TIME TO UNHINGE YOUR JAW...

[maskormods]

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( THE BASICS )
Name: Your character!
Canon: Self-explanatory!!
Character's (approximate) age: Or how old they appear.
Character's powers: List and describe them!
Is your character registered/will they be?: Why or why not! Maybe unsettled heroes will want to make connections with each other. Maybe registered heroes will want to team up. So on!
Where does your character live?: What housing residence are they in? Meet your roommates if you haven't already, make plans!
Are you looking for roommates?: If your character is currently housing alone, or planning to move out of their assigned housing. Is your character considering moving to one of our other cities? See who else might be doing the same!
What is your character's job?: And are they sticking with it? Enjoying it? Coordinate with potential coworkers, employers, or patrons -- why not!

( THE DETAILS )
RUNDOWN -- what are your character's skills, likes/dislikes, urgent needs?: What are they good at, what do they hate, what do they need (and so on) so that others know what they can offer you.
What are your character's plans?: Either what they're doing as we speak or what you'd like to do with them!
Does your character have a secret identity?: Since this can get confusing at times. Is your character a superhero with a public identity or do just a few people know who they are? List them, even!
Is your character open for pairings?: Useful to know! Possibly.
Are you open to having your character get hurt? Or, for villains, hurt others?: If yes, how much and in what circumstances?
Is your character interested in teams?: Registered hero teams are very well-received around these parts, as you might guess. If yes, coordinate with possible teammates and see if you can put something together!
What kind of plots are you after?: Let the brainstorming commence. This can be as vague, specific, or "big picture" as you'd like.
Anything else?: If you have anything else to add!

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<b><font face="georgia"><big>( THE BASICS )</b></big></font> <b>Name:</b> <b>Canon:</b> <b>Character's (approximate) age:</b> <b>Character's powers:</b> <b>Is your character registered/will they be?:</b> <b>Where does your character live?:</b> <b>Are you looking for roommates?:</b> <b>What is your character's job?:</b> <b><font face="georgia"><big>( THE DETAILS )</b></big></font> <b>RUNDOWN -- what are your character's skills, likes/dislikes, urgent needs?:</b> <b>What are your character's plans?:</b> <b>Does your character have a secret identity?:</b> <b>Is your character open for pairings?:</b> <b>Are you open to having your character get hurt? Or, for villains, hurt others?:</b> <b>Is your character interested in teams?:</b> <b>What kind of plots are you after?:</b> <b>Anything else?:</b>

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[textualhealing]

( THE BASICS )
Name: Jeff Winger
Canon: Community
Character's (approximate) age: 41
Character's powers: Ego hulk, reactive adaptation and paintballs
Is your character registered/will they be?: Registered! Anything for an easy life
Where does your character live?: At Casa Ludgate-Graham
Are you looking for roommates?: Ask the landlords
What is your character's job?: Lawyer and star of his own lawyery show

( THE DETAILS )
RUNDOWN -- what are your character's skills, likes/dislikes, urgent needs?: Likes himself, alcohol, fast cars, women, being a lawyer, fashion, himself, pool and himself. Dislikes making too much effort, not being in charge. studying, being ignored. Needs control, ALL OF IT.
Jeff is a narcissistic conman who's damn good at bullshitting his way out of and into most situations, and has a high tolerance level for most things in life so long as you don't involve him.
What are your character's plans?: Law stuff! Jeff will continue with his lawyering and now has a new(ish) office opened in Heropa, as well as the one he still has in the Falls. Along with that, he's also just gearing up for his second season of his show which'll probably start around April time. Other than that, his plans are mostly just trying not to die.
Does your character have a secret identity?: Nope
Is your character open for pairings?: Yes! Although Jeff's ability to commit to anything is laughable
Are you open to having your character get hurt? Or, for villains, hurt others?: Open to all kinds of hurt and pain!
Is your character interested in teams?: Not for heroics, no, but he would offer his legal services to any team that needs it. For a fee, of course.
What kind of plots are you after?: Literally anything. I'd be interested in him helping defend more imPorts as most of his clients atm are native. I'd also be up for more situations that get to show his soft underbelly because most the time he's more intent on being 'that asshole'. Also if anyone has heroes familiar with controlling powers, Jeff could do with learning to better control his hulking. Where's Bruce when you need him? If you want your character on TV, they're welcome to be in his law show, because Jeff is always in need of imPorts talking about how awesome imPorts are. HIT ME UP WITH ANY IDEAS ABOUT PLOTS, I would be all over discussing stuff.
Anything else?:

or else!

