HE TOLD ME SEVERAL TIMES THAT HE DIDN'T LIKE MY KIND

[maskormods]

TEST DRIVE MEME

Considering apping into MASK OR MENACE? Want to dip your toes into the setting and get a feel of whether your character will fit into it? Or maybe you're just cruising and want to play around? Then you've come to the right place!

Pick any of the following scenarios below or feel free to make up your own, but don't be afraid to throw yourself at someone else's thread, either!

And remember to have fun!

01. The city of Heropa is what one might expect from a small, bright and cheery place, where locals are friendly enough and local shop owners might offer a free drink to welcome you to their fair city. Some of the locals might thank you for always lending your service to the nation and others might not say anything. In fact, some people might back away from any imPort who quite obviously looks like they aren't from around the neighborhood. Once in a while there's a look of disdain on someone's face and hushed voices.

An upset, deeply masculine voice wonders aloud: "More of them, when we already know they can't protect us? That's just painting a bigger target on the city's back!"

"That's just what Ronald Chump says!" Exclaims a young woman. She raises her fist in anger at the imPort-hating individual. "We're not going to tolerate bigots here!"

02. De Chima, Virginia, is a large city with a healthy economy, and though it's quieter, there are just as many citizens awed at your presence. Science and technology are the lifeblood of this city, so you're likely to come across a good many locals taking your picture with the newest of devices. Be forewarned: since FanPort happened, imPort fandom is at a new height. Don't be surprised if people start following you just to see if you'll do anything TMZ-worthy.

The trick is to stay calm, and don't wig out if someone asks what you think about imPort shipping.

03. Maurtia Falls, Pennsylvania, is having a rainy day. The streets seem to be running with water, the sky can't seem to stop crying. You might want to check out some consumerism-inclined shelter, be that a smoky and dart-eyed bar full of grumbling locals, or a grimy and industrial coffee shop (full of grumbling locals). Watch your step, newly minted imPort, because if you let on that you're fresh meat then you're likely to attract a posse of two or three sharp knuckled no-good-dooers. This is the criminally exciting part of town, so beware.

04. Nonah, North Carolina, is the liveliest of all cities; loud, busy and there's some kind of energy in the air that gets everyone buzzing with excitement. There's a baseball game going on in one of the parks amidst all those tall buildings, and you're welcome to watch! It's not an official game in the season, it's more like a friendly skirmish between local baseball teams. Midway through the game, the umpire might take note of you new imPorts -- assuming you're standing out in the crowd. He'll welcome you to throw a pitch if you'd like! Of course, the opposing team isn't too keen on the idea. Better look for more imPorts to play ball!

Comments

[murimurimuri]

[Lets out a surprised, dark little chuckle. He's not going to break that eye contact, though.]

I~I'm not so sure I should tell you that?

[takethestairs]

[Now that's an interesting reaction, isn't it? Edgeworth's eyes widen for the briefest of moments before his gaze narrows again.]

I'm surprised. After all, we're friends, aren't we?

[His tone is dry and anything but friendly. Just what is his connection to this man?]

[murimurimuri]

[There is a stunned silence before he starts laughing, the sound escaping him in unrestrained, braying guffaws.]

But of course! So why don't you tell me where you're staying? Tell me where you live and your good friend Simon will come and pay you a visit!

[takethestairs]

[Edgeworth's eyes narrow as he watches Simon burst out in laughter, and he's suddenly reminded of Yew's demeanor. Hopefully he's not quite so dangerous, but he's not going to rely on hope.]

I'm sorry, but I don't think my roommates would appreciate a surprise guest. If you're still interested in that game of chess, though, I'll be at the Lucky Cat Cafe in Heropa tomorrow afternoon. But for now, I'm afraid I have more pressing matters to attend to.

[Like, you know, calling emergency services, dealing with red tape, et cetera, et cetera.]

[murimurimuri]

[What. Whaaat. Is this a trap? It's got to be a trap, right? But so help him, he's ready to take the bait.]

Now how could I turn down an invitation like that? Sure, I'll be there. Try not to beat me so bad this time, huh? ♥

[takethestairs]

I make no promises, Simon.

[First names are a little personal, but it's not like Simon gave him a last name to work with. Anyway, he finally uses his device to call for help for their poor... victim? Attacker? Attacker. It was self defense, after all.]

I don't suppose I can convince you to stick around for the next hour or two, by the way.

[It would make his life easier, but from what little he knows, he can guess that Simon doesn't care about what is and isn't convenient for him.]

[murimurimuri]

No way, this jerk isn't worth catching a cold for. I'm going for a hot drink.

[Simon takes a few rapid steps away, then turns on his heel and shoots Edgeworth a wry smile.]

I'd suggest you do the same. You don't really care about this guy, do you?

[But he doesn't wait for the answer. He ducks around the corner and is gone.]