mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

Comments

[restingstitchface]

Quite.

Do you have any other pointless questions?

[dirtyredneck]

I weren't neither.

my tags are done time to shitpost

[deadtective]

So how great is your dick, actually?

i would have welcomed shitposting regardless you know that

[unbreaker]

[Josuke's response is honest!

And spoken incoherently behind a hand that claps rather fiercely over his mouth.

There's no mistaking the alarm in those eyes, though. This is not a topic he wants to discuss, and publicly of all places!]

yes but now this is responsible shitposting

[deadtective]

[WRONG MOVE FUCKBOY

Hazel grins in a manner that can only be described as 'bloodthirsty', no matter how innocent she's trying to pass it off as. her own hands wind around Josuke's, one hanging onto his wrist like a vice and the other trying to worm their way under his fingers to pry them off.]

What was that? I couldn't hear you! You're gonna have to say it again.

[earlybird]

My questions always have a point, Crane.

[ A sharp one. ]

but the other kind is just as good!

[unbreaker]

[Off comes the hand and Josuke wonders briefly if biting his tongue off could possibly save him from having to answer Hazel's question...]

Uuugghhhhh...it's not my fault you're so hard of hearing you didn't hear me say it's fucking average, alright!

NO irresponsible shitposting only leads to regrets

[deadtective]

[the amount of mean-spirited snickering that erupts from Hazel makes it clear that he should have tried regardless. even if it didn't work he'd at least have had potentially bleeding to death to look forward to.]

Guess your enunciation's just as mediocre as your dick is!

[she hasn't let go of his hand yet, and now she swings it merrily between them. this is a great day, she's loving life and her boyfriend and the world as a whole. what a beautiful world they lived in.]

But hey, at least you've got a shit ton of other guys in the same boat as you! All those same average guys...

naaaaah couldn't be

[unbreaker]

S-stop picturing other guys' dicks!

[...the other stuff is important too, but right now that definitely takes the cake and causes the biggest internal freakout for Josuke. Damn you, Hazel, knowing how to pull his strings like that.]

[ewenique]

That is a good goal. Maybe unrealistic, but good.

trust me, i am shitpost empress

[deadtective]

Why? It's the same as imagining yours.

[she can't help it is this is the only source of energy she can live off of now. it's too much fun winding him up like this - especially when it's so easy.]

Mr. Gold/Rumpelstiltskin | Once Upon a Time

[cantwalkwithoutit]

[hostage]

Ain't hard.

The Shade

[foreshadower]

Mitchell "lie about everything" Hundred

[viced]

Tony Stark

[liverletdie]

[hostage]

Do you still wanna kill me?

[andaway]

The fact that I've got an actual set of morals and I know good from bad? Having powers doesn't change basic human decency.

[hostage]

What's the nastiest thing you ever did with your powers?

[dejerate]

No. I mean, I know you don't like having to, but. I promised, that I'd try figure something.

[But if he thinks of that as the same way humans eat meat, or food in general to survive. And this is Mika. Yuu kind of pushed him into it, after all.]

I did kinda push you, from what you've said, so.....

[helpline]

I'd hope not. Some people are, though. [ SHRUGS! The Doctor is very glad that ingame he hasn't had to do his 'blah blah I'm the Doctor blah blah stop the alien invasion blah blah Oncoming Storm' nonsense that tends to get people hurt. ]

[helpline]

I'll have to find a way to change that, then.

[devoutish]

But you do know I'm of criminal stock.

[morethan084]

It's a stupid question anyway. If we go back home, we'll never see each other again.

[helpline]

Joke's on you, some of us have already been hurt enough that who cares, I can take it, bring it on, universe.