just be grateful i didn't post the horrible olaf cake as the key image

[khajidont]

It's that time of year again, folks! Whether it's to be handwaved or played out, here's a meme to decide on what your characters' miscellaneous winter holiday plans may be!

STEP ONE: Post your characters' plans and present lists, or absence of plans and present lists so they can feel awkward when they receive presents from other people, and be sure to include whatever monstrous decorations their roommates are liable to see around the house. Be sure to make a top level and post a list underneath it if you want to edit it over time!
STEP TWO: Comment around, and make plans!
STEP THREE: PROFIT. Have fun, kids!

Comments

nita

[boobwindow]

and her two will nest here

sasha blouse

[huntergames]

So for Christmas, I may have Sasha ported out. Not 100% sure yet! But she'll still be giving gifts.

LAURIE: handmade friendship bracelet.
WILL: homemade stew + a hug. c: For the dogs she'll bring some bone-shaped treats.
APRIL: this sweater... and for the raccoons these sweaters.
DICK: cookies.
KANAYA: okay, so google won't give me anything but hipster sweaters, but since Sasha wants to thank her for advice on her powers so imagine a really ugly sweater that would make Kanaya pray to the fashion gods for strength.
GREY: cake pops.
DORIAN: COULDN'T GET WINE... have these disposable wine glasses complete with the wrong names.
JOSUKE: a coupon for 50% off a second pizza.
FLAME PRINCESS: marshmallow hot chocolate stirrers.
KANEKI: scented candle because he can't eat stuff... so clearly the logical thing to do is buy him something that smells like food.
CLARY: cupcake!
REGGIE: ??? she'll just ask him...

Max Caulfield | Life is Strange

[timecapture]

Max is planning to volunteer for Christmas breakfast at the homeless shelter - just for a couple of hours. In the afternoon, she's going to Callaghan's to spend some time with him, and then she's going to accompany Wally to Cass's Christmas whatsis.

She's also going to be making various nice scarves for just about all of her positive CR people, and she's totally cheating with her rewind powers.

[pushtheboundaries]

man kid don't you have anything better to do

zero's bats

[bassriff]

whomp whomp, placeholdin

marceline abadeer

[bassriff]

Christmas as-such isn't really a thing in Ooo, but there's a sort of similar midwinter thing with ugly sweaters and whatever that gets generically referred to as "the holidays" at least once. BUT Christmas and Hanukkah were definitely things before the Mushroom War and she's got at least a vague idea of what it's about, especially with the big lead-up around it.

Marceline haaaaas no defined plans for the day itself? She'll probably just stay home and play music like the loser she is, barring someone else dragging her to stuff. But she's got gifts she's gonna give out WHICH ARE GOIN IN THE NEXT COMMENT

Jesse Pinkman // Breaking Bad

[hostage]

He's... He's dead.

But because it was arranged with his people well in advance:

Every imPort with a known address will be receiving $100 in cash inside a plain unmarked envelope on Christmas.

Yes, even if Jesse doesn't like you.

fey

[khajidont]

Jaime's christmas list will be in a separate comment to this, but specific plans:

Jaime will probably be spending Christmas with any of his friends he can rope into hanging out with him! Super close CR, you guys know who you are. Otherwise, he'll be playing Santa and handing out presents for the day. I'LL HAVE TO LOOK AROUND and see what everyone else is doing! Heropa 015, please expect there to be some cheapass decorations and a tree being all festive and shit.

Saint Walker doesn't have much CR yet, so he's probably not doing too much! Except maybe firing off some fireworks on NYE because of the doctor??? We'll see!

jaime's christmas list / please do not comment!

