mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

Comments

[unbreaker]

Florida's got sharks! And alligators! I could feed you to those instead!

[deadtective]

Wild animals don't eat garbage. Try again!

[unbreaker]

We can always go with pigs, they'll eat anything and you love them.

[deadtective]

I mean, yeah, but green's not really a flattering color on you.

[unbreaker]

Since when do you give a fuck about how I feel!

[deadtective]

It's not about how you feel, it's how you look! Shit, keep up.

[unbreaker]

Excuse you, but green is one of my best colors if we're not talking about jealousy. Not that I get jealous or anything. I totally don't.

[deadtective]

Says the guy who nearly busted a vein over other people's dicks and a bunch of pigs making me their queen.

[unbreaker]

Shut it.

[deadtective]

Ok, ok, whatever you want. It's easier for me to think about all these dicks that aren't yours when it's quiet.

[to further illustrate her point she finally lets go of his hand so that she can clap hers cheerfully against her ears. mmmm, dicks.]

[unbreaker]

[Fine, she wants to be like that, he's just gonna boot her in the ass to demonstrate what a pain she's been in his!]

[deadtective]

[he should really see what's coming next. the swift kick, while utterly painless, definitely startles her. Hazel lets out a squawk of surprise and instantly retaliates - by trying to slam her foot right into the topic that started this whole mess in the first place.]

[unbreaker]

[Joke's on her, he's ready for that this time! And manages to grab her foot and push her over on her backside before the offending limb can crash into his goods!]

[deadtective]

[she goes down screaming, collapsing into a mess of limbs and obscenities as she hits the ground. hopefully he's also prepared for his girlfriend to behave like a literal toddler, because instead of attempting to right herself she goes immediately into a full-blown tantrum, squalling and thrashing her legs viciously against his shins.

this is what you get jealous over, Josuke. just think about that for a minute or two.]

[unbreaker]

[Exactly. Who wouldn't love this as much as he does? This is great!

Except for the part where she's kicking his shins and he just starts kicking her feet back in return, because what more can you do when your girlfriend is acting like a terrible brat...?]

[deadtective]

[you can get down on their level in every possible way, of course. and once Josuke starts retaliating like that it's all Hazel can do to start sticking her feet in places that will inevitably tangle theirs together and bring him crashing to the floor.]