i can't believe we've gotten this far into december without this

[fistofthejoestar]

THE MISTLETOE MEME

It was a quiet moment in the imPort cities, when the next devious plot of an unknown organization was realized. With the holiday season upon all the town, bundles of mistletoe with interference technology hidden in the festive bows and pins holding them together was distributed throughout the town and into all the residences of the imPorts.

The interference technology creates a stasis field keeping imPorts trapped underneath it, protecting the mistletoe itself with a small barrier. However, it only seems able to hold two people at a time, and and the reaction of the nanites to sudden changes in chemistry brought on by embracing or kissing brings the stasis field crashing down, leaving the mistletoe vulnerable to destruction at that time.

It's up to you, imPorts, to break free of these mistletoe traps and destroy all the mistletoe in the cities!

Comment to the meme with your character(s). Specify if your character is open to kisses, hugs, or both!

Comment around to other characters, getting trapped in the mistletoe's radius! Or hunting the mistletoe down. Either way, bring on the hugs and/or kisses!

Have some light, silly, holiday fun!

meme text lovingly stolen from lyingheart

Comments

Hazel Lockwood | OC

[deadtective]

[expect screaming.]

[bindsthedead]

No.

[And Sabriel's ignoring Hazel and just focusing on trying to set that damn mistletoe on fire.]

[deadtective]

Yeah, might be catching.

[not that Hazel is anything but on totally agreement with Sabriel's sentiments. she gives the other woman a dark look before retreating to the furthest corner the mistletoe allows and dropping into a cross-legged position on the floor.]

[helpline]

[ GRANDDAD IS DISTRAUGHT ]

This is torture, plain and simple.

[deadtective]

[discomfort with physical affection seems to run in the family. truly this is the bond that was always meant to be.]

I don't know, I think it could've been way worse if they built a fucking time limit in.

[helpline]

Oh don't jinx it, you'll give them ideas, [ said with a huffy huffy frown. ]

[deadtective]

Hey, I can handle any bullshit they throw our way. Not my fault you're too delicate to say the same.

[helpline]

I don't like hugging. [ said very matter-of-fact. He also is totally unaware that Hazel will most likely use this as ammo. ]

[deadtective]

[damn right she is. nearly the only time Hazel will initiate physical affection is to make someone's life difficult...including her own boyfriend.]

Going right for the forehead kiss, huh? Pretty direct.

[helpline]

I was planning on decidedly not having any physical contact until I figure out how to escape this.

[deadtective]

Sure, knock yourself out. But just so you know, the side without any scars is this one.

[she pushes her bangs up and taps at the stitchless side of her forehead cheerfully. what amazing faith she has.]

[helpline]

[ There's the world's most awkward pause...before the Doctor decides to grab Hazel's hand and lightly kiss a not-that-stitched part of it instead.

Better than hugging. ]

[deadtective]

[she goes stock still, shoulders shooting up defensively as far as they'll go. the only reason Hazel was playing around like this was because she was so certain he wasn't going to give up and they'd just be stuck here for a while. the fact he's actually gone and given in has her completely surprised.]

You're not supposed to actually do it, Grandpa!

[helpline]

I'm not?

[ MIXED SIGNALS ARE NOT GOOD FOR GRANDPA. ]

[deadtective]

No! Everyone's going to get the wrong fucking idea now!

[THEY'LL THINK THEY'RE AN ACTUAL FAMILY THAT CARES ABOUT EACH OTHER NOW]

[helpline]

Well what idea is it? I just did this because it's the stupid mistletoe, it's not my fault these traditions are dumb!

[deadtective]

It's sure as hell your fault that you're dumb, though!

[helpline]

No, it's your fault that you didn't make this clearer!

[deadtective]

I made it perfectly fucking clear, you just can't read cues!

[helpline]

No, your cues are rubbish!

[deadtective]

You're rubbish!

[helpline]

Again, you're rubbish!

[deadtective]

You're the fucking king of the trash heap!

[helpline]

Well if I'm king, then you're up there with me! Queen of rubbish.

[deadtective]

Like I'd ever rule next to you.