[khajidont]

TBA there are so many of you

KLARION: Candy! Feed that sweet tooth, Klarion!
MINATO: One of those cheesy multiple picture frame thingamabobs. He's putting in pictures of their mutual friends (and pictures from the road trip) in there, but he'll tell Minato to switch it up and put his own pictures in there too. There's also an unframed poster of a violin because what else does Minato actually like.
POWER GIRL: An air plants! and a retro horror movie poster. DECORATE YOUR SAD LIVING SPACE, PEEJ.
SHINJI: MoM-verse equivalent of a GTA game.
AKIHIKO: A DVD of Muhammad Ali's greatest fights + interviews.
KEN: A copy of the in-game equivalent of Rune Factory (SURELY THEY'VE ABANDONED ANIMAL CROSSING BY NOW) & a scrapbook with the first few pages pre-decorated. The first page is messy, but the next few are oddly neat... though it will come with a note telling Ken to rip out the first page if he wants to.
TADASHI: A DVD gift set of that season of Mythbusters that isn't on Netflix yet & a mini french press mug since neither of them are sleeping at night anyway. :') TIME TO BINGE, BUDDY.
CASS: cat themed measuring cups. sorry, cass. he has no idea what else you like.
GOGO: A racing game. Now she can speed on the couch!
HIRO: a fire extinguisher NO I'M JOKING THAT WOULD BE AWFUL. He gets a hyrophobic shirt which is ostensibly for him to do mad experiments in, but the accompanying note will admit that the real rationale for it is 'looks neat'.
TRACI: Flowers, a silver necklace... and a handwritten voucher for a hotel in NYC. (Hey, it was fun the last time.)
BOOSTER: Some of that expensive-ass face cream he likes & an obnoxiously yellow, glittery bath bomb. Now that he's seen Booster's creepy Ted shrine, he's also going to give him a little book with cut-outs of newspaper articles of Jaime and Booster's Silly Patrols & some old articles and pictures of Booster and Ted that he had saved on the Scarab. The quality will be shitty, like he took pictures of existing articles (this is literally what they are).
TED: This dumb caffeine mug... but more importantly, a neatly organized compilation of the last Ted's notes for the Bug and whatever bits and bobs Booster kept from his stay here. (This may be more of a present to Jaime himself because HECK YEAH HE'LL GO THROUGH TED'S NOTES)
BART: A horrible collection of googly eyes and false mustaches for the roomba fleet, a kinetic ice cream maker... and an extremely durable travel mug for all his delivery trips.
WALLY: This shirt & a chemistry spice rack with a note congratulating him on NO LONGER LIVING IN A LITERAL CAVE. There's also a really really cheap version of this tucked inside that will probably break after about two uses.
ROBIN: A mug filled with a little bag of cookies. sorry bud he has no idea what you do in your spare time. clean your mask?
JOAQUIN: A voucher for a free tune-up of his brand spankin' new bike.
MANOLO: A thumb piano.
ROXAS: A big ol' bag of candy.
KAIDAN: A subscription to a Beer Of The Month service (and some snacks, because getting a note saying to expect things is no fun for Christmas).
SHEPARD: A dog seat for his bike (SORRY MAKO) and a sheet of decals that may or may not be to Shep's tastes, but that's what happens when you let a 17 year old decide what motorcycle aesthetics are awesome.
ELLIE: Tickets to the aquarium + a dvd on sea animals. let's go look at fish, ellie.
LAURIE: Over the ear headphones. On the card: To block out all the noise while you write your next one.
WILL: A plaid shirt for the plaid dad! And this terrible hat. (There's also a cheap three-pack of tennis balls for the dogs to tear apart in an afternoon.)
KASUMI: A PURPLE SNUGGIE with a note that now she can be hooded and mysterious while she relaxes
KITTY: A clearly secondhand non-fiction book (a collection of autobiographical essays; think a Humans of New York kind of deal). There's a note inside that says: "good for one (1) day of volunteer work for your fight against capitalism". He may regret this.
KOTETSU: Novelty slippers.
MAGICMAN: One pack of 10 Miracle Fruit Tablets alongside a jar of pickles and a small bottle of hot sauce.
DORIAN: A handwritten essay on The Importance of Being Earnest, because he's a shit. (There will be a small bag of sweets, just so he's not being a shit. Look, Dorian, he read the thing.)
MARIA: A CD of whatever music she wound up liking!

this is an obnoxious amount and it's not even my entire cr chart I'M NOT SURE IF HE CAN ICLY AFFORD THIS

kanaya maryam

[glowsferatu]

kanaya has zero plans, because she doesn't really care about christmas, but she'll be getting presents as one does. maybe finally get her chance to hatch her egg.

presents list / do not reply here!

