mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

Comments

[unbreaker]

Can I get over it instead by tossing you into a snowbank?

[deadtective]

That's not how it fucking works and you know it.

[there is when it's not true. saying something over and over again doesn't make it real, and she can't stand to pull other people into her self-deception.]

[deadtective]

Mmmm...nope! Turns out Florida's fresh out of them. Guess you'll just have to wallow in mediocrity instead.

[helpline]

And your point is?

[fayzedandconfused]

No cake is safe from me, but chocolate cake is the least safe.

[unbreaker]

Florida's got sharks! And alligators! I could feed you to those instead!

[devoutish]

You're not the superhero sort, then?

[hostage]

I won't be seeing much of anything if I go back home.

[deadtective]

Wild animals don't eat garbage. Try again!

[unbreaker]

We can always go with pigs, they'll eat anything and you love them.

[coppelganger]

Maybe unrealistic, but I'm trying my best.

[deadtective]

I mean, yeah, but green's not really a flattering color on you.

[devoutish]

A girl with fine taste.

[unbreaker]

Since when do you give a fuck about how I feel!

[deadtective]

It's not about how you feel, it's how you look! Shit, keep up.

[coppelganger]

I never wanted to kill you, you twat. I don't want to kill people.

[unbreaker]

Excuse you, but green is one of my best colors if we're not talking about jealousy. Not that I get jealous or anything. I totally don't.

[alcheregis]

At home, I accepted a contract to murder a man named Brice Sinecht! But it turned out he wasn't who I thought he was, so I didn't kill him, but I did take out some of the terrible liars that tried to set it up. I have a bit more to do once I return!

As for here, well, people certainly didn't like me making the plague to chase off those Soviets.

[deadtective]

Says the guy who nearly busted a vein over other people's dicks and a bunch of pigs making me their queen.

[hostage]

Not like for real, just... How mad are you?

[unbreaker]

Shut it.

[deadtective]

Ok, ok, whatever you want. It's easier for me to think about all these dicks that aren't yours when it's quiet.

[to further illustrate her point she finally lets go of his hand so that she can clap hers cheerfully against her ears. mmmm, dicks.]

[hostage]

Fuck 'em. That's what they get.

[unbreaker]

[Fine, she wants to be like that, he's just gonna boot her in the ass to demonstrate what a pain she's been in his!]

[coppelganger]

I'm still pretty pissed. Not as much as I was, though.