i can't believe we've gotten this far into december without this

[fistofthejoestar]

THE MISTLETOE MEME

It was a quiet moment in the imPort cities, when the next devious plot of an unknown organization was realized. With the holiday season upon all the town, bundles of mistletoe with interference technology hidden in the festive bows and pins holding them together was distributed throughout the town and into all the residences of the imPorts.

The interference technology creates a stasis field keeping imPorts trapped underneath it, protecting the mistletoe itself with a small barrier. However, it only seems able to hold two people at a time, and and the reaction of the nanites to sudden changes in chemistry brought on by embracing or kissing brings the stasis field crashing down, leaving the mistletoe vulnerable to destruction at that time.

It's up to you, imPorts, to break free of these mistletoe traps and destroy all the mistletoe in the cities!

Comment to the meme with your character(s). Specify if your character is open to kisses, hugs, or both!

Comment around to other characters, getting trapped in the mistletoe's radius! Or hunting the mistletoe down. Either way, bring on the hugs and/or kisses!

Have some light, silly, holiday fun!

meme text lovingly stolen from lyingheart

Comments

[brushoff]

Nope, it's mistletoe, there's got to be kissing.

[ he's enjooooooying this ]

[textualhealing]

[Surprise surprise, Jeff's not. And there's no escape either.]

Is this seriously how it works? I call BS. Hugs or nothing.

[Avoiding smooching by talking forever? Yup.]

[brushoff]

[ NOPE, HERE COMES DORIAN GOING IN FOR THE KISS but on the lips because #yolo. ]

[textualhealing]

[Goddammit! But no, he won't let Dorian win this. Instead of fighting it, Jeff's leaning down to meet him with a rough clash of lips and scruff of beard. A hand reaches to grab at the upper part of Dorian's shoulder and squeezes a little too hard because fuck you, and while he's causing all that distraction, the other hand reaches up to pluck that mistletoe down and CRUSH IT BETWEEN HIS BIG MANLY FIST.]

[brushoff]

[ As Jeff's hand goes to his shoulder, Dorian's hand goes...straight to grab Jeff's ass, because he's just that shameless. Still kissing and still not letting go, by the way. ]

[textualhealing]

[Nothing like an ass grope from a dude to break up the kissing, and Jeff's height becomes an advantage once again as he withdraws upwards and makes it way harder to chase after. His hands not moving though, mostly because he's really hoping if he squeezes hard enough maybe Dorian will collapse to the floor. Works for Vulcans.]

Hands off before my fist locates your balls. That's private property.

[brushoff]

[ Dorian just rolls his eyes. And...that Vulcan neck grip just straight isn't working, sorry Jeff. ]

And we were having such a good time.