[glowsferatu]

rose: LAVENDER BATH SET, tentative AMETHYST NECKLACE
karkat: the exact same clay SCULPTURE OF A BEHEMOTH LEAVING she made him last year
roxy: NECOMIMI EARS
dave: BEARDO HAT in a FAKE BOX
karen
newt
peter: DEATH WISH COFFEE with MUG
normie
thomas
jacob
revan
junseo
laurie
sasha
josuke: a LEATHER JACKET
cu
chilton
ramir
riku: THREE STARTER OUTFITS
minato
watson
bela
kotetsu: BEER MAKING KIT
manolo
blue beetle: something warm and blue, a SWEATER
marceline: two 2l bottles of BIG RED, as a peace offering
qubit
olive
hide?
barnaby?

winry & jaime get something small, like COOKIES and a CARD, for donating blood
dorian receives a PACKAGE OF KIELBASA, but it has been grated and replaced in its package. He'll find it left on his kitchen counter, a post-it note on it that only has a smiley face attached.

and a handful of others that are maybes, and i'll figure out if i get good ideas for

[112ounces]

Rick Grimes: CD of Alice's Restaurant; a Red Cross emergency crank-handle radio
Death the Kid: 365 day book on origami
Joel: A few small gemstone/animal bone carvings meant for Ellie: an small figurine of a frog out of opalite, a giraffe made out of deer antler, and a bloodstone carving of a deer; a water-proof hunting jacket for Joel
Jesse: a Swiss Army knife

Tetsuo | Akira

[iamtetsuo]

The only gift anyone is getting from him is his absence.

Except for Pan. That guy has to endure him over Christmas.

edit to clarify: Tetsuo'll be mysteriously "nowhere" over Christmas (aka at Pan's treehouse against his better judgement), but he'll reappear Jan 02-3/onward. If for some reason your character actually wants to give him anything, just hand it to N5, it'll get to him eventually/a little belatedly.


He's kinda .. not all that well-versed in this whole selfless giving schtick. It wouldn't even occur to him that he's got anyone to give anything to, let alone to do so.

mabel pines

[glitterateur]

Mabel will be spending at least part of Christmas icing her wrists because everyone who ordered a sweater in this post is getting their sweater(s). Delivered on time! Nicely wrapped! And each and every one is a snuggly high quality work of knitted art because Mabel isn't good at subtlety or making good choices but she is kickass at sweater making.

Gift wise! Anyone and everyone she knows is getting some kind of knitted thing ranging from a scarf to a hat to a personalized sweater. Really close cr gets a sweater + candy! I'm not making a list because there are too goddamn many people Mabel Pines considers a pal but anyone who has spoken to Mabel for more than a few comments is getting something. Hit me up if you want specifics like what kind of candy or what's on the sweater/hat/scarf.

Sarah Manning | Orphan Black

[coppelganger]

* A fancy room in a resort in Hawaii for George O'Malley (with the implication that she is of course going too) for a few days in early January
* Books for Dipper :T Sorry I thought you were on drugs, buddy!!!
* Assorted colorful socks and a sweater for Mabel (with a little lockpicking set hidden amidst all the colors and fluff, shhh don't tell anyone)
* A set of nice shot glasses for Jesse, delivered to him with as little fanfare as possible without being sent anonymously
* did i forget someone important i'm so sorry

Clarisse La Rue | PJO

[laruetheday]

Clarrise is not getting anything for A N Y B O D Y, gross! But expect her to look appropriately horrified and embarrassed if you get her anything. Even a card. gross.

Kaneki

[enucleation]

He is Japanese and honestly doesn't care for christmas, but he will get his cr stuff.

On the New Year's everyone who has a relatively positive relation with Kaneki will receive cupcakes as long he knows where your character lives. He did this last year, but he bought the cupcakes then; this year, he will be the one cooking them. Last year every cupcake had a small note, this year there is no note besides "Happy new year, from Kaneki Ken", sorry bros.

Now, some people WILL get special Christmas presents.

