FORCED HONESTY

[monster_san]

1. Post your character
2. Post to other characters: ask questions! Give unsolicited opinions! Confess!
3. Everything must be honest! No lies here.

Comments

[unbreaker]

You really think that?

[Someone's maybe getting the hang of how this question thing works right now, Hazel. That's not stupid.

Watch yourself.]

[deadtective]

Nah, I think you're a prince. But who wants to say something so fucking embarrassing?

[ha ha ha...wait, shit]

[unbreaker]

A prince?

...that's a first.

I think I might fuck up a bit too much for that title, though.

How about dashing rogue?

[deadtective]

Royalty fucks up all the time, man, pick up a goddamn history book.

[she can't disengage from this topic now, the best she can do is throw out little stalls. god why did she pull him in so close earlier? why is this happening? what did she ever do to deserve this awful punishment?]

And it has to be prince...'cause you could've had anything you fucking wanted, but it was still me.

[K I L L H E R]

[unbreaker]

I dunno, maybe I should go with pirate!

...get it?

'Cause you're a treasure??

[Flattery and cheese. Nonlethal dose, though. Sorry.]

[deadtective]

And you're going to get the shit beat out of you for putting your hands on me.

[but god help her, she's laughing. she hates her entire existence right now.]

[unbreaker]

Worth it.

[deadtective]

That's actually a bonus for you, isn't it? Especially if I was dressed up like a fucking pirate, I bet.

[unbreaker]

You're catching on.

[deadtective]

I'm catching on to the fact you never told me if you had any outfit wishlist, yeah.

lmf i replied to the nonedit but you edited before i could hit send what is this witchcraft

[unbreaker]

A wishlist? No, not exactly...but I probably should.

i guess i finally broke the dw sound barrier

[deadtective]

What's 'not exactly', then? Just one really gross one?

it was bound to happen eventually

[unbreaker]

What? No, no, it's just...not a list. I've thought of stuff before but I've never kept track of it.

all that's left now is preemptive tagging

[deadtective]

Theeen...what's the one that makes you wake up all hot and sweaty in the middle of the night?

[kiss her feet that she didn't follow her base instinct and make that 'hot and sticky']

[unbreaker]

It's not really a 'costume' exactly...

[deadtective]

What.

[unbreaker]

I dunno, like...when you wear my clothes. That's my favorite. Might not be as risque as the nurse dress or flashy as the rainbow panties, but...means more.

[deadtective]

...you really like it that much?

[unbreaker]

It means you like having me close, right? So yeah...it means that much.

[deadtective]

[she bites her lip and looks away, embarrassment compounded by what she's debating saying next.]




You know...whenever you're gone for a while, your stuff's all I wear.

[both outside and to sleep in, whether it's times like his Peru trip or more emotional absences like their rare blowouts. Hazel can't meet his eyes even after speaking, it's just too mortifying.]

[unbreaker]

Why do you think I've never actually tried to take back the shit you've swiped from my closet?

[deadtective]

Bullshit you knew that already!

[unbreaker]

Well, I suspected you were doing more than hoarding them to spite me!

[Which is close enough.]

[deadtective]

[those hands that had been lovingly cupping his face this whole time? now squishing his cheeks with a vengeance as she attempts to press his entire face out of existence.]

We'll see how long that lasts after this! I might just fucking torch your entire closet!