etcelsior | Crash Test Meme

The Evil Twin of the Test Drive Meme, it's...
the CRASH TEST meme!

Have you ever thought to yourself, "Ha, wouldn't it be funny if I apped that one character to MoM and gave him this superpower?" But of course, you'd never do it. Maybe it's just a joke idea, maybe you know the gimmick would get old really quick, maybe it's a character you're not really invested in. Whatever the reason, it's a character you have idly thought about once or twice, but don't intend on apping. Ever.

TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

Here's a place where we can dump those characters and play them against the MoM cast and setting, free of pesky things like in-game consequences or Commitment.

And who knows? Maybe the characters will surprise you. Puma Man might be worth the effort of filling out an app after all!

Directions:
Put the character name & series in the subject line
In the comment box, list up to 3 superpowers your character has.
Other stats (registration, job, etc) optional.
A starter prompt couldn't hurt, either!
TAG AROUND with both your crack characters and the characters you actually play in-game.

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So this is Jill, and I legit can't take on more characters, BUT if I did...

Powers would be:
imagination based personal reality warping (so for example, if he's not imagining anything, there are no powers, of he thinks he's he'd a ninja with invisibility it would be so, etc)
Also: fart protecting because gestures vaguely to the source canon

I'm feeling too tired and crummy to put up a starter but if u tell me u want to tag I will absolutely make you a personal starter.

So this is Zoki/Doc Brown and obviously I know this is an utterly ridiculous notion, but:
Abilities
---Summons a randomized piece of fruit to his hand by calling 'Sportscandy!'
---Annoying crystal that beeps when someone's in danger within 500 feet.

Occupation:
---Model for a mens' suit catalogue. He's absolutely terrible at standing still, but for some odd reason, photos of a man doing handstands and backflips in formal attire are making the rounds in the local ads.

and for a possible prompt:

[That rainbow crystal went off, and the blue sports buffoon is now aware that someone's in danger. He bursts onto the latest crime scene in a flurry of flips, armed with a soccer ball, a skateboard, and a yo-yo. Upon spotting the poor soul, he asks:]

Are you okay? Don't worry, I'm here to help you!

[So, victim, villain, or fellow hero: how are you liking your odds now?]

or bring your own basketball

[Anything you want to do to or with a hyperactive blue sports elf in town? Have at/lemme know!]

Obviously this is not an Eddie journal. I'll make one and find icons when it's not 1am

I have no idea why, but every once in a while I think he'd be weirdly amusing to play, since his world has toons and humans interacting and IDK. maybe I was just tired. It sounded fun. And random.

He'd be from the end or near the end of the film. So he'd have confronted crazy toon Christopher Lloyd.

Powers
- die laughing - eddie can induce death in people he gets laughing too much
- I see drawn people - is your character animated? If you opt in for this semi fourth wall breakage, he'd see them as a toon, not a human. They're free to interpret/react to that as they wish. He'd also be readily familiar with the standard Warner Bros. and Disney line up from the 30s/40s
- acme products, inc. - eddie can produce from pockets and hammerspace the types of gag items used in the final confrontation of the film/used in looney toons productions

Canon makes him a detective/private investigator to toons of his era, but I think it'd be funny if he had some other random job.

Edited (Autocorrect does not like the word toon ) 2017-01-08 07:02 (UTC)

I wouldn't mind attempting to revive this voice off of an Eddie. Just for kicks and giggles.

Pana (aka Jesse Pinkman) here to present Piper Greenmantle, one of the main antagonists from The Raven Cycle. She enjoys yoga, the color pink, environmentalism, and collecting magical treasures. She also awakened and made a pact with a horrible wasp demon called Unmaker. Because, like, whatever.

Powers:
　❥ Unmaking - Decomposing or deconstructing material on a molecular level, reducing it to nothing.
　❥ Zero Calorie - Rendering any food completely useless, nutrition-wise. But just as delicious.
　❥ Queen Bee - Manipulating the behavior of stinging insects, namely bees and wasps.

She's a housewife in canon, but I think she'd make a great apiarist here.

hello this is Kates and look, there is just no way I could play someone as pure as Missile, the best doggy ever from the amazing game Ghost Trick. He's a good dog even when he accidentally commits murder. he'll die for you. he'll spoilers spoilers spoilers I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING.

his powers would include ghosty stuff + the ability to bark superhumanly loud, so he could give everybody a nice proper
Welcome!!!

starter prompt
[ there is dog. hello dog. You have a tiny little Pomeranian at your feet. He is very small and fluffy and adorable as Pomeranians are.

And then the Pomeranian just straight up starts talking. ]

Hi there! My name's Missile! Have you seen Miss Kamila somewhere? I don't know where I am, which is a bit worrying, but it's even more worrying that I can't find Miss Kamila anywhere!

Crash Test Meme

Eric Cartman | South Park

Sportacus | LazyTown

Eddie Valiant | Who framed Roger Rabbit

Hello, Mr. Valiant.

Piper Greenmantle ❥ The Raven Cycle

Missile | Ghost Trick