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[maskormods]

TEST DRIVE MEME

Considering apping into MASK OR MENACE? Want to dip your toes into the setting and get a feel of whether your character will fit into it? Or maybe you're just cruising and want to play around? Then you've come to the right place!

Pick any of the following scenarios below or feel free to make up your own, but don't be afraid to throw yourself at anyone's thread, either!

And remember to have fun!

01. Your memory is hazy and you might feel increasingly frustrated or anxious, or maybe you're excited as soldiers march past, barely glimpsing you. One second you're somewhere underground, the next you're enveloped in blue light, and suddenly you find yourself directly under Flordia sun's bright and burning glare. A female soldier steps toward you with a wide smile on her face and directs you to a car, ready to debrief you. You realize you are not the only one, surrounded by equally confused or eager faces... and you're all sporting a digital tattoo on your wrist.

02. Welcome to Cape Canaveral, where the smell of the ocean is in the air and locals are more than pleased to see new imPorts roaming their streets. They wave, they cheer, they ask for pictures as politely as they can. The more inhuman you look, or if you're wearing a costume, the more likely locals are to approach. Hey, enjoy the moment! The popular malt shop is offering you a free drink if you need it.

03. The technology in this world is certainly something. The cars are clearly modeled after popular 50s cars, but they hover several feet above the ground as they drive down the street. There are digital jukeboxes in restaurants, motorcycles also hover through traffic, advertisements can be seen on a digital projector on the taller buildings. Even kids on skateboards appear to drift a safe ten feet off the ground while playing!

04. Wherever you are, you can hear the loud revving of an engine, distance at first before you finally see it: a hovercar bursting around the corner, going beyond the maximum speed limit and just barely making its sharp turn. It doesn't appear to be slowing down any time soon, not with two police cars trailing it... and uh oh. Those skateboarding kids don't have much time to get out of the way as the car comes speeding down the road. You've been brought here for a reason Hero — so you better act fast.

Comments

[khajidont]

What? No! It's - well, it's kind of because it's tradition.

[Blue Beetle the third, remember? There is a long and proud tradition of being crushed to death or shot through the skull he has to uphold, here.]

And to protect our families when we go up against the really big threats. Last time the wrong guy found out who I was, he blew up my house.

[With his family inside. Good times.]

[hoboagogo]

[Well, at least that earns more of a reaction than all the previous disgruntled eye-rolling. Shoulders stiffen slightly, and his lips tug down in something that may be akin to realization and distaste.]

Damn, seriously?

[...Well, it's not unlike when Strega help Junpei hostage but even then they didn't blow up the house.]

So you're usually- not just a technicolour traffic cop.

[SLOWLY BEGINNING TO TRY AND ACCEPT THIS FACT.]

[khajidont]

Not usually. [Shinji gets a smile out of Jaime for the first time, though it's a rueful one as smiles go.]

Don't get me wrong, I'll help out with the little stuff too. It's important. [Said like the true goody-two-shoes he is!] But a lot of the time, I'm dealing with stuff that's a little too big for cops to handle, and I'm not even in the big leagues. We help handle a lot of natural disasters too.

[hoboagogo]

[Really, that does give a lot of context. It's weird to consider all this being such a problem, but that's likely because he'd just always assumed that everyone in America could use a gun or carried one-- or even before that, the idea that there would be so many problems above the power of the police that they had to recruit so many people with extraneous abilities.

It's just a completely different issue from SEES's back home, if only due to the malicious human element and widespread effects, if what Blue Beetle was telling him was true.]

That's pretty screwed up. The stuff above the cops's head is all home-grown here, then? [Natural disasters-- well, they were what they were. Of course if people could fly or whatever they'd be able to help with that.]

[khajidont]

I've been here for like, a week, but I haven't actually seen much. [He grimaces.] And at the rate they're going, they're just bringing more chaos in. They've managed to bring in criminals in from other worlds. My world too.

[It would be hard to sound more unimpressed than Jaime does right now, frankly. He knows that superheroes are supposed to be all optimistic and upbeat - unless you wear black and grunt a lot - but it's hard to have a lot of faith in a structure that brings in people from Arkham and gives them power. He's never been to Gotham, but he knows enough to know that they're not just your regular, run-of-the-mill crazies, and that giving them possibly destructive superpowers is just asking for trouble.]

Wish I had better news for you than that, but this is what we're working with here.

[hoboagogo]

...What, they don't do any research?

[As if the whole thing wasn't retarded enough already-- So now they had the tech to take anyone-- living or dead-- from other worlds and whatever, drag them through some fuckup in space-time here, research their whole histories and abilities.... but they couldn't manage to tell who might be helpful and who would just wreck the joint.]

And they expect us to sign up with 'em when they can't be assed to do a background check?