[ yessssssssssss sam axe still got it. though if he knew she was a cop he might be way less calm oops. ]

You're a lifesaver, mama. And you know, once you've seen enough crazy shit for like, four lifetimes? Well, let's just say I'm cruising right past denial and into very, very hungry.

And since you were listening before, I was a hero. I was a frickin' Navy Seal. Shouldn't I get a free pass? No, of course not, there's never a pass for Chuckie.

Oh, hey. That's me. Chuck Finley, at your service, milady. [ looking for a handshake what!! ]