Hide: headphones and a red sweatshirt
Touka: cape
Hazel: bone gloves
Josuke: hooverboard
Will: automatic dog groomer
Cass: tea service
Mutsuki: white leather gloves
Rick: knife


I'm like, missing so many people PLEASE COMMENT HERE AND I'LL TELL YOU IF I MISSED YOUR CHARACTER which i'm sure i did...

Update

[enucleation]

Sabriel : Flower necklace
Kotetsu :
Sasha : Bracelet

Kaneda | Akira

[rassera]

Kaneda has never done Christmas so the concept of gift giving is very new to him. People probably won't get anything from him other than food if they visit him, otherwise he's so bad at shopping. Maybe he'll get you like...a snickers from the gas station if he really plans something out.


As for plans, The Iron Bull has taken to decorating Nonah 05 with a huge tree (the top bends over at the ceiling thats how big it is) and some lights. He'll probably be spending it at the house with Bull (maybe Ken) if anyone wants to stop by and spend it with him/teach him some things that you do at Christmas.


I'm all up for planning!

Len

[deadtective]

no joke I have almost fifty characters total that my shitlords are getting gifts for

I'm not as fried now but no guarantee this won't be a shitshow anyway EVERYONE BETTER LOOK AT MY HARD WORK AND APPRECIATE IT I'M JUST SAYING

Hazel Lockwood

[deadtective]

Hazel is feeling a combination of intense homesickness for things she can never have again even if she were in her own universe and the sense that she doesn't really 'belong' in this sort of holiday, and that's resulting in a total lack of participation in Christmas anything aside from presents. Unless someone notices the fact she's not decorating or dress festively and strongarms her into fixing that, she's not going to be doing anything for the season.

Similarly, her plans are a big fat N O T H I N G. Her intentions are to put an adorable Santa hat and cape on her owl and stay cooped up in her room the whole day after delivering presents, although considering some of the people she knows the success rate of this plan probably isn't the best. She's gonna try anyway!!

That said, she totally got a lot of people really thoughtful things. Hazel isn't going to be signing any of her gifts, nor is she going to be delivering them in person - expect a nicely wrapped but no less mysterious gift in your mailbox/on your doorstep the morning of the 25th, like an actual visit from Santa. If anyone figures out it was her, well, you probably know the kind of grumbling and half-hearted denials you're in for when you call her out.

HERE'S HER PRESENT LIST come gaze at it and bask in its glory

riku | kh

[resipiscent]

riku knows about christmas, naturally! idk if he's planning a whole bunch but he's definitely getting little trinkets for his pals so if you have suggestions then drop 'em here! otherwise i'm just gonna come up with stuff on my own and that might not go well.

christmas itself plans, he'll probably spend the morning with sora, but past that i'm not sure! go see people, i guess. he'll have his gifts all sent out via portal by the end of christmas eve.

presents list goes here

[resipiscent]

sora - an atlas, christmas candy, a santa hat
kaneda - new gloves, treats for capsule
minato - fancy headphones, jump drive with instrumental music on it
ken - knitted sweater for koromaru, christmas candy, orange scarf and mittens set
normie - various second-hand kitchen appliances and a huge 90s-era CRT tv
maya - extra film for her little camera, cosmic task force action figures
kanaya - gift card to a high-end sewing supplies shop
francis - a tiny replica of big ben. it's a bookend.
hiro - waterproof pencils and paper, book on this world's famous robotics-related discoveries
kitty - an amount of funding toward garage stuff, knitted hat
roxas - goofy sweater to match xion's donald one, an obnoxiously large candy cane
xion - various christmas candy in a mickey mouse box, a red bow with a hairclip attached.
princess bubblegum - santa hat for hamma, fluffy scarf
winry - a gift card to the hardware store
sai - santa hat, tin of candy.
naruto - book of photographs of fireworks
haen - book with pictures of various animal skin, fur and feather textures, as inspiration
caboose - just a bit of paper with '88' written in chisel-tip sharpie
lapis - book on sea creatures
bart - book on general feats of speed
wally - 30 2"x2"x2" bricks of post-it notes to replace the ones he wasted on riku's house. candy for him to share with dick and bart.
iron bull - like five pounds of candy. there is a chocolate shaped like the fish he beat up.
toby - a cookie sampler. he tried to get a bunch of different types
tetsuo - a tiny plush keychain of the stegosaurus character from the bubble shooter they played

cards
newt & hermann
riza
walt
kang
kotetsu

if i've forgotten someone, let me know! this is basically people he's talked to more than like three times