[4thdimensional]

Maybe Doc can find a way to offer help? He was in law training when he was young---not his calling, far from it, but he understands it's hard and noble work.

[textualhealing]

'Hard and noble work' lmfao, bless you, Doc.

I'd love me some Doc, and Jeff definitely would. He's always up for help with his defending, or help on his show seeing as it runs with a fairly small crew without many other guest appearances. Idk if any of those options would appeal.

[4thdimensional]

He's never really worked in show business, it'd be a new opportunity!

[textualhealing]

Such beauty! He can do whatever the hell he wants, because he's Doc and Jeff's not gonna question such greatness. Man, I think Jeff might post up a shout out for the filming of his new season soon enough, if not they can always discuss this elsewhere :v

[4thdimensional]

Yes good. Soon as Doc's back to himself, he's all over that.

[wizzardly]

Knowing Rincewind, he will probably end up in legal trouble at some point and will end up asking Jeff for help? Also I'm in for more drinking and things. Maybe they run into each other at Chilton's office sometime? Or possibly Will's, since he might be trying to give the Luggage obedience lessons.

[textualhealing]

Jeff will totally help. For money. Or alcohol. And he'd totally see Rincewind if he ever came over to Will's. When Jeff's not working or at the gym, he's usually lazing around the house with a pile of dogs.

[wizzardly]

Sounds great on both counts.

[textualhealing]

if rincewind is rly lucky he might even get to see jeff lounging about in his undies

[wizzardly]

If only Rincewind had a camera he could take a picture: Jeff in his undies on a pile of dogs. He'd be Mr. November of the annual ImPort Calendar for sure.

[textualhealing]

he actually was mr november this year, for real. no cameras allowed though, this is an undie encouraged zone. blame will and april.

[wizzardly]

...Well that was an uncanny guess.

That's some housing situation you've got there, Jeff.

[huntergames]

jeff are you still trying to convince her boyfriend to do porn

[textualhealing]

uh yes he just wants your guys to be financially stable

[huntergames]

uncle jeff no

since he's at will and april's place often, i was wondering if you'd like to develop the sort of CR he has with sasha right now? i've liked the threads they did have and she's always curious to learn about the kind of people will is surrounding himself with. (she may also just want to make sure nobody is going to hurt april and will oops.)

[textualhealing]

omg yes, he's about plenty! i've loved the threads they've had so more is always good. he's usually about in the evenings or on days off. does sasha visit regular or occasionally or something?!

jeff's also trying to get reggie to do some work about his office if he can, stealin' away chilton's lackey.

[huntergames]

she's been stressed since her canon update so maybe she can just pop in without warning and nobody but jeff is home?

unless you're paying the bf more sasha won't approve!! kinda!! because $$$

[textualhealing]

that works! how does he guests? will is meant to be the one who sorts out visitors, not jeff!!!1 he'd totally look after her though because she's a will kid

two jobs = twice the money. thank him later.

[restingstitchface]

More Crane-Jeff banter?

I love the fact Jeff's basically trolled his network posts.

[textualhealing]

YES they can bitch at each other forever. i feel like i need to do a network post soon :|a

i'll also be on the lookout for crane. stalking forever just to troll...

[restingstitchface]

I've been thinking that too, and something might be going up. I do have a post planned [and ready in advance as a draft!] for once the pull point plot is over, so there's guaranteed trolling in... a week?

Also Jeff should find out Crane became a judge tbh. Lawyer and all.

[textualhealing]

crane became a judge? that is the worst news for jeff ever

[restingstitchface]

HDU he was an honorable man. Cough.

[textualhealing]

uh huh. which native did he have to kill for that position? dohoho