mercy meme

[magnitudes]

forced truth meme

1. Post your character(s)
2. People respond to your character with a question

3. Your character must reply, and they must reply honestly
4. ????
5. Have fun. Fun is obligatory. Lack of fun will result in severe repercussions.

Comments

[thevictoriandetective]

The best case?

[acclimatized]

The Aluminium Crutch. What about yours?

[thevictoriandetective]

Oh, I can't possibly sort them all under such a broad label, they're all so varied and unique.

The elephant in the room thingy and the dog one stand out on first thought, though.

[acclimatized]

I just like it because it was the first time you wore the hat.

Christ. Are we even allowed to talk about the elephant here? Do gagging orders stretch to different worlds?

[thevictoriandetective]

The hat again?

Do you want to risk summoning my brother here? Because that's how we get Mycroft here.

[acclimatized]

You're Sherlock Holmes. You wear the hat. People like it.

Well yeah, it would make a change from him summoning me to God knows where all the time. I'd tell him a few home truths.

[thevictoriandetective]

People are stupid.

And then he'd have some sort of superpower. With my luck, he'd get omnipresence and then we'd never be able to get away with anything.

[acclimatized]

People give you work that stops you being bored and becoming an insufferable dickhead.

Now you're just tempting fate.

[thevictoriandetective]

...I can't argue against that.

Fate. If fate's a real thing here then I've just doomed us both.