Dipper Pines

[ursawhiner]

Dipper is the wooooorst and probably just gets co-signed onto all of Mabel's presents. HE DID ACTUALLY get presents for Ken for each night of Hanukkah including:

- sentai t-shirt
- chocolate oranges
- superhero and mystery comic books
-history of soccer and soccer strategies books
- this and a stuffed shiba toy
- THIS MUG filled with gelt
- this to go with the calendar
- he tried to make these cupcakes and was only moderately successful

literally just copypasted that from plurk.

For everyone else, Dipper probably signed whatever cards Mabel shoved at him and nodded when she asked if the mittens looked okay or whatever.

They celebrated Hannukah with a terrible birthday candle menorah and sour cream and onion potato chips in place of latkes. For Christmas, they're stealing a potted palm from in front of Hazel's house and decorating it with the gaudiest tinseliest shit they can find from Target. The only gift they're getting from Stan is a sack of oranges. It's a not so subtle way of making sure the twins (and Ford) don't get scurvy.

Also probably decorating Dipper like a Christmas tree because the pun is too good.

Hermann Gottlieb | Pacific Rim

[mathemagier]

Hermann's gifts to people will appear at precisely 5 a.m on Christmas morning with no warning, at either their known address or workplace.

Newton: 8-foot detailed statue of Trespasser + socks and a tie.
Hiro: 10-inch tall remote control Crimson Typhoon
Joaquin: Navy blue men's winter coat
Max Caulfield: Set of watercolors
Peggy: A simple christmas card with the handwritten message: Thank you, and Happy Holidays -Dr. Hermann Gottlieb along with a small christmas bonus transferred to her bank account.
Hal Jordan: A small, near-perfect model of his plane, given anonymously.


Joint Gifts (part 1)- signed from both Newton and Hermann

Claire: A brand new Starkphone
Tony: Pricy bottle of scotch and a generic christmas card.

Part 2 (aka the more difficult gifts) of Nerd Christmas will be in Newton's list.

[medalsome]

Joaquin already loves his sexy coat <3 thanks not!bf~

Ry

[pobrecisco]

my nerds and their lists will go here but as far as plans:

Cisco's not gonna do much. Probably spend all day in his pajamas making Barry watch christmas classics with him while he eats his weight in candy canes and egg nog.

Ted's Jewish but didn't really do anything for Hannukah, because he's non practicing and probably forgot it was Hannukah until the second night anyway, good going Ted. He's probably going to eat cookies and drink beer with Booster on Christmas, as is Tradition.

Cisco

[pobrecisco]

✓ Barry: Two giant snack baskets that would feed a normal person snacks all the way into February, a classic movie BluRay set, some Flash shirts he's been hanging on to since he had them printed at the t-shirt shop, and a really sweet pair of red converse-equivalent sneakers that he added tech to to track and plot data on Barry's everyday speed use, as well as treated with his newest polymer to keep from burning up.
✓ Wells: This mug in yellow with red, full of red vines, and a custom whiskey decanter with a backwards lightning bolt etched in it.
✓ Bart: A ridiculously large bulk sized package of Red Vines so he'll stop stealing his when he comes over to visit Grandpa.
Jaime: A pack of different flavor cocoa mixes and a giant candy cane.
✓ M: A tshirt and a coupon to the MoMverse equivalent of Threadless with a note saying "Live a little".
Trickster: The most obnoxious LED light up reindeer antlers money can buy. They also play "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" at the push of a button, and come with a matching light up nose. Also this monstrosity and a 5 pound candy cane.
Piper: A data stick with two long, high sound quality tracklists: the greatest hits of MoMverse Disco, and a club mix to spice up his sets. Also some nice hot cocoa.
✓ Shade: A really fancy, Victorian goth-y looking apron and a gift certificate to a really nice restaurant in Heropa.
✓ Gogo: A variety pack of weird flavored bubblegum, including beloved Christmas classics like Candy Cane, Eggnog, and Gingerbread Man.
✓ Tony: Cufflinks and a gift basket with some gourmet snacks and coffee.
✓ All his StarkTech Coworkers he would've likely met: A $5 giftcard to the coffee shop nearest work and a free movie ticket.

