.

Thanks for the input. Glad you like the newbie, he came recommended. Seems a shame to -1 for a lawyer telling the truth though. His boss is great.

[slightlyoffchilt]

☆☆☆☆☆ 5/5

I have never before required his services, because I am hardly anything like the inebriated cretins and obviously tasteless scoundrels that primarily comprise his clientele. That being said, I'm giving Jeff Winger five stars out of concern that he may otherwise forfeit our friendship. Call Jeff Winger for a good time.


Review by: Frederick C.
Heropa, FL
2 friends
11 reviews

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Comment from Jeff W.

Everyone please disregard all of this comment other than the 5 stars.

[infomodder]

☆☆☆☆☆ 5/5

Are you incapable of quitting your addiction as a repeat offender? Rely on Jeff Winger to be your repeat defender! If you're REALLY good at crying on camera, you might find yourself approached by other shows for bit parts. That's what happened to me. My life has been forever changed. I make good money pretending to be upset about murder victims on crime shows and don't get in legal trouble now, all thanks to Jeff Winger. I would give him 10 stars if I could.

John D.
De Chima, VA
2 friends
1 reviews

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Comment from Jeff W.

John isn't even the only client of mine to go onto fame and success. Good luck in future crying endeavours!