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Mask or Menace | MODERATORS ([personal profile] maskormods) wrote in [community profile] etcelsior2016-06-25 01:14 pm

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE


TEST DRIVE MEME
Considering apping into MASK OR MENACE? Want to dip your toes into the setting and get a feel of whether your character will fit into it? Or maybe you're just cruising and want to play around? Then you've come to the right place!

Pick any of the following scenarios below or feel free to make up your own, but don't be afraid to throw yourself at someone else's thread, either!

And remember there's only one rule in Test Drive Meme Club: have fun!

    01. The city of Heropa is what one might expect from a small, bright and cheery place, where locals are friendly enough and local shop owners might offer a free drink to welcome you to their fair city. Some of the locals might thank you for always lending your service to the nation, while others might not say anything -- but if you have something nasty to say, better not say anything at all, right? But on closer inspection of these Silent Stanleys and Stellas, you might notice that some people actually back away from any imPort who quite obviously looks like they aren't "from around the neighborhood". Once in a while, you may hear a voice raised:

    "Did you see how visible their elections have become? They're just trying to grab power! Have you seen the homes they live in?

    Of course, for every claim, there's a rebuttal; you may well hear a competing voice arguing, "They deserve to have a say in things too! You know it's different for them!"

    ImPorts are a divisive issues, even in pretty Heropa.

    02. De Chima, Virginia, is a large city with a healthy economy, and though it's quieter, there are just as many citizens awed at your very presence. Look at you! Organic wonder! Science and technology are the lifeblood of this city, so you're likely to come across a good many locals taking your picture with the newest of devices. The imPort craze is at an all-time high, and considering the ambition of many of De Chima's residents, you may find yourself cornered by overzealous imPort fans, media wannabes and opportunists alike, shoving cameras in your face.

    Their questions are less politically charged than they are mundane, however; get ready for an interview about your taste in romantic partners, personal underwear choices, favourite foods, and more!

    03. Maurtia Falls, Pennsylvania, is having a rainy day. The streets seem to be running with water, the sky can't seem to stop crying. You might want to check out some consumerism-inclined shelter, be that a smoky and dart-eyed bar full of grumbling locals, or a grimy and industrial coffee shop (full of grumbling locals). Watch your step, newly minted imPort, because if you let on that you're fresh meat then you're bound to find a few people who decide that the only proper welcome for an imPort is a nice set of knuckles to the face.

    One or two more cowardly locals may hesitate before giving you such a greeting, however, with a muttered, "Wonder if the new guy in office is gonna do more than the last one."

    Ouch. Look at the political savvy on this guy!

    04. Nonah, North Carolina, is the liveliest of all cities; loud, busy and there's some kind of energy in the air that gets everyone buzzing with excitement. You may find yourself in the midst of a few closed-off streets for some occasion or another - whether it be a food cart festival, no-car day, or something else! - and surrounded by the hum of people, the waft of food being served on the street, and plenty of attention

    Look there -- someone's demoing a VR roller coaster! Won't you give it a shot?

bonding_moment: (No YOU'RE a quiznak)

[personal profile] bonding_moment 2016-07-06 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
So we just give up?
thepalinpaladin: (How does this even happen?)

[personal profile] thepalinpaladin 2016-07-06 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
That's what it looks like. If nothing else, we gotta lot of digging to do if there is a way out.

Which includes making nice with the people around us. Haven't you ever watched a cop show before? You have to make friends and get a man on the inside.
bonding_moment: (Why would I waste time on TV???)

[personal profile] bonding_moment 2016-07-06 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
A cop show...?

[Even if he doesn't quite know what Lance is talking about, the gist of it still makes sense.]

Fine. How do we get started with that?
thepalinpaladin: (Fraud Detected.)

[personal profile] thepalinpaladin 2016-07-06 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
YOU can start by. Being less you and not alienating people by being so snappy. Were you raised by wolves or what?
bonding_moment: (What's that supposed to mean?)

[personal profile] bonding_moment 2016-07-06 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with the way I act? We're in a serious situation here. Aren't you being too calm?
thepalinpaladin: (How does this even happen?)

[personal profile] thepalinpaladin 2016-07-06 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
You missed all the parts where I wasn't calm. I got tired.

Of course I know things are serious. We all got separated and I have no idea where everyone else is or if they're okay. But if I'm stuck here then I'm stuck here. It's not like we have a space ship laying around.

I mean, there's shuttles but those are even slower than the ones we trained to pilot at the Garrison. What good would those do?

[Huffs in frustration, pressing himself against the wall behind him and crushing his empty smoothie cup in his hand a little]

Staying here's probably the best idea. I mean, you showed up, didn't you?
bonding_moment: (this is balls)

[personal profile] bonding_moment 2016-07-06 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Keith lets out a frustrated huff of his own and drops into the booth across from Lance, slouching sulkily against the table.]

Maybe some of the others will too.
thepalinpaladin: (Sigh.)

[personal profile] thepalinpaladin 2016-07-06 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I'm thinking. We can regroup and figure something out.

And in the meantime.

Well, it's almost our earth. Except in the ways that count.
bonding_moment: (What's that supposed to mean?)

[personal profile] bonding_moment 2016-07-06 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
How is this even possible anyway? Is this an alien planet that developed almost like Earth?
thepalinpaladin: (Fraud Detected.)

[personal profile] thepalinpaladin 2016-07-06 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Have you never watched a cartoon, Keith? A sci fi movie?

It's Earth but in a different. I dunno. Plane of existence. So it's the same but different. Or this could even be OUR Earth but in the past.
bonding_moment: (Why are you like this)

[personal profile] bonding_moment 2016-07-06 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I've seen cartoons, but that's fiction and this is real life.

...But I guess there isn't a better explanation. Either that or time travel.
thepalinpaladin: (Monster Factory.)

[personal profile] thepalinpaladin 2016-07-06 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Keith, we are Paladins who ride in mechanical space lions while living in a castle that's also a shapeship that is piloting by aliens.
bonding_moment: (Uhhhh)

[personal profile] bonding_moment 2016-07-06 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Time travel and other dimensions are still new.
thepalinpaladin: (I'm so cool.)

[personal profile] thepalinpaladin 2016-07-06 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Better get use to it. I guess in this place I'm the one who knows what's going on and you're floundering. You just rely on me, Keith.
bonding_moment: (Why would I waste time on TV???)

[personal profile] bonding_moment 2016-07-06 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Keith gives him a long, blank-faced stare before finally responding.]

I'd rather not.
thepalinpaladin: (>(!!!)

[personal profile] thepalinpaladin 2016-07-06 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Fine! Get lost in a social jungle and find yourself strangled on the vines of drama!
bonding_moment: (Uhhhh)

[personal profile] bonding_moment 2016-07-06 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Hang on Keith needs a minute to try to understand any of what Lance just said. He's not going to be successful, but he's going to try!!]

Vines of drama...?
thepalinpaladin: (The fuck is this shit.)

[personal profile] thepalinpaladin 2016-07-06 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
We'll work on this.
bonding_moment: (What's that supposed to mean?)

[personal profile] bonding_moment 2016-07-06 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Work on what?