marion

[unification]

wells (hsalf): will be celebrating alone, like the evil asshole he is, watching sitcom reruns and eating chinese food. ho ho ho.

olive (pyrolock): will be in the library, which opens in the afternoon, as well practicing her fire powers in the outskirts of Maurtia Falls (less people around to witness!)

wells gift list

[hsalf]

Cisco: A power source tube, much like the one he used to reactivate the Particle Accelerator, which can be plugged into a variety of gadgets and technological equipment to recharge them in no-time flat.
Barry: A Flash ring, which is basically the same as his ring only with the bolt reversed. A note will be attached to it - "Get the suit in yourself. Impress me." Merry Christmas ya jerk.
GoGo: A sports wrist watch, which he modified in order to help measure how many miles per hour she goes regardless if she's on foot or on her magnet bike.
Raina: A fancy bottle of wine, as well as a sample of his blood to make them even on that front. She'll be able to tell that his body has rapid cellular regeneration written into his DNA, including exceptionally fast metabolic reactions.
Will Graham: Some dog toys, a small bottle of whiskey and a dark green scarf to match the awful beanie.
Shade: A new black long-coat with gold buttons, and some vintage opera records because he assumes Shade probably owns one of those old needle record players.
Wally: Will give a copy of the Kinematics final. HE SAID HE WOULD.

[fastballspeciaaaaal]

ripley is going to try to stop in with as many friends as possible and tag onto christmas dinner wherever will have her.

her gifts are still in the works, but can be found here. if your character's name isn't already on there but you figure she'd get them a present, let me know, i'll add them!

the inquisitor knows shit all about christmas. honestly doesn't understand a bit of it. so he's just going to be treating it like any other day, and he's not getting presents for anyone. if anyone gets him a present he'll get them something in return about a week later.

Kang

[governorkang]

Winry: The best quality multi-purpose wrench set available
Claire (and Ripley): Ripley gets this pillow, with extra-durable fabric to keep her from destroying it too quickly, and Claire gets a classy silver bracelet with a T. rex charm
Garrus: A bottle of dextro-friendly liquor that actually tastes quite good
Cass: A giant bag full of this delicious dish

Kang currently has no plans for Christmas beyond gift-giving. Back home, there is no Christmas, but he likes the gift and family aspect of it.

Newton Geiszler | Pacific Rim

[driftsintobuffetline]

Newt's not doing anything specific for Christmas. He'll probably stay home, do lab stuff, bicker with Hermann.

Gifts ...I can't believe this nerd is buying people gifts.

Hermann: The star thing, you know, the one that casts glowy stars on the walls. The one he tried to get Mako and Hiro to hide for him...and to give in place of him...and finally took back and now is giving Hermann himself. Probably set up, not wrapped, and presented with a takeout picnic on the floor of their livingroom. Newt thinks he's being pretty cute.

Hiro: A plush of Yamarashi, aka the Kaiju on Newt's left forearm (notice he has some tact. You're not getting the one that actually helped KILL Crimson Typhoon). Hermann might have helped with drafting the pattern, shhh. Clearly your plush is meant to do battle with a certain Jaeger.

Joaquin & Manolo: A bottle of tequila for Joaquin with a note: "Didn't buy you a shot glass, so I'm totally NOT encouraging under-aged drinking. P.S. The music's for Manolo." Manolo only really gets something because GUITAR!! and Joaquin's not!bf, and maybe a happy Manolo will help make for a happy Joaquin? Anyway. Tabs for a couple notable acoustic guitar parts that Newt managed to remember enough to piece together and thought they might be interesting enough to Manolo on their own (Note attached: "remind me to teach you Wonderwall sometime"...iirc and Manolo cannot read music, even tabs, Newt will show him sometime how to play this stuff in person).

