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ѕarιѕѕa "noт тoday, ѕaтan" тнeron ([personal profile] magnitudes) wrote in [community profile] etcelsior2017-01-10 05:16 pm
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mercy meme


forced truth meme

1.
Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question
3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.
unbreaker: (045)

but the other kind is just as good!

[personal profile] unbreaker 2017-01-10 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Off comes the hand and Josuke wonders briefly if biting his tongue off could possibly save him from having to answer Hazel's question...]

Uuugghhhhh...it's not my fault you're so hard of hearing you didn't hear me say it's fucking average, alright!
deadtective: (forty-four.)

NO irresponsible shitposting only leads to regrets

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-01-10 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[the amount of mean-spirited snickering that erupts from Hazel makes it clear that he should have tried regardless. even if it didn't work he'd at least have had potentially bleeding to death to look forward to.]

Guess your enunciation's just as mediocre as your dick is!

[she hasn't let go of his hand yet, and now she swings it merrily between them. this is a great day, she's loving life and her boyfriend and the world as a whole. what a beautiful world they lived in.]

But hey, at least you've got a shit ton of other guys in the same boat as you! All those same average guys...
unbreaker: (069)

naaaaah couldn't be

[personal profile] unbreaker 2017-01-10 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
S-stop picturing other guys' dicks!

[...the other stuff is important too, but right now that definitely takes the cake and causes the biggest internal freakout for Josuke. Damn you, Hazel, knowing how to pull his strings like that.]
deadtective: (four.)

trust me, i am shitpost empress

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-01-10 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Why? It's the same as imagining yours.

[she can't help it is this is the only source of energy she can live off of now. it's too much fun winding him up like this - especially when it's so easy.]
unbreaker: (205)

i refuse

[personal profile] unbreaker 2017-01-10 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it's fucking not. In this context my dick's the fucking greatest there is because you're the only one who's allowed to see it other than me!
deadtective: (thirty-five.)

then you will have a buffet of regrets

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-01-10 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[that makes such little sense it causes Hazel to start laughing all over again. she has to press her forehead to his captured hand for a moment or two before she's ready to actually form a sentence.]

It's a little late to be saying shit like that when you've been flashing everyone on the network, don't you think?

[yeah, she saw that nightmare of a conversation with Captain Cold. she laughed her ass off then too.]
unbreaker: (061)

ah, so the usual fare, i see

[personal profile] unbreaker 2017-01-10 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you talking about the calendars? That was completely decent!
deadtective: (fifty-nine.)

yeah except now it's open extra late

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-01-10 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I'm talking about all your secret dick pics.

[well, 'secret']
unbreaker: (139)

...i meant as in food although now i'm imagining deep fried regret

[personal profile] unbreaker 2017-01-10 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have a secret stash, all the ones you plastered on my wall are long gone.

Unless...ugh.......are you talking about that conversation with what's-his-name? I kinda figured you put him up to that!
deadtective: (forty-seven.)

you can physically taste the empty calories in it

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-01-10 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Me? That hurts, Josuke. I'd never force somebody to stare at something that boring.

[WHAT A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY TO YOUR FAVORITE PERSON HER HEART'S BREAKING CAN YOU HEAR IT]
unbreaker: (099)

dnw

[personal profile] unbreaker 2017-01-10 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow...that hurts. Thanks a lot, Lockwood.

[Actually, that pout is genuine. Who knew a boy's feelings could be so fragile!]
deadtective: (sixty-three.)

too late

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-01-10 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[girls, apparently.]

Oh, you'll get over it. Just think about how popular you are and it'll all vanish.
unbreaker: (170)

[personal profile] unbreaker 2017-01-10 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I get over it instead by tossing you into a snowbank?
deadtective: (fifty-nine.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-01-10 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmm...nope! Turns out Florida's fresh out of them. Guess you'll just have to wallow in mediocrity instead.
unbreaker: (080)

[personal profile] unbreaker 2017-01-10 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Florida's got sharks! And alligators! I could feed you to those instead!
deadtective: (four.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-01-10 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Wild animals don't eat garbage. Try again!
unbreaker: (194)

[personal profile] unbreaker 2017-01-10 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
We can always go with pigs, they'll eat anything and you love them.
deadtective: (sixty-two.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-01-10 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, yeah, but green's not really a flattering color on you.
unbreaker: (167)

[personal profile] unbreaker 2017-01-10 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Since when do you give a fuck about how I feel!
deadtective: (thirty-five.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-01-10 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not about how you feel, it's how you look! Shit, keep up.
unbreaker: (056)

[personal profile] unbreaker 2017-01-10 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse you, but green is one of my best colors if we're not talking about jealousy. Not that I get jealous or anything. I totally don't.
deadtective: (fifty-nine.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-01-10 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Says the guy who nearly busted a vein over other people's dicks and a bunch of pigs making me their queen.
deadtective: (thirty-five.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2017-01-10 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, ok, whatever you want. It's easier for me to think about all these dicks that aren't yours when it's quiet.

[to further illustrate her point she finally lets go of his hand so that she can clap hers cheerfully against her ears. mmmm, dicks.]
unbreaker: (209)

[personal profile] unbreaker 2017-01-10 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fine, she wants to be like that, he's just gonna boot her in the ass to demonstrate what a pain she's been in his!]

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