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i can't believe we've gotten this far into december without this

THE MISTLETOE MEME

It was a quiet moment in the imPort cities, when the next devious plot of an unknown organization was realized. With the holiday season upon all the town, bundles of mistletoe with interference technology hidden in the festive bows and pins holding them together was distributed throughout the town and into all the residences of the imPorts.

The interference technology creates a stasis field keeping imPorts trapped underneath it, protecting the mistletoe itself with a small barrier. However, it only seems able to hold two people at a time, and and the reaction of the nanites to sudden changes in chemistry brought on by embracing or kissing brings the stasis field crashing down, leaving the mistletoe vulnerable to destruction at that time.

It's up to you, imPorts, to break free of these mistletoe traps and destroy all the mistletoe in the cities!

Comment to the meme with your character(s). Specify if your character is open to kisses, hugs, or both!

Comment around to other characters, getting trapped in the mistletoe's radius! Or hunting the mistletoe down. Either way, bring on the hugs and/or kisses!

Have some light, silly, holiday fun!

meme text lovingly stolen from

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Amazing... I actually agree with you on something for once.

[ Wrinkling his nose like the idea is, in and of itself, distasteful. ]

Wow, what do you fucking no. The world really must be coming to an end.

[hell is certainly a place on earth, considering the current situation. no way she's getting near this asshole.]

[ They will die here... or he will die here, and them come back because of nanites. This truly is an endless hell where they're stuck with only each other's company for an eternity.

... Horrifying prospect. ]

If it's going to then it should hurry up with it.

Like we're gonna be that lucky. The cataclysm's going to hit every fucking place before this one.

[assuming that Kangmo is still alive by the time it comes roaring through. Hazel might just strangle the daylights out of him herself.]

[ Don't do it, Hazel. That's how the game is played. Someone eggs you on into murdering them so with their dying breath they can say they turned you into a monster.

Trust Kangmo on this one...

He snorts in irritation. ]

That would be my luck.

[ He's standing as far back from this as he's physically able to right now, which still isn't nearly far enough. ]

[joke's on you, she's already a monster!! she can murder with as much impunity as an overactive conscience will provide!]

Try holding your breath for a while; maybe it'll deactivate if it thinks one of us left.

[man, did she bring her phone when she was going out today? Hazel starts rummaging in her pockets hopefully. that would make this a lot more bearable.]

[ Bigger jokes on her she's too good of a person to ever do it! ]

Why don't y--

[ Stops. Stops himself. That wasn't even him trying to be an asshole, but even though he knows what she is and what she went through it's easy to forget with how normal she acts. Obnoxious, but normal enough (ish).

He looks off somewhere to the side, pretending like he's too bored to finish that thought instead of like he was about to say something incredibly dickish. ]

[she catches it anyway - how could she miss it, when she's so attuned to every bit of negativity directed her way? - and it earns him a dark look as she comes up short on the phone front. typical.]

If we're still here in an arm I'll chew my arm off for entertainment, how about that?

[it's awful the way that Hazel can't help getting mean. little things like this sting from anyone else, but with all the bad blood between Kangmo and herself it just manages to find its way to the most painful places possible. who can blame her for wanting to lash out however she can?]

[ He sighs and clenches his jaw before looking back at her. ]

If only we were stuck in a bear trap maybe that party trick could come in handy.

[ Unnecessary and bitter. ]

Are you going to keep making jokes, or do you want to figure out a different way out of this?

[ Work with him or endless parade of bitter, hurtful jokes back and forth.

It is a hard choice. ]

[it really is, since only one of those options makes her want to gag her nonexistent lungs up. Hazel cants her head to the side, expression still sour but now tinged with bits of thoughtfulness here and there. she's considering something.]

I've got an idea, but I dunno if it's gonna work.

[or if he'll like it, but who gives a single solitary fuck about that?]

[ He doesn't like anything about this situation. How much worse could it get? ]

It's better than standing here doing nothing. What is it?

[why tell him when she could be a little shit and just show him? without another word Hazel steps forward and grabs him, trying to put his dumb bitch ass into a headlock from her disadvantaged height.

time to find out if this counts as an embrace!]

[ He's been put into a headlock enough times to know what this is, and not think that Hazel is trying to strangle him to death or something. However, that doesn't mean he doesn't have a kneejerk reaction to it.

Kangmo shoves aggressively at her arms, yelling loudly as he tries to push her away from him so she can't get an arm around him. ]

Stop!

You want to get out, don't you? Then fucking stay still!

[she fights back with just as much energy, shouting to try and make herself seem a lot more intimidating than a girl of her size and statue should be.]

[ It's not happening, he's still struggling against her. He's been thrown out a window by her, she doesn't need to try to intimidate him, he knows he can hurt her, which is part of why he's not really looking to have her wrap her angry little arms around his throat.

Just imagine if she remembers how he blackmailed her when she's got him by the neck? He'll pass... ]

This is a--

[ A hard shove to get his head and neck free of her arm, and now trying to hold her as far away as his arms will stretch. ]

--stupid plan!

[she keeps reaching for him, although her shorter wingspan makes this a futile effort. doesn't stop Hazel from flailing her arms in an attempt to at least smack him around and make him sorry for existing, though.]

Then it's fucking perfect for you, isn't it!

[ She's not about to hit his face with those little arms, but she does get his own arm several times, and makes him wince. It's a shame she doesn't feel pain herself, or she might make her hand sore enough to stop herself.

He snorts in agitation at her comment. ]

You hold still and I'll put you in a headlock then!

[slap slap slap slap. Hazel is going to windmill her arms to her heart's content, until either Kangmo or the mistletoe itself gives up. she's not particularly picky which it is.]

Like you've got the fucking balls to get that close to me!

[ He tries to grab hold of one of his arms and starts trying to wrestle her still. He has no idea what that's supposed to mean (a jab at him for getting beaten up by her twice maybe?), but he's not amused. ]

Yah! What was that?

[ You wanna bet? You wanna see him put you in a headlock right now? Well he's going to try to drag her over and do it at least. ]

You heard me, shitbag!

[THE ONLY ONE DELIVERING HEADLOCKS WILL BE HER which means that the moment he decides to try and turn the tables she starts fighting him, dedicated to as much stupid wrestling as she can possibly dish out in order to prevent this terrible fate.

considering she weighs maybe forty-two pounds soaking wet, this is either going to end up a contest of wills or devolve into biting. Kangmo better hope for a quick victory if he wants to avoid either.]

[ He's trying for it, but she's so flaily it's hard. He's trying to grab one of her arms so he can get it to stop swinging around, and pull her closer at the same time. She better appreciate the fact that he applies deodorant every day, unlike a lot of boys his age!

Though... can she smell? She can see and hear, so maybe? Maybe it's better not to ask which of her senses she has and which she doesn't, and just focus on putting her in a headlock and never talking to her again. ]

Hold still already!

No!

[yeeeep, here comes the biting. Hazel's senses may be up for debate, but Kangmo's aren't and her teeth are sharp. her legs start working overtime simultaneously to compensate for the fact that one of her arms has been captured. she may be down, but she's far from out.]

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