Jo: piano/keyboard only, but a thumb drive with a couple of songs he has recorded himself trying to play from memory, including at least one Kansas song for her.

Joint Gifts (part 1) - signed from both Newton and Hermann
Joint Gifts (part 2) - signed from both Newton and Hermann

Qubit: GOSH DARN YOU. Why are you so hard to shop for?
The note says: "I wanted to make you a pons. Hermann said no."
So instead, QB gets a spa gift certificate, because, man oh man, does the guy need a day off (or two, or three). And a tinker kit...which is basically just a huge pile of scrap parts. Also, he gets a beanie baby rat because Newt found one while looking for something cute for Cass and ended up buying it as a joke. It gets a cage of its own and the nametag: Charley 2.0 (yes, this one bit my finger). He just shows up in Qubit's lab one day with a big red bow.

Winry & Peter: The thank you cards are from Hermann. I mean, Newt says thanks too, but Hermann is more adamant about writing out cards for the situation.
For Peter: a Christmas bonus (aka money).
For Winry: a giftcard to a tool place because they went to try to actually buy her something and realized they were in waaaaaay over their heads on this one.

Cass: probably something very cute and tea related.

[mathemagier]

You are being really sweet Newton. Hermann will be really touched. Newton will get at least one hug. And a kiss, and possibly more than that later but ahem.

THE NERDS HAVE PEOPLE TO BUY STUFF FOR. That's pretty amazing :> Slowly collecting CR.

kates's old british douchebags

[brushoff]

as for plans, Dorian is going to spend most of Christmas at jail with Toby. c: He can definitely be convinced to go elsewhere for a party or hang out with other people if somebody bothers him enough but nope, spending as much time with the bae as possible. Christmas at the prison. And when visiting hours are over, Christmas at the bar, god he is so pathetic.

the Doctor is probably going to spend all of Christmas either bothering Hazel or Clara, or Hazel and Clara, forcing a santa hat on their heads while he just spends the day entirely skittish because when you've had world-threatening disasters the past few Christmases, you kind of expect something bad to happen.

present list shall come in comments below!

dodo's list

[brushoff]

Elsa gets body glitter. Body glitter, expensive eyeliner, and a REALLY NICE shampoo & conditioner.
Will and April get five lint rollers. :| Will also gets a nice blood red dress shirt and April's getting a tank top that's classy but also her usual weirdo aesthetic.
Raina gets a bag of miracle-gro. she also gets a lovely, simple pearl bracelet because Dorian isn't a total ass.
The Shade gets a better book than the one he got last year. This one isn't first edition, but it's a very early (mid 1800s) printing of one of Shakespeare's plays, probably The Tempest.
Gansey is also getting an old Shakespeare, but his is early 1900s so it's less expensive. He's decidedly getting Henry IV, Part 1.
Yuri gets a tie and a pocket square in a pattern that's a bit understated for his usual wear. He also gets a small bag of coal. Dorian is not funny.
Asher gets a mix cd that Dorian's made of terrible club music as well as a workout tank that says "Sun's out, guns out." Show off those arms, bro.
Jeff gets a slightly expensive and totally classy tie pin.
Klarion gets a carton of eggnog! Not boozy eggnog, just normal eggnog. He's also getting a dvd version of the Peter Pan musical because Dorian knows Klarion ain't gonna read a book. Teekl gets a stupid cat sweater
Sasha gets that blender for her and Laurie's housewarming gift, but she also gets a copy of The Joy of Cooking because sometimes he worries about her living by herself (as well as a book on financial planning because Dorian's a shit).
Lucifer gets a present because Dorian is a moron. Satan's getting a bottle of whiskey that Dorian bought because there's a devil on the label. He's gonna deliver that to the church himself because yeeeeeeeeah.
Toby will get his Christmas present later because Dorian was planning a thing and then Toby went to jail, enjoy getting Christmas in February, buddy.

smartass presents:
Kitty Jones gets some terrible, schlocky bodice-ripper romance novel as well as a donation to some rich boozy wine fundraiser type thing. Enjoy supporting rampant hedonism, Kitty!
Casa de Musketeers gets a selfie stick. Mostly because Dorian enjoys the mental image of all of them trying to figure out what the hell this does (get with the 21st century already!!!)
Billy gets Plumbing for Dummies. :| BUT, he also gets a bottle of nice scotch, mostly because he's got a feeling that in dealing with Kitty and the Raven Gang, he'll probably need it.
Edgeworth gets a thing of Xanax that Dorian totally illegally bought.

all presents are hand-delivered, except for the smartass presents which are just left in people's mailboxes. anyone who visited him in the hospital/helped him out during the power swap fiasco (including Lucy) is getting a courteous yet brief thank you note.

Francis Urquhart

[mightthinkthat]

Sabriel will get some fancy writing paper.

Chilton gets this book

Hithil gets oil paints.

Hundred gets Rock Candy from this company because he's a little bastard.

Skye gets The Prince by Machiavelli.

Samara gets a quiet perfume in a blue bottle.

White gets a grave marker. A classy looking one but still. Francis' affection is a wonderful thing.

Tetsuo gets a book on anger management anonymously.

Oswald gets a book on a 1001 places to go before you die with a voucher for a trip on aeroplane.

Riku gets a book on the meaning of surnames.

Joaquin gets a book on songs.

Gottlibb gets a book on the philosophy of heroes.

Papyrus gets a book on the principals of graphic design.

Saul gets this tie

And everyone else with an address gets a card.

Plans-wise, mostly work. He may let himself have a half or even full day for the actual Christmas, but he's pretty lonely without the wife, so I'm not sure what he'd be doing with it.

Decoration is typical. Tree, some garlands and a wreath, very traditional.

[mathemagier]

Oh shit you got him something, fuck. Hermann won't be compelled to get Francis anything, but he will send him a thank you note. Yes, he will probably actually read it.

Sabriel

[bindsthedead]

So while Christmas is a new thing to Sabriel, she's not completely new to the idea of winter festivals, so she'll be doing her best to dive into things, and get gifts for the people she knows.

Gift list;

[bindsthedead]

Touka gets some fancy gourmet coffee, a french press, a nice winter hat, and a cute necklace
Kaneda Gets a nice knife, along with a sheath for it and a scarf.
Magicman gets a decently sized gem from the collection Melkor left her, along with a note to spend the proceeds however he sees fit. She also included a mug enchanted to be self-stirring.
Olive gets some candles to practive lighting, and an offer to fireproof some things if she needs it.
Kotetsu gets a self-stirring mug and some coffee.
Francis gets a self-stirring teacup, and a magically locked box. The key is a silver ring set with a green stone- wave it in front of the lock to open it. Inside is some nice tea.
Bill Cipher gets a first-aid kit.
Kaneki gets a magically locked box. As with Francis, the key is a silver ring- this one with a red stone. Inside is some coffee.
Inuyasha gets a gift basket full of fancy junk food. and a nice warm bobble hat.
RISE members each get a Christmas card and a self-stirring coffee mug. Sabriel will also set up a small tree in HQ, lit with magical lights.
Olivier gets a sword made from the last of three dragon's teeth Sabriel recovered from that dragon fight way back when. Pending OOC planning and a power update request, it may or may not be enchanted.
Death the Kid Gets a symmetrical knitted sweater with a skull pattern, along with a fancy gift basket.
Winry gets a glove and hat set, and a self-stirring mug.
Anavha gets cookies, and a nice glove+scarf+hat set.
Marceline gets some classical and jazz music CDs.
Nico gets some carved bone rings and a black hoodie with a skull printed on it.
Luke gets a nice gift basket.
Revan gets another magically locked box, this one with a ring set with a black stone.
Max gets a diary with a lock similar to the boxes mentioned above.
Mewtwo gets a large, illustrated guide to birds around the world.
Rick Grimes gets a nice knife that's probably close to being a machete. It comes with a sheath.
April Ludgate gets a gift basket, a self-stirring mug, and another of those magically locked boxes.

All of the above also get nice Christmas cards that Sabriel's added glowing